Wesley Snipes Just Asked If He Can Run Up My Steps

[SubZeroCat]

Wicked thread title

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

That caused me the longest chuckle I have had at a post for many months

Snipes looks like he did in Demolition Man.

So this isn't real then? Wesley Snipes hasn't just run up Bob's steps?

Just paint 'gullible' on my forehead shall I?

 

[Ranbay]

having lunch.

so was that really you then?

No the picture is not me,,, the rest is real...

So there

 

[Pieface]

Aw - you looked quite fierce - until it wasn't you that is.

So you were playing pretend as well? Golly - you can't trust anyone around here

 

[Ranbay]

^ What she said

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Way to go BOB, now if only I could get this chunk of potato out of my sinus.

 

[Kameron]

Wicked thread title

Not a single impure though had crossed my mind when reading this thread until your post made me consider what "run up my steps" might be a euphemism for.

 

[Ranbay]

well he's walking up and down Churchill way now and theres loads of kids and stuff there now... battery gone on phone so cant take anymore pics...

 

[Ranbay]

just rang a mate in the South Wales Echo to get him to fake this story for me also.. so you might read it in there tomorrow

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Top......

 

[Pieface]

Are you sick in your head, Bob? Did any of this happen at all?

<scared of pretend>

 

[Ranbay]

It's all real ( other than the photo, which is real but its not really me )

i was just stood 2 foot away from him, looking cool with a match stick in his mouth.

 

[Idaho]

I was once in a famous london nightclub when Wesley Snipes was there. He was attempted to pull birds with the line "I'm Wesley Snipes, do you want to join my party?"

Alas for Wesley he was failing miserably as noone believed he really was Wesley Snipes. All except for one lady, who although she recognised him, didn't fancy him

 

[Pieface]

i was just stood 2 foot away from him, looking cool with a match stick in his mouth.

your pronouns are all fucked up.

Did you have the matchstick in your mouth or did he?

 

[llantwit]

Are you sick in your head, Bob? Did any of this happen at all?

<scared of pretend>

It happened. I saw him in a police car chase opposite where I work a few days ago.

 

[Pieface]

Or is it the clauses - I don't know but it reads funny

 

[llantwit]

Wesley, not Bob, that is. And no matchsticks were involved.

 

[llantwit]

Not a single impure though had crossed my mind when reading this thread until your post made me consider what "run up my steps" might be a euphemism for.

Don't get it.

 

[Pieface]

Don't worry - Kameron sees innuendo where there is none all the time.

I think he saw bumsex there.

 

[Idaho]

I'm just off to go and 'take a lunchtime stroll' gnuff gnuff...

 

[Pieface]

you are terrible!

 

[Ranbay]

ok just nicked a good digi cam of security and took some shots.. will upload them in a bit,,, need to get them on this PC

 

[Ranbay]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770806/

This is the film it's for

 

[Pieface]

Nowhere does it say it's set in Wales/Cymru

 

[Ranbay]

cool

 

[ddraig]

[img=http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9100/imag10651pp.th.jpg]
he was there!
and loads of office twats getting in the way

 

[ddraig]

mr snipes and his stuntman/body double

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9963/imag10665kn.jpg

 

[ddraig]

 

[Ranbay]

Nice one mate,,,, can i be trusted now then ?

 

[ddraig]