Welcome to my bakers, what dya want?

[weepiper]

a macaroni pie and an iced yum-yum please

 

[ringo]

Is that just the plain rolls Sir, we do have a wide choice of fillings and soups to accompany your rolls.

Just butter would be lovely, ta, although a chip butty is tempting.

 

[moose]

Half a dozen oven bottoms and an Eccles cake, please Mr Hord.

I'm liking the way you twizzle the paper bag round in the air to twist the corners.

 

[felixthecat]

Just one great, big, squidgy custard slice please

(if the're only small I'll have a couple - to go with me tea...)

 

[crustychick]

four tattie scones please,

oh and one of those pointy pinapple tarts please

 

[cyberfairy]

I have been craving a big fuck off crispy hot cheese and onion pastie for days now, not its roadkill Greggs equivalent

 

[Herbsman.]

I would like a really light, crispy, airy, tasty baguette please. Proper like french ones, not the shite supermarket imitations.

Oh go on I'll have that ciabatta as well.

BTW masterbaker, how do you pronounce foccacia? is it Fock-katcha?

 

[northernhord]

I would like a really light, crispy, airy, tasty baguette please. Proper like french ones, not the shite supermarket imitations.

Oh go on I'll have that ciabatta as well.

BTW masterbaker, how do you pronounce foccacia? is it Fock-katcha?

Fock-katcha yeah

 

[vipper]

I would like a really light, crispy, airy, tasty baguette please. Proper like french ones, not the shite supermarket imitations.

I'll take one too. And a nice dark country bread.

And a big chelsea bun.

 

[Strumpet]

*Courier skips up Strumpets path dressed in a pink tracksuit with a big fuck off Moustache*

Meanwhile back at the Bakery Betty realises she has sent the wrong escort to the wrong house.

*slaps hand against forehead*


(food was YUM though ta )

 

[_pH_]

Crumpets please

 

[cyberfairy]

Crumpets please

I used to think of them as soggy flaccid filth but have grown to love them especially with marmite or grilled with cheese and tomato

 

[_pH_]

mmmm...crumpets with cheese...very much ftw

 

[cyberfairy]

mmmm...crumpets with cheese...very much ftw

Also adding a bit of tomato puree and mushroom and onion can make a lovely pizza crumpet And hallumi!

 

[northernhord]

I have been craving a big fuck off crispy hot cheese and onion pastie for days now, not its roadkill Greggs equivalent

Greenhalghs Bakery, the dogz....
You any of them near you Cybz?

 

[moomoo]

Have you got a Bakewell Tart please mister?

 

[northernhord]

Have you got a Bakewell Tart please mister?

''You are lucky today, Weve got one more left''
*Passes brown paper over the counter*
''That'll be one thirty please Madam''

 

[_pH_]

Also adding a bit of tomato puree and mushroom and onion can make a lovely pizza crumpet And hallumi!

Mmmmmm, that sounds lovely

 

[cyberfairy]

Greenhalghs Bakery, the dogz....
You any of them near you Cybz?

No. But bizarrely two 'Cornish' bakeries Nearly two quid for a pasty though...

 

[kalidarkone]

I want a warm sundried tomato spelt loaf please!!

 

[northernhord]

No. But bizarrely two 'Cornish' bakeries Nearly two quid for a pasty though...

Christ, that's a dear do innit, the robbing b'stardz, there are places in Bolton where you can get two fairly decent pasties for a mere quid

 

[Herbsman.]

Breadrin, gimme de bread fe de bwoy natty dread cause if we nah ave nuh bread we a go starve til we dead

 

[Funky_monks]

I'll have a meat pie and two barm cakes so I can have butties for lunch tomorrow.

 

[moomoo]

''You are lucky today, Weve got one more left''
*Passes brown paper over the counter*
''That'll be one thirty please Madam''

*Looks in purse*

*Hands it back*

 

[cyberfairy]

Breadrin, gimme de bread fe de bwoy natty dread cause if we nah ave nuh bread we a go starve til we dead

I did not hear you say 'please'

 

[northernhord]

*Looks in purse*

*Hands it back*

*Whispers to moomoo*

You can pay me on Thursday if your'e a bit strapped

 

[northernhord]

Jesus Christ, I aint bloddy Tesco's metro you know, Ive been baking fuckin bread since 4.30am this morning, can all please clear off out of the shop and come back tomorrow please
*Sweeps everyone out of the bakery with a large yardbrush*

 

[_pH_]

*writes stern letter of complaint regarding northernhord's rudeness*

The customer's always right you know

 

[northernhord]

*writes stern letter of complaint regarding northernhord's rudeness*

The customer's always right you know

Ok, you can a bag of cakes for free if you keep quiet

 

[cyberfairy]

*trips over yardbrush*
*sues*