West London is full of despicable human beings

[Orang Utan]

I don't get your point. Surely you don't have to be rich to stroll along the Thames path?

I don't think you do but it's bursting with them cos it's in a wealthy area

 

[Madusa]

As a West Londoner I take offence. Generalised bollocks in my opinion. Just like everyone that works in telly is a fucking ponce.

I dont live in West London, but agree...what a load of bollox that has been spouted on this thread.

 

[El Jefe]

Of course it's over generalised bollocks, but there's a germ of truth in it. I've lived in London for nearly 20 years and hate West London with a passion. In fact, I prefer the posh twats of Chelsea to the slumming it boho, pretend twats of Notting Hill. But they're all twats.

 

[Xanadu]

It's the usual "north London is expensive and sucks, south London is so much more friendly" bullshit that gets spouted sometimes.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The poshos were even smiling and greeting me despite me cycling on the path they were walking on (legally, before Urban Blues gets in a tiz).

They were probably thinking "poor bastard can't afford a 4x4"

 

[El Jefe]

It's the usual "north London is expensive and sucks, south London is so much more friendly" bullshit that gets spouted sometimes.

There's some truth in that, too.

 

[Orang Utan]

Nah, there were loads of cyclists, runners and boaters. I bet some of them had 4X4s parked up of course.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Go have a look at White City, North Kensington, Paddington Estates or Trellick Tower if you want to be an edgy tourist. There's rich and poor parts to West London just as there are rich and poor parts of every city in England. The thread would be better of titled "I don't like rich people".

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Hm, I live in W12 and I'm a cunt. That is supportive, but doesn't prove the thesis.

Kensington & Chelsea definitely has some of the worst drivers in the biggest cars, though.

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh, and to the people getting sniffy - this wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Just a rant from someone who'd had a nightmare day in West London and was horrified at the prospect of having to work there in the future.

 

[Orang Utan]

Kensington & Chelsea definitely has some of the worst drivers in the biggest cars, though.

this was the main thing that got my goat yesterday. Today I had Merc and Land Rover drivers waving me through and nodding at me. This was in Richmond Park mind

 

[Orang Utan]

The thread would be better of titled "I don't like rich people in West London who impede my progress and endanger my life".

Corrected

 

[skyscraper101]

Go have a look at White City, North Kensington, Paddington Estates or Trellick Tower if you want to be an edgy tourist. There's rich and poor parts to West London just as there are rich and poor parts of every city in England

Quite. I took a walk yesterday in North Kensington to Kensington Leisure Centre and its amazing how rich and poor sit alongside each other with million pound mews flats on the end of one street and housing association on the other. The Leisure Centre itself is fairly basic - catering mostly to those on lower incomes (presumably most rich people have gym membership)

Anyway, I live in Shepherds Bush W14 and I'm not a cunt. No offence taken anyway, I'm sure Orang Utan had a shitty experience so I'll forgive

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Oh, and to the people getting sniffy - this wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Just a rant from someone who'd had a nightmare day in West London and was horrified at the prospect of having to work there in the future.

haha just wait to you get in the offices. I went into the new BBC building the arts section. IN one of the offices they had a brainstorm of "the average working man" amongst their ideas were "reads the sun", "likes football" "drinks Stella"....

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

I used to live in W12 and I definitely am a cunt.

 

[Skorch]

I'm afraid to leave west london. I'm foreign and assume all English are going to shiv me and take my wallet. I prefer to live with my own kind.

 

[dolly's gal]

I used to live in W12 and I definitely am a cunt.

you didn't need to tell us about your cuntishness boris. the fact that you used to live in W12 says it all. everyone with a 'W' postcode is a cunt, fact.

 

[Brainaddict]

I'm with you OU. I go out in West London about once every two years, when I've forgotten the trauma of the previous experience, like women do with giving birth but with a longer recovery period. Every time I do so I end the night saying "Why the fuck did I come here? Have I ever seen more cunts in one place in all my life? What am I doing here? What possessed me to think that my hatred of West London was mere prejudice? When will I learn?" etc etc

I did it again a couple of months ago. As you can probably tell, the memory is still fresh

 

[cesare]

I used to live in W12 and I definitely am a cunt.

Aha! You're back

East London is the kipper's knickers btw.

 

[cesare]

you didn't need to tell us about your cuntishness boris. the fact that you used to live in W12 says it all. everyone with a 'W' postcode is a cunt, fact.

Nowt wrong with E1W

 

[Pieface]

I don't care about this postcode row but I'm worried about OU - it sounds like some sort of "incident" is definitely on the cards

 

[dolly's gal]

Nowt wrong with E1W

yes everyone in east london is sound and everyone in west london (except kilburn, owing to alledged lack of gentrification) is a cunt. it's true.

also everyone in brixton is tripple sound. that goes without saying.

 

[cesare]

yes everyone in east london is sound and everyone in west london (except kilburn, owing to alledged lack of gentrification) is a cunt. it's true.

also everyone in brixton is tripple sound. that goes without saying.

Hmmm ... Brixton

 

[Pieface]

tripple .

sounds like a pudding /\/\/\

Lo Dolly! I'm waving here - not in brackets or those star things - I'm actually waving at the computer

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't care about this postcode row but I'm worried about OU - it sounds like some sort of "incident" is definitely on the cards

Do you think I might lose it and grab my D-lock and beat someone to in the head with it until I'm covered in a fine mist of blood, brain fragments and tiny chips of skullbone?

 

[cesare]

sounds like a pudding /\/\/\

Nah, that's triffle innit

 

[cesare]

Do you think I might lose it and grab my D-lock and beat someone to in the head with it until I'm covered in a fine mist of blood, brain fragments and tiny chips of skullbone?

See, if you were in East London you could go with the time honoured tradition of hanging, drawing and quartering - then putting their heads on spikes

Or HANGING them then leaving their bodies for the Thames tides to cover them twice before unceremoniously dumping their remains in unconsecrated ground

 

[dolly's gal]

'tripple sound' doesn't sound like a pudding! it sounds like a dodgy club night you go to with people off the internet. in brixton. or something.

anyway, back to the matter in hand:

which type of cunt is worse, W1 or SW1?

 

[Orang Utan]

Does anyone live in SW1 or W1?

 

[maximilian ping]

Chiswick is the real heart of evil in London