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Weedy things you say (and sing) to cats

cat interrogation? -yes. my Louis gets:
'who's the puss? who's the puss? who's the puss? - are you the puss?'
and
'are you wearing your fluffy pyjamas?' (repeat ad nauseum)
both along with vigorous tickling and ruffling.
he looks so miserable when I stop that it all has to start again.
 
I call my cat Miffler, 'Supercat' and I sing sad things to her like ( Jamelia/Superstar) .... I don't know who you are, I don't know where you're at, but you must be some kind of supercat and 'She's cute, she's fat, she's such a super cat' .


I can't believe I posted that, what a saddo. She is the fattest, dirtiest, most dog-like cat I know, with the softest fur, more like a teddy-bear-labrador. She comes when I call her and likes to be picked up and tickled on her fat spotty tummy. She lies on the floor with her legs in the air to be tickled, like labs do. And she wags her tail when she is pleased.


Memo to self: do try not to post such pathetic things when hungover.
 
To the tune of Muffin Man:

Have you seen the pussycat, the pussycat, the pussycat?
Have you seen the pussycat who lives along our way?


[Note: in point of fact I've been in South Wales for five days and I've not seen a single pussycat in all that time. What's wrong with these people?]
 
Zora refers constantly to the fat sociopathic cat who leaves loose fur everywhere by the cart load but never seem to run out at "Kitten" despite the fact he blatantly isn't.
 
I say stop stalking (and a couple of times killing) the birds on my feeder, stop shitting in my garden.

SCAT CAT!!!
 
To the tune of the 'Batman' theme tune: Duduh-duduh-duduh-duduh-Fat Cat!

and also 'Who's my fatty Scratchy?' and some other stupid things but they're not songs as such.
I also say 'Little Itchy'. I think the fact that Scratchy is so much fatter and more needy than Itchy means she gets more songs. Itchy seems less interested.
 
Badger Kitten said:
I call my cat Miffler, 'Supercat' and I sing sad things to her like ( Jamelia/Superstar) .... I don't know who you are, I don't know where you're at, but you must be some kind of supercat and 'She's cute, she's fat, she's such a super cat' .


I can't believe I posted that, what a saddo. She is the fattest, dirtiest, most dog-like cat I know, with the softest fur, more like a teddy-bear-labrador. She comes when I call her and likes to be picked up and tickled on her fat spotty tummy. She lies on the floor with her legs in the air to be tickled, like labs do. And she wags her tail when she is pleased.


Memo to self: do try not to post such pathetic things when hungover.
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Daft cat post of the year...also made me think of our lab.....we sing him songs from the Shows....South Pacific is a rich seam....
 
kea said:
"little kitty, little kitty" to the tune of the carol "little donkey" :o
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I sing that to my dog!

Little doggy, little doggy, on the dusty road.

And Oh Little Dog of Tooting (to the tune of Oh, little town of bethlehem - although we don't live in Tooting any more.)

I also sing "Myrtle, Myrtle the dog, everyone sing her name." to the tune of Rupert the Bear.

It's very sad in our house. :D
 
"Twit Willow, Twit Willow, Twit Willow"

(one of our cats is called, er, Willow, and she's, umm, er, a bit of a twit :o )

More usuallly I have miaowing conversations with them, trying to freak them out by imitating them. (even more :o )
 
"A puddy-dat of love, must be a puddy dat
"Puddy-dat of love, must be a puddy dat
"Puddy-dat of love, must be a puddy dat
"Comes this way again"

to the tune of The Eurythmics' "Miracle of Love". :o
 
I've taken to staring at the cat concerned, as it stares at me all the time, and say.ing "ccccAT!" Which makes very little difference.
 
Photo has been singing "oh kitty cat, our kittycat, you love to shred our sofa" to the tune of "oh christmas tree" :o :D
he's also been singing "oh stringaling oh stringaling" to no audibly recognisable tune, whenever she plays with - guess what - string :D
 
Sing Lilibulero in the comfort of your own home with no sectarian associations whatsoever!

Kitty the kitty, kitty the kitty, kitty the kitty, kitty the cat
Kitty the kitty, kitty the kitty, kitty's so pretty, kitty the cat.

Hey! the kitty, kitty's so pretty, kitty the kitty the kitty the cat
Oh kitty's so pretty, the kitty's so pretty the kitty's the kitty, kitty the cat!
 
I can't believe I'm owning up to this but...

"You are my kitten.
My silly kitten.
You make me happy.
Oh yes you do.

You are my kitten.
You are my kitten.
You are my kitten.
Doo-roo-roo-roo-roo."

They like it and immediately star purring anyway.
 
I don't have a cat anymore, but when I did I'd talk to him pretty much non stop as my boyfriend at the time was never around. I'd tell him what I was up to (stuff like "I'm so tired. I can't believe I have to go to work at this time. I'm so envious of you. Your chair looks very comfortable. Can we share it for a while?")

His name was Wedgwood, and he'd get called all sorts of things: wedge, hedge, hedgerow, woodrow, wedgerow etc.

We had a song we always sang to him. It's from a kids book, and we made up the tune and gave it a silly accent too... it went something like this "wedgwood was lonely. Everybody had friends. Everyone except Wedgwood. Wedgwood was walking in the park..." I can't remember the rest of it.

When he did a poo on the bathroom floor we changed his name to "shit and piss"

He didn't seem to mind being called all sorts of things, possibly because we got him as an adult when he'd already had a different name. He'd occasionally look at me like I was insane.

My god I spoilt that cat.
 
Donna Ferentes said:
There are lots and lots of these, and by the time I've finished you will probably feel quite ill, but let's start off with these three:

1. Spoken:

Kit, cat, kitty the cat, kitty the kitty the kitty the kitty the kit, cat, kitty the cat, kitty the kitty the cat.

2. Spoken:

Pussycat, pussycat, show us your paws.

3. Sung, to a tune of whose title I'm unsure - it starts off like Three Blind Mice but doesn't continue that way:

Food for cats
Food for cats
Lots of food
For cats who are good
And food for cats who are fat.

I can, and do, continue in much the same vein for hours, aided by the fortunate coincidence that cat rhymes with fat and that Alfred falls (with a thud) into the overlapping section of the appropriate Venn diagram.

Yourselves?
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Yeah, Ive had loads of cats and said weedy things to them all. I had different "weedy sayings" for each cat.
One common thing I noticed with them all was their response to my weedyness .. . :eek:
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My portly, stripey, ginger cat has been in a fight recently & sports a drying cut on his ear. The other night he got distinctly shirty both with me and the kitten.

So I felt justified in calling him a flabby scabby crabby tabby.
 

Penny penny penny penny, she's a regular puss, do-do-do, do-do-do
x3
She's the one who eats her food and does a shit and has a kip oh
Penny penny penny penny, she's a regular puss, do-do-do, do-do-do
 
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