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You know that it would be a pile of shit, because you want to make a statement about politics, not a film.


nah you see i wonuldn't, there would be politics but it'd be done in a fuck proper epic cinematic manner.

Which reminds me, that cunt Umberto Echo gotThe Name of The Rose made into a movie, Q by Luther Blisset would make an excellent swahbuckling movie!
 
That is worse wank fantasy than Wes Andersons.

:D

Is it fuck, street battles, epic romance, betrayal and a soaring soundtrack all shit on that gimps, socially dysfunctional middle class eccentrics being all withdrawn and unintentionally sardonic.

Actually my next movie wank fantasy would be a remake of Scum were I go to whatever Catcher in the Rye type private school that shit bag Anderson went to with me as Ray Winstone.
 
wondering if anyone anderson fan or not has seen "dejeerling limited"?
especially anyone who enjoyed it..love to hear yr opinions..im not gonna rant at you, dont worry;):p ..im not into having online arguments i promose!tell me why it is good
..i wonder what im not getting/understanding in the film. i like "rushmore" loads and thought "tennebaums" was quite decent..but after his latest i wonder if anderson has lost it totally?
 
Is it fuck, street battles, epic romance, betrayal and a soaring soundtrack all shit on that gimps, socially dysfunctional middle class eccentrics being all withdrawn and unintentionally sardonic.

Actually my next movie wank fantasy would be a remake of Scum were I go to whatever Catcher in the Rye type private school that shit bag Anderson went to with me as Ray Winstone.

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing". :cool:
 
Just in case anyone's missed the astonishing potential of what Revol is proposing, here is a sample lyric from the Manics' statue-toppling classic Generation Terrorists:

You need your stars, even killers
have prestige
Access to a living you will not see
Twenty-four boredom, I'm
convicted instantly
Gorgeous poverty of created
needs
CHORUS
Slash n' burn
Kill to live
Kill for kicks
Third world to the first
Kill to live
Worms in the garden more real
than McDonalds
Drain your blood and let the Exxon
spill in
Look around here, you see nothing
is very real
Chained to economy now famine
has been
CHORUS
That's all you need
That's all you need
That's all you need
That's all you need
Madonna drinks Coke and so you
do too
Tastes real good not like a sweet
poison should
Too much comfort to get decadent
Politics here's death and God is
safer sex
CHORUS
That's all you need
That's all you need
That's all you need
That's all you need

That'll show old Poncey-Hair Wes Anderson what it's all about! :cool:
 
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing". :cool:

Suck it down, it'd be fucking awesome and you know it, well actually it'd clearly be shit in it's execution, but in my head....:D


Anyway we should have a thread for peoples wank fantasy movies.
 
he picks one of the worse songs on the album. Here's some good shit.

"Condemned To Rock 'N' Roll"

Always feeling torn and slow
Love song cull destroy poem
Misery and trauma making love
Best go shoot the fucking doves
The past is so beautiful
The future like a corpse in snow
I think it's all the fucking same
It's a life sentence babe

A line of vodka tears inside
A shot of boredom helps my mind
Staring through a thousand dead eyes
I guess my nerves are brutalised

Lips I kiss just another plague
Love can't fix the hole they made
Condemned to rock n'
Condemned to rock n' roll

No innocent exit when hope dies
And claustrophobia buys my mind
I ran to breathe contagious lies
No reasons for just living life
Ripcord opens but my soul is cold
With you I never felt more alone
Skin never sweating dignity
Kept my line beneath ecstasy

This fragile prison of sanity
An ocean wave to death babe
Masochistic love going nowhere
You're nothing, pestilience, a seed

Lips I kiss just another plague
Love can't fix the hole they made
Condemned to rock n'
Oblivions all we know

Lips I kiss just another plague
Lips I kiss just another plague
Love can't fix the hole they made

Sterile like a line of piss, motherfucker
Review with avant garde lips, you're just a motherfucker

There's nothing I wanna see
There's nowhere I wanna go

My follow up movie would be a psychological horror, the cinematic equivalent of The Holy Bible.:D
 
Yeh, right on!!




That really is the good shit. :cool:

Are you, like, 12?

oh come on the Manic's were genius, they never took themselves too seriously, well apart form Richie but he was properly fucked and not in an affected posing prick way.
 
Revol, dude, I can't show solidarity with a man who loves the Manics. You could be a baby killer and I'd be there, but MSP...
 
I loved Rushmore, but nothing he did after. When I see a Wes Anderson film I'm always puzzled as to how a films can consist of so many great individual elements and yet be utterly unengaging and lifeless.
 
If i was making a movie it'd be a fucking massive historical/political epic spanning from the Kronstadt uprising, through the Spanish Civil War and reach it's climax in the streets of Budapest '56. It'd have all the superficial props of a hollywood blockbuster (grand everburning romance that spanned the decades), that only served to emphasis it's politics. It'd be the movie equivalent of Generation Terrorist.
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The Manics and Castro discussed doing this fillum, from an ideologically correct perspective of course. Castro wants Anderson as director.
 
I loved Rushmore, but nothing he did after. When I see a Wes Anderson film I'm always puzzled as to how a films can consist of so many great individual elements and yet be utterly unengaging and lifeless.

I think his films look great and feel like they should be enormous fun. Somehow I am always looking forward to the next one despite nothing after the fantastic Rushmore really being up to the hype.

I also want to say that the Holy Bible is a shit album and wonder why being middle class is a hanging offence?
 
I think his films look great and feel like they should be enormous fun. Somehow I am always looking forward to the next one despite nothing after the fantastic Rushmore really being up to the hype.

I also want to say that the Holy Bible is a shit album and wonder why being middle class is a hanging offence?

It's not a hanging offence at all, there is plenty of good shit set around middle class characters, Anderson's crap isn't it though.

Also I'd doubt very many people here who think of themselves as middle class are middle class like Anderson or his fictional creations.
 
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