Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Least it wasn't porn like my day in Brixton.
You could find a Fiesta or Escort under any playground bush.

In my younger day it was "Health & Efficiency"
Least it wasn't porn like my day in Brixton.
You could find a Fiesta or Escort under any playground bush.

Tbf it's a playground on an estate, close to where Mrs M lives. I wouldn't be too happy about effectively posting my address. It's extremely unlikely you'd take your children to play there unless you lived on that estate, and if you lived on that estate it's extremely likely you would have heard about it already.
If you are going by the person who answered 0300 123 1212 ... it's not the "police" who are not interested ... it's some fuckwit, uninterested member of civilian staff at a distant call centre. They're absolutely fucking shit.
Contact the local Safer Neighbourhood Team (via Met website) or, better still, put them in a clean plastic bag and taken them to the station tomorrow and demand to make a complaint about the fuckwittery you've been told over the phone.
Thanks, not my call though, my friend's call. I think it may have been a civilian though. He had great difficulty in understanding her (she speaks clearly) and she had to keep repeating works like 'playground' and 'bark' because he didn't understand what she meant.
I think she rang Brixton Police Station directly.
Please let us in on the massive proportion of cops at the Metcall centres ...Actually, the person who answers that line is either in Bow, Lambeth, or Hendon, may well be a police officer (and if they arent are a civilian employee of the Met) and probably used to do exactly the same job at IR or the individual borough control rooms, though of course they were less "fucking shit" there because colleagues actually knew them as people, and not as the faceless voice of Metcall.
As well as the advice being wrong, the disinterested attitude was also wrong. The latter is probably more important than the former. Someone has taken the trouble to call the police with some information about knife crime. Even a total fucking idiot must be aware that the police are currently requesting information about knife crime at every opportunity. Even if it is the most fucking useless information since the old King died, a police employee should be thanking the caller, providing accurate advice and information and doing so in a positive manner.As for the response, it is correct that a call as you described would - as long as the knives are not left on the playground - recieve the lowest level of priority for an officer to call around and collect them, which - given limited numbers of officers and higher priorty calls - may well be several hours / the next day. The advice to throw the knives away after 24 hours is wrong though, you can use the number DB mentioned in his rant if you want to complain against the operator who took your call.
Good grief. What kind of loathsome scumbag hides weapons in a kids playground?
I think the point was that people have taken to stashing knives where they may need them rather than carrying them with them ... which (a) suggests that police stop and search activity is having an effect (which is a good thing I would suggest) but (b) (as with most proactive / preventative activity) it has led to an alternative issue (which is bad news) ... but overall I think it's probably better that the bad guys have to go and find their knives (if the good guys haven't found them first) rather than just pull them out of their pockets - if nothing else it puts in a short cooling off / escape period.To be honest, I don't think this is about stop and search at all. I think this is about the playground being regularly used in fights between youths and the knives have been stashed there to be used later in a fight.
Free knives for under-8s!Remind me why people live in Brixton again?