Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
...and devoid of flavour
What are the most beautiful fruits and vegetables?
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Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Herbsman.
Nah Lotion, Pet, Nor Powder.
That's a fucking alien
Freak!
Racsict!!!
It's rayscisst, duhhh
maes
hello i was gone and now am somewhat back
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
It's not, it's romanesco broccoli and its gorge.
Herbsman.
Nah Lotion, Pet, Nor Powder.
I know what it is, and I tell you, it's a fucking alien. It was planted here by Martians in the 1980's as a means of spying on the human race's digestive system
You see, martians can only digest dust from Mars's surface. They needed blueprints of our guts so they could genetically engineer themselves to be born with human digestive systems. Allowing them to live and eat on this earth - then take it over.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
i thought it was the queen of fat and all the little fat globules turned into little pilsbury dough men and then doctor who saved us all as usual???I know what it is, and I tell you, it's a fucking alien. It was planted here by Martians in the 1980's as a means of spying on the human race's digestive system
You see, martians can only digest dust from Mars's surface. They needed blueprints of our guts so they could genetically engineer themselves to be born with human digestive systems. Allowing them to live and eat on this earth - then take it over.
Herbsman.
Nah Lotion, Pet, Nor Powder.
What happens is that as it is digested, millions of microscopic Martian alien cells are released into the gut. These multiply and spread, and they map out the digestive system. A wireless connection is formed between the network of cells and a base station on Mars, and the necessary data is sent out wirelessly. Once the data has been transmitted and stored, the cells commit suicide and are shat out like a regular poop.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
how did a thread about beautiful fruit and veg turn into a discussion about poo???
maes
hello i was gone and now am somewhat back
It's not really a discussion about poo, the word was only mentioned once... It was more about the digestive system as a whole.
However, if you want to make it more about poo, that's fine by me. As long as we can get back to pretty fruit and veg later.
However, if you want to make it more about poo, that's fine by me. As long as we can get back to pretty fruit and veg later.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
nope, i want to vote for the beautiful blood orange that i am just about to eat as a thing of great beauty and loveliness instead 
yum yum.
yum yum.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
It looks like this little fella
and inside it looked a bit like this
and it tasted lush.
and inside it looked a bit like this
and it tasted lush.
I have in my fridge at the moment some very beautiful purple kale. It's got curly deep purple leaves, slightly more delicate than normal curly kale, and deep crimson stems, and then has a few flowers a bit like sprouting brocoli in pale green with red tinges. I'm afraid I don't know how to post a picture (but anyone in Brixton may still be able to get some from the wholefood shop). I think I'm going to see if I can find some seeds as I'm sure it would look amazing when growing and look very good in my garden.
