Well this needs livening up a bit dont it

[cyberfairy]

I SAID NO KITTENS

thats gang langauge for "no flirting" as well ya know

and munkeeunit no "man monkeys" either. Im not clearing the bloody mess up after last time

no flirting, no kittens and no manmonkeys?
Worst thread ever

 

[munkeeunit]

no flirting, no kittens and no manmonkeys?
Worst thread ever

I'm now determined to be an ultra flirtatious half kitten manmonkey, so whatcha gonna do about that bumscare?

 

[fractionMan]

no flirting, no kittens and no manmonkeys?
Worst thread ever

I agree.

 

[fractionMan]

awww Judy, the Monkey Who Once Raised a Kitten

 

[munkeeunit]

I agree.

That's me in the process of being genetically merged with a flirtatious kitten as we speak!

Meowunkee!

purrrr... purrrr...

 

[cyberfairy]

That's me in the process of being genetically merged with a flirtatious kitten as we speak!

Meowunkee!

purrrr... purrrr...

that loos like more than flirting
Best thread ever

 

[munkeeunit]

that loos like more than flirting
Best thread ever

Munkee.... Munkee...

Purr... Purr...

meoowwww!

scratch scratch.

Naughty bad monkey!

 

[rowan]

Burrow Mump - I love that name! But what's a mump?

 

[Yetman]

Airport....sounds like a nice town, mind you like all the nice towns they'll probably go and build a big ugly load of fields on it

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

I SAID NO KITTENS

thats gang langauge for "no flirting" as well ya know

and munkeeunit no "man monkeys" either. Im not clearing the bloody mess up after last time

No need to shout,,
I am sorry but I'm not very "down wiv it" when it comes to codes(see secret code thread),,,,
I shall now go and sit inn the corner and munch mushies all on my own Mhawah,,,,,

 

[munkeeunit]

Burrow Mump - I love that name! But what's a mump?

A mump is something you burrow into, and burrow mump has loads of both.

I'll try and find you some to bring back while I'm in the cotswolds. Although mumps are a lot rarer in those parts, but there's still plenty of burrowing, although it's a little more difficult to bring back a burrow.

Like the hole in a mint, does/did the hole exist once the mint has been eaten?

 

[fizzerbird]

erm...wtf is this thread about exactly lol

I dunno... real life spins me out for a while and then I return to this...

 

[panpete]

random

and

erm...wtf is this thread about exactly lol

I dunno... real life spins me out for a while and then I return to this...

I hope you're feeling a bit more earthed now.

 

[rowan]

A mump is something you burrow into, and burrow mump has loads of both.

I'll try and find you some to bring back while I'm in the cotswolds. Although mumps are a lot rarer in those parts, but there's still plenty of burrowing, although it's a little more difficult to bring back a burrow.

Like the hole in a mint, does/did the hole exist once the mint has been eaten?

Is mumps rarer in the cotswolds because they burrow too much? Or because they vaccinate more?

Whichever, you'd be better coming back with a burrow than with mumps, I'm told it's very painful for a bloke

 

[fat hamster]

erm...wtf is this thread about exactly lol

I dunno... real life spins me out for a while and then I return to this...

Hello lovely fizzbomb.

 

[fizzerbird]

Hello lovely fizzbomb.

Hllo swtnss <insrt smily hr>

I'm having ral problms insrting a smily it kps jumping vrytime I click?
<insrt confusd smily>

wtf?

Oh and th lttr ' ' on my bloody kyboard had dcidd to giv m gip as wll...jz!

 

[Iam]

 

[fizzerbird]

That looks remarkably like a piece of fudge with Help written on it.

It's fine again my 'e' I mean but it has been playing up...i've chcked th kyboard for stickiness but nada

 

[JTG]

I found lots of Es last night

I'd lend you some to help you out but I seem to have eaten them all

 

[Iam]

Helpful Fudge, eh?

*gets small business loan*

 

[djbombscare]

no flirting, no kittens and no manmonkeys?
Worst thread ever

Ok flirting is allowed but only with me

 

[djbombscare]

I'm now determined to be an ultra flirtatious half kitten manmonkey, so whatcha gonna do about that bumscare?

*raises eyebrows*


wanna try me

 

[djbombscare]

Burrow Mump - I love that name! But what's a mump?

we all love Nempnett Thrubwell now thats a placename

 

[cyberfairy]

I like Scumbrum lane in High Littleton

 

[gentlegreen]

Ok flirting is allowed but only with me

Come up and see me some time big boy

 

[gentlegreen]

Helpful Fudge, eh?

*gets small business loan*

CTRL ALT DEL migh be more apposite - not quite sure how you'd convey that without having a cake in the shape of a whole keyboard

 

[Iam]

I'm not sure I can bake a cake at all, let alone a keyboard sized one. I was thinking more along the lines of importing bits of fudge and then scratching the word "Help!" into them...

Ok flirting is allowed but only with me

Well, hello. Big... fella...

 

[on_the_fly]

Places electrodes on the nipples of the B&SW forum and jump starts the whole forum !

 

[Cakes]

CTRL ALT DEL migh be more apposite - not quite sure how you'd convey that without having a cake in the shape of a whole keyboard

Yes! I vote for this. Even if it doesn't work there'll be one more cake in the world.

and it might just work.

 

[Iam]

An image search for "keyboard cake" reveals few suitable results.

We may have a gap in the market here, people!