Welcome to my bakers, what dya want?

[lynne8]

none of the sweet stuff, I want some meat pies please. I'll take your recommendations!

 

[northernhord]

Actually you cunts I'm gonna make a warm sundried tomato spelt loaf, you have inspired me now....

You'll have to dust your oven off first

 

[brianx]

Ive shelves on the wall bulging with piping hot loaves, barm cakes, shropshire knots, bloomers and fresh breads of every description.
The cake counter is full to the brim too, there are tarts, creamcakes, shoe horns, fresh french fruit tarts, biscuits, lemon drizzle cakes, old betty is just bringing out the trays of freshly baked pies and pasties that she lovingly stacks in the warm display counter.
Its freezing outside, their is a stir inside the bakery, on go the soft dispaly lights, the closed sign is turned over to open, the door is opened and a wedge stuck behind the door.
A great waft of fresh bread perfume charges from the confines of the shop to grab the attention of the first straggle of early morning commuters.

What can I get you?

Do you do Eccles Cakes NH? I'd love a couple of those please.

 

[northernhord]

Do you do Eccles Cakes NH? I'd love a couple of those please.

Certainly do, northern fayre is our speciality Sir
*hands over a bag full of eccles cakes*

 

[northernhord]

*shoves northernhord aside*

Yes, we have vegan locust sausage rolls! The locusts only EVER ate grass!

''Oi''
Dust off white bakers jacket*
'' My fuckin patch''
*Tazars _ph_ drives off to a baron wilderness and dumps them there*

 

[Strumpet]

*waits for the masterbaker to come back from the baron wilderness....*

I want some more welsh cakes please! And a battenburg!

 

[Funky_monks]

Certainly do, northern fayre is our speciality Sir....

In that case, wheres the meat pie and barms I asked for on page three?

 

[brianx]

Certainly do, northern fayre is our speciality Sir
*hands over a bag full of eccles cakes*

Thanks NH they're lovely.

 

[jonH]

What can I get you?

i aint hungary

 

[moose]

*hands over a bag full of eccles cakes*

*faints*



*goes to heaven*

 

[8ball]

I'll have a doughnut . . .

. . a cream bun . .

. . and a slice of that cake . . .

 

[8ball]

. . . over there . .

<points>

 

[ChrisFilter]

D'Agostino Mediterranean loaf please

 

[mentalchik]

I'll have a nice lardy cake please !


mmmm mmmmmmmmmm

 

[northernhord]

*faints*



*goes to heaven*

Ive saved you some Miss

 

[northernhord]

I'll have a nice lardy cake please !


mmmm mmmmmmmmmm

As we speak there is a courier delivering that rather heavy cake for you Madam

 

[mentalchik]

Mmmmmmmm


a nice lardy cake isn't really that heavy...............or do you mean heavy as in calories ?