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West London is full of despicable human beings

Orang Utan said:
Do you think I might lose it and grab my D-lock and beat someone to in the head with it until I'm covered in a fine mist of blood, brain fragments and tiny chips of skullbone?

yes.

or just get squashed by some large car.

you be careful out there y'all.
 
I have lived in, in order, W11, W13, W13, W7, W13, W5, a brief sojourn in SY23 and now W5 again

Do I win a prize?
 
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I like west london!


Full of rich cunts tho, but if you find nice hideaways it's really good.

Richmond park is excellent as is wimbledon common and the nice pubs around there that serve AMAZING pies.
 
FabricLiveBaby! said:
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I like west london!


Full of rich cunts tho, but if you find nice hideaways it's really good.

Richmond park is excellent as is wimbledon common and the nice pubs around there that serve AMAZING pies.
That's SOUTH West London - completely different - I mean West London (north of the river)
 
PieEye said:
I work there - it is truly truly bland. Doesn't feel like London at all. Some fucking nice delis though :D


There's also a cool pub on the edge of turnham green with a theatre attached.


Right about the delis.



Chiswick is bland but River walks from Kew bridge to hammersmith is a great pub crawl! Spesh in the summer!
 
FabricLiveBaby! said:
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Chiswick is bland but River walks from Kew bridge to hammersmith is a great pub crawl! Spesh in the summer!

A couple of years ago I did a pub crawl from Hammersmith to Brentford, along the Thames. It was great. Lots of lovely pubs. About 21 of them if I recall correctly. Which I probably don't, as I got absolutely shit-faced.
 
Orang Utan said:
That's SOUTH West London - completely different - I mean West London (north of the river)


You see, I just see an East west diveide in london, not a north south one, but then my knowledge of north of the river is limited.

I used to live in Ealing. Mostly shit people with the odd fantastic pub - but GREAT restaurands absoloutley bloody everywhere (and suprisingly resonably priced too). Ealing is a weird place.


You're right about people in 4x4 activly tring to know you off your bike tho. I had loads of near misses.
 
hiccup said:
A couple of years ago I did a pub crawl from Hammersmith to Brentford, along the Thames. It was great. Lots of lovely pubs. About 21 of them if I recall correctly. Which I probably don't, as I got absolutely shit-faced.

that sounds ace :D

I may plot one this summer....
 
Ah yes

The rich are all cunts, out to kill the poor

The Poor on the other hand are full of the milk of human kindess and goodwill to man etc

Done much cycling round Brixton have we?:D
 
FabricLiveBaby! said:
You see, I just see an East west diveide in london, not a north south one, but then my knowledge of north of the river is limited.

I used to live in Ealing. Mostly shit people with the odd fantastic pub - but GREAT restaurands absoloutley bloody everywhere (and suprisingly resonably priced too). Ealing is a weird place.


You're right about people in 4x4 activly tring to know you off your bike tho. I had loads of near misses.
But North/South is the most obvious divide!
When you talk about West or East London, you generally mean north of the river though. When you're talking about south of the river, you normally prefix the west or east with a south.
As for SW London, I'm gonna cycle to Hampton Court this week and explore that part of London even more
 
PieEye said:
I think London is full of cunts.

I think the opposite these days. Small towns and the provinces scare me a little.

And yes, West London is a particularly shit bit of the world.

Pip, pip! Cheerio!
 
PieEye said:
I work there - it is truly truly bland. Doesn't feel like London at all. Some fucking nice delis though :D

but all those smug rugger buggers with jumpers on shoulders and their blonde housewives with their giant fucking baby buggies. yak
 
Boris Sprinkler said:
haha just wait to you get in the offices. I went into the new BBC building the arts section. IN one of the offices they had a brainstorm of "the average working man" amongst their ideas were "reads the sun", "likes football" "drinks Stella".... :rolleyes:

Well..... in fairness, football is the country's favourite sport, the Sun's the biggest selling paper, and Stella is the biggest selling beer. The average working man probably does like football, read the sun, and drink stella.
 
maximilian ping said:
but all those smug rugger buggers with jumpers on shoulders and their blonde housewives with their giant fucking baby buggies. yak

I work with people like that - some of them are okay but in a large numbers something weird happens.
 
The phenomemon know as 'cunt'.

It involves snorting, a weird whooping sort of laugh for the women, and a letchy, avaricious and slightly sweaty sheen to the men.
 
Boris Sprinkler said:
haha just wait to you get in the offices. I went into the new BBC building the arts section. IN one of the offices they had a brainstorm of "the average working man" amongst their ideas were "reads the sun", "likes football" "drinks Stella".... :rolleyes:

i don't know why they had to brainstorm that - it's undisputed statistics
 
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