i never got a dentention but managed to luckily miss out on being suspended a couple of times
incident A) 5th form - told a teacher to 'fuck off you daft cunt'. I was told to get out of the classroom and i would be seeing the headmaster, but the teacher completely forgot about it, and when reminded about a month later (not by me!), just said he probably deserved it!
incident B) 6th form - two odious, very rich tory boys, got a pasting from a couple of people. Luckily, no-one in the locker room 'saw anything'
incident C) Another fight. There was one really sexist, homophobic rich boy prick i couldn't stand. He started really winding me up, then pushed me, so i knocked him out. Luckily the geography teacher said he deserved it and i got off scot free!
The school i went too was a state-maintained grammar, and amoung many of the other school kids of the area, had a rep. of being 'posh'. Whilst there were a smallish core of rich and posh people, it was mainly just ordinary, ableit clever kids. Loads of my friends were thus quite surprised at how many suspensions there were. Having said that, it was a very liberal school and you could get away with quite a bit (though that often was due to not getting caught) and there were very few expulsions, i imagine 'cos the didn't want to have their exam results affected.
The only two expulsions i can think of was due to one lad being sent to a young offenders nick for stabbing someone (not at the school), and one lad who had been suspended a couple of times, including for calling in a bomb threat, and topped it off with firebombing a teachers car!
hehe
Some of my favourite suspensions included:
When i was in my first year, a lad was suspended for pissing on another lads head!
Numerous drug related offences, including one lad who got caught selling weed to the daughter of the head of maths!
One lad was suspended for selling 'e', but had that cancelled when they turned out to be skittles. However with the amount of piss taking he recieved i'm guessing he'd have preffered to have been expelled!
In the lower sixth, a lad and lass got suspended when they were caught shagging in the storage room for the mats in the impressive sports hall! haha
What makes this story even better is that the girl was seeing a different lad. When this lad found out he battered the shagger, thus getting himself suspended as well. Oh, how we laughed!
In the third or fourth year, one of my best mates was suspended. His parents ran a corner shop. He knicked the jazz mags from the top shelf, and then sold them at school for a decent profit. He maintained this for about six months, until his locker broke and vast amounts of porn spilled all over the floor!
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there was a interschool sports day coming up and they wanted me to win the hurdles and 100 metres for them.... 
Suited me. 
