Well this needs livening up a bit dont it

[djbombscare]

Pokes nose into thread...then leggs it as its Taffs day and thats scarey !




end of may..hmm has BIRTHDAY written all over that, so buy me presents early !

But we got you a lifetimes supply last time

You cant have used them all up this quick

 

[Iam]

Are you James Brown ?

How can you ask him that when you know I'm James Brown?

 

[Iam]

I'll have to evacuate into your sofa innit!

Whatever... takes your fancy...

 

[fractionMan]

*lurks*

 

[munkeeunit]

*lurks*

?

*lurks behind the lurker*

 

[madzone]

I'd love to join in but sadly I'm not from the SW
I'm from Kernow

 

[Iam]

As long as you're not claiming you're James Brown, madz...

 

[gentlegreen]

I wanna be in this gang






stupid top of the page

I reckon bottom of the page is worst - like you're there all on your own

 

[djbombscare]

what was all that about defacating on our sofa ?

 

[munkeeunit]

*Munkeeunit ignores Bombscares defacation obsession and carries on lurking*

*Then suddenly blurts out*

"You're all made out of twigs and twine held together with elbow grease!"

*Munkeeunit then throws his hand up to his mouth, uncontrollably mumbling utter nonsense into the palm of his hand*

*Then quitely shifts to a new lurking spot hoping nobody noticed*

 

[madzone]

As long as you're not claiming you're James Brown, madz...

Don't geddit

 

[Yetman]

NIIIIIIIIICCCCCE moves fella

Are you James Brown ?

could you just stand a little to be to the left as the medallion is catching the disco lights

You think thats good?! Check THIS OUT!! *Fatman backfkip leading into a robot worm doing the escalator moonwalk (forwards!) while doing a one man conga*

This south western dancefloor feels like its just MADE for my ass!

Damn I'm bad!

 

[djbombscare]

You think thats good?! Check THIS OUT!! *Fatman backfkip leading into a robot worm doing the escalator moonwalk (forwards!) while doing a one man conga*

This south western dancefloor feels like its just MADE for my ass!

Damn I'm bad!

You can tell you drink martini's

 

[Iam]

Don't geddit

Oh well.

 

[munkeeunit]

Oh well.

What's this an ode to a well?

Don't geddit.

Must be a nice well, but you could have written more than one line about it if you think it's that's special to you!

Eh!

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

You can tell you drink martini's

Shaken and not stirred

 

[on_the_fly]

But we got you a lifetimes supply last time

You cant have used them all up this quick

That lasted a week you know what im like, just dont tell anyone or the whole interweb thingy will know

 

[djbombscare]

What's this an ode to a well?

Don't geddit.

Must be a nice well, but you could have written more than one line about it if you think it's that's special to you!

Eh!

Its a minimalistis poem !!

Its up to you to imagine and work out the rest.

Go-on think about it . . you can see that well cant you. the field of daisies around it, trees in the background.

Hmmmm take a breath go on breath it in. . . that warm summer breeze.

Drink it in man get it down ya

 

[djbombscare]

Shaken and not stirred

Definitely although Im sure I saw a stirring when he hit the deck in the splits

 

[djbombscare]

That lasted a week you know what im like, just dont tell anyone or the whole interweb thingy will know

I though you were joking when you said your nickname was old flowie

 

[Iam]

What's this an ode to a well?

It wasn't, but this is...

Oh! Well!
Would that I could,
Draw water from your,
Murky depths.
Oh, well,
I'll just have to use the tap.

 

[Yetman]

Shaken and not stirred

Morning dear......fancy joining me? Yes I know its only half seven, but its Tuesday dont you know

 

[Iam]

And Thursday, too.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

Morning dear......fancy joining me? Yes I know its only half seven, but its Tuesday dont you know

well its Sunday noon in my world baby,,,,,anytimes a good time for cocktails<snigger>

 

[Iam]

It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yeah. But what it does to the mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michaelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers, all three of them. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer, it's the Nile. Nat, it's the Nile and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra.

 

[munkeeunit]

You think thats good?!

You asked somebody who wasn't even me a question.

I'll answer that question with another question.

Am I a Monkey Man? or a Man Monkey?

The answer to that question is this....

That is between you, me and the police who keep 'requesting' a DNA swab.

Any more 'questions'?

 

[djbombscare]

well its Sunday noon in my world baby,,,,,anytimes a good time for cocktails<snigger>

I SAID NO KITTENS

thats gang langauge for "no flirting" as well ya know

and munkeeunit no "man monkeys" either. Im not clearing the bloody mess up after last time

 

[on_the_fly]

No Kittens or BADGERS or COMBINE HARVESTERS ! ! !

 

[Yetman]

You asked somebody who wasn't even me a question.

I'll answer that question with another question.

Am I a Monkey Man? or a Man Monkey?

The answer to that question is this....

That is between you, me and the police who keep 'requesting' a DNA swab.

Any more 'questions'?

Depends – turn around and grab your tail……………..got it? Right, you’re a monkey.

And see that man who’s shoulder you cry on? Well you don’t realise it but with your monkey tears you drench his shirt and make him the fool of the street, are you proud of yourself monkey?

You should leave while the hedgehogs still cower, for they become brave, and their teeth sharpen in the darkness……..oh how painfully aware of that fact I am

 

[munkeeunit]

Depends – turn around and grab your tail……………..got it? Right, you’re a monkey.

YOU ARE RIGHT!

MUNKEEUNIT IS A MONKEY!

IT EVEN SAYS SO IN MY PROFILE ABOVE MY HEAD!

HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH TO FORGET!

HOW! HOW! HOW!