We will fucking stupid Rock You

[souljacker]

Did your Dad like it?

Yep. He like it so much, he's been three times since.

 

[Onket]

Yep. He like it so much, he's been three times since.

Even my old dear only went the once!!

 

[fubert]

now, you could argue that as the show is set against a dystopian future where individuality is banned or something, that it's a bit ayn rand. and people have said she's a bit of a fascist or anti communist or something. so don't go on political grounds.

i'm going to shut up now as i've got no idea what i'm on about.

 

[Sadken]

I just never, ever expected to have to pay more than a tenner for the ticket when I offered. I CAN'T BELIEVE it is still so highly priced after all this fucking time! D'oooooooh!!!!

 

[DotCommunist]

Just picture Ben Eltons grinning face as he pockets Sadkens 30 nicker. He'll probably buy a round of drinks, on you.

 

[Sadken]

Fuck me! Tickets are now £55! Fifty five fucking quid!! I could literally have sex for that money or get some coke or go fucking zorbing!

 

[Sadken]

Christ, I feel sick

 

[Sadken]

I think I'm gonna fucking kill myself, actually.

 

[Onket]

Fuck me! Tickets are now £55! Fifty five fucking quid!! I could literally have sex for that money or get some coke or go fucking zorbing!

Zorbing is £20. I went the other weekend.

 

[Santino]

I heard that there are no toilets in the theatre and you have to drink each other's wee.

 

[kabbes]

Can you not feel a sudden bout of illness coming on?

 

[Sadken]

 

[Sadken]

I'm gonna say I can't get Saturday tickets and angle for a midweek one instead. That way I might be so knackered after work I will fall asleep and, plus, it's cheap n that.

 

[PandaCola]

When the Song We Will Rock You is played at sporting events it ruins my evening. The thought of being in an audience of people who have actually paid money to witness a full show of that shit is terrible.

I'm sure there must be a Radio Ga Ga but where everyone claps on demand like in the video. Queen fans smiling at each other in anticipation of joining in with the chorus. Just rotten.

 

[Onket]

When the Song We Will Rock You is played at sporting events it ruins my evening. The thought of being in an audience of people who have actually paid money to witness a full show of that shit is terrible.

I'm sure there must be a Radio Ga Ga but where everyone claps on demand like in the video. Queen fans smiling at each other in anticipation of joining in with the chorus. Just rotten.

This happens with pretty much all bands ever though.

 

[Sadken]

Fuck, man...

 

[DexterTCN]

I tell you what...I walked out of Top gun at the cinema when it came out...went with my (ex) missus.

I was like....'away and go and fuck yourself....no chance...' around the time that guy died.

We were married at the time. Walked right out the cinema.

So...what's worse...not going or walking out? You think about it.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

I remember years ago I had a really really shit time, pretty ill and depressed and all of that glorious torture. My friend said to me: 'I'm going to take you out my darling, it's your birthday and I'm going to surprise you, take you somewhere special and cure you of all your ills'.
She took me to see Starlight Express
Awful but I had to pretend to enjoy it because she really did make an effort.

 

[19sixtysix]

One other idea is to set your mobile off in a quiet scene near the beginning.
You might get asked to leave.

 

[Bakunin]

Ken, you do realise that it's required by law, when watching 'We Will Rock You', to be frantically doing this, don't you:

AIR GUITAR FOREVER!

WOO HOO!

 

[Silva]

Their music is so bombastic it makes me feel nauseous and reminds me of facism...

. Mind you, those lyrics are beyond dodgy, the BNP could use them as a rally anthem

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I have to go and see We Will Rock You for someone's birthday. I HATE Queen, HATE musicals and HATE Ben Elton but I am going to see it all because I am nice like that. Think Jesus and times it by twenty.

Aaaaaaaanyway, can you let me know how bad it is going to be and, also, if possible where I can get the cheapest tickets imaginable? I had a look on lastminute and it is still 20-60 quid! I was hoping to pay about a fiver or so.

You have to pay ?

jesus, if someone was forcing me to go and see that, I would be expecting them to get the tickets.

But then, I think that's my mind being a bit chineseified.

That said, I would never ever organise a gig/play/concert type thing for my birthday and expect all my friends to show up. Their tastes are too diverse. It'd be more like, well, I'm going to the pub for the main thing, and off to a gig afterwards, if you want to come along, then feel free, but don't feel obliged.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Blimey, at those prices, next birthday I might force all my friends to come and watch West ham with me

 

[Badger Kitten]

is your friend

 

[albionism]

Come showtime you'll be punching
the air in sheer delight with the rest of 'em

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Gawd, it really does sound bad, reading the thread. I'm not keen on Queen, and I despite musicals, yet even people who like them both seem to think it's rubbish. Just how godawful is it...

 

[Sadken]

Come showtime you'll be punching
the air in sheer delight with the rest of 'em

hahahahahaha

 

[DotCommunist]

In the quiet of the shadow
In the corner of a room
Darkness moves upon you
Like a cloud across the moon
You're a-wearing all the silence
Of a constant that will turn
Like the windmill left deserted
Or the sun forever burn
So don't forget to breathe
Don't forget to breathe
Your whole life is here
No eleventh hour reprieve
So don't forget to breathe
Keep your head above water
But don't forget to breathe
And all the suffering that you've witnessed
And the hand prints on the wall
They remind you how it's endless
How endlessly you fall
And the answer that you're seeking
For the question that you found
Drives you further to confusion
As you lose your sense of ground
So don't forget to breathe
Don't forget to breathe
Your whole life is here
No eleventh hour reprieve
So don't forget to breathe
Keep your head above water
But don't forget to breathe
Breathe....
Don't forget to breathe
Don't forget to breathe
You know you are here
But you find you want to leave
So don't forget to... breathe
Just breathe
Just breathe
Just breathe...
Just breathe...
Just breathe...

 

[5t3IIa]

 

[ericjarvis]

Here's some lyrics you can print out and sing along to...

I Want To Break Wind by Queen

I want to break wind
I want to break wind
I want to break wind from my arse
I'm so self satisfied I don't need to
I've got to break wind
God knows, God knows I want to break wind

I've eaten too much
I've eaten too much for the first time
And this time I know it's baked beans
I've eaten too much, yeah
God knows, God knows I've eaten too much

It's strange but it's true
Hey, I can't get over the way they fill me like they do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to fart free, baby
Oh how I want to fart free
Oh how I want to break wind

Hope this helps.