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I thought I was bad, but this thread has now degenerated into a general flurry of gulping, spitting not swallowing, and barfing :confused:

Was it something I said? :o
 
munkeeunit said:
I thought I was bad, but this thread has now degenerated into a general flurry of gulping, spitting not swallowing, and barfing :confused:

Was it something I said? :o
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Ummm. Yep. Cylon Shagging....Hmmmm interesting thought. Have they got Hunky male versions???? :p :D
 
ZIZI said:
Ummm. Yep. Cylon Shagging....Hmmmm interesting thought. Have they got Hunky male versions???? :p :D
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There are male versions, but I think they put the cylon women up front for impregnation duties as they want to retain control over their cylon wombs.

Fair enough I guess.

Anyway, us Bristol / South West Wurzels are the real thing, and if you like a metalic coating, well, that can always be arranged ;)
 
munkeeunit said:
There are male versions, but I think they put the cylon women up front for impregnation duties as they want to retain control over their cylon wombs.

Fair enough I guess.

Anyway, us Bristol / South West Wurzels are the real thing, and if you like a metalic coating, well, that can always be arranged ;)
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That sounds splendid.

A man who can shag, do the ironing, cleaning, dog walking, poop scooping, DIY and I can switch him off when I want a bit of peace and quiet. Where do I get one?? :p
 
ZIZI said:
That sounds splendid.

A man who can shag, do the ironing, cleaning, dog walking, poop scooping, DIY and I can switch him off when I want a bit of peace and quiet. Where do I get one?? :p
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Yes, Yes, but they also have this underlying desire to exterminate the human race, so one minute your poop has been scooped, the next minute your six feet under. :eek:

Whereas the worst thing us wurzels will do is get you drunk and take advantage, and if you're lucky we'll make you breakfast in bed in the morning*. ;)

(*Disclaimer: if you're lucky that is, not a daily occurence.)
 
munkeeunit said:
Yes, Yes, but they also have this underlying desire to exterminate the human race, so one minute your poop has been scooped, the next minute your six feet under. :eek:

Whereas the worst thing us wurzels will do is get you drunk and take advantage, and if you're lucky we'll make you breakfast in bed in the morning*. ;)

(*Disclaimer: if you're lucky that is, not a daily occurence.)
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LOL :D

OOOH you man you. Say Wurzle for me again... ;)
 
ZIZI said:
LOL :D

OOOH you man you. Say Wurzle for me again... ;)
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*Wurzel Wurzel*

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You Will Have Our Bristle / South West Babies
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Try it and I'll bitecha. *makes a lil growl noise* :mad: :p

Ciderrrr?!??!!! I'm not a ciderrrrr drinker, that's them lot! *points over the bridge*




(although am desperate to try pear cider, sounds SO yummy) :o
 
Pear cider's lovely. I think the hardcore cider stall on the market do it, so you could top on Sunday and then come and play in Callaghans with us in the afternoon... as long as you don't bite ;)
 
Col_Buendia said:
Pear cider's lovely. I think the hardcore cider stall on the market do it, so you could top on Sunday and then come and play in Callaghans with us in the afternoon... as long as you don't bite ;)
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Isn't pear cider perry?
 
You're the one who broke the hynotic spell :mad:

blundering in with your hamfisted spiked drink commentary :rolleyes:

There's only one thing for it....

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I didn't have one either. lol

Just had a funny half hour...bouncing about...for uumm no real reason. You know like a cat or dog suddenly starts running round? Kind of like that....ermm... :o

:D
 
Strumpet said:
I didn't have one either. lol

Just had a funny half hour...bouncing about...for uumm no real reason. You know like a cat or dog suddenly starts running round? Kind of like that....ermm... :o

:D
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cats and dogs only start running around for no real reason when the evil welsh people activate the microchips implated in their brains :mad:
 
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