stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
Just sit and stare at the dancers. I did. 
We will fucking stupid Rock You
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El Sueno
Dabbler
I went to see it, a friend got me a freebie. I like Queen. But this was just shocking, beyond-belief awful - so bad you may end up stifling hysterics throughout most of the performance. Imagine you sat down one night, pissed, and wrote a pantomime in half an hour. Then you woke up the next morning and removed anything resembling continuity. You just wrote We Will Rock You.
What I did to pass the time was find the most attractive dancing extra and watch her all night.
What I did to pass the time was find the most attractive dancing extra and watch her all night.
By the end of the show, I guarantee...*guarantee*... you will be baying for a rousing encore of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And you will sing along to your hearts content...
Then deny all knowledge of the practise afterwards...
By the end of the show, I guarantee...*guarantee*... you will be baying for a rousing encore of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And you will sing along to your hearts content...
Then deny all knowledge of the practise afterwards...
Seriously, if that happens then I will send you a text message as soon as my first born son is born and you can come direct to the hospital to slaughter him.
Especially in the tight, white spandex choreography of One Vision after the interval...
*rubs trousers*
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
what often goes unremarked upon is the truly heinous production design - specifically costumes / wigs / makeup, which looks like punk as imagined by a fifty five year old accountant in the mid eighties. it's all primary colours and pvc and ra-ra skirts and frightwigs. just so unsophisticated as to be an insult to anyone with an iota of design literacy. even you, sadken.
On an unrelated matter, I suspect that Nigel Planer is now touring as Brian May, beneath a suitable crafted hair-piece, whilst the latter is watching the cosmos from a vantage point on Anita Dobson's forehead.
what often goes unremarked upon is the truly heinous production design - specifically costumes / wigs / makeup, which looks like punk as imagined by a fifty five year old accountant in the mid eighties. it's all primary colours and pvc and ra-ra skirts and frightwigs. just so unsophisticated as to be an insult to anyone with an iota of design literacy. even you, sadken.
It's cute that you think I have an iota of design literacy. I wish!
stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
Let's face it - if you go and see anything thinking "this will be shit and I'll have a shit time", it'll be shit, and you'll have a shit time.
And you'll deserve it.
And you'll deserve it.
Nah, not the case - I've been surprised by a load of stuff in the past but I just can't see any way it's possible for me to enjoy this shite.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
well, i was kinda using you as an example of how little design literacy would be needed - given the white pedal pushers infamy.
stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
Suit yourself.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
hah, old,, going to queen musicals. Whats next? the purchase of a ridiculous motorbike? Buying Dadrock cd's?
stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
I can't actually rule either of those things out as possibilities, tbh.
stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
You know you want it, ken.
You know you want it, ken.
Mate, I have only ever been in control of a car or bike once in my life - it was a scooter in Japan and I was on it about 6 seconds and got off having narrowly avoided driving it straight into a wall
stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
What the fuck fucking abomination is that?
Looks like a scooter mated with a Harley mated with a hairdryer and a Jessica Rabbit
GS(v)
It's a Victory Vision. The "ultimate touring motorcycle". Or something.
DexterTCN
Troy and Abed in the morning
Think Rocky Horror but with very toothless old saggy people. Like a zombie-bingo frenzy.
souljacker
innit
I went to see it with my family. It was my Dad's birthday and the old scrote was really excited.
I actually like Queen but this was sooooo bad. The story is just ludicrous. It's full of little jokes that are so bad that it made feel a little bit sick. Every time they tell one of these jokes, they turn to the audience with really dense grins. And the audience fucking lapped it up. The whole show went down a storm with the assorted dads/Americans/Norwegian students.
Fucking diabolical and as usual for the west end, the interval drinks were a complete rip off. I hated every moment of it.
I actually like Queen but this was sooooo bad. The story is just ludicrous. It's full of little jokes that are so bad that it made feel a little bit sick. Every time they tell one of these jokes, they turn to the audience with really dense grins. And the audience fucking lapped it up. The whole show went down a storm with the assorted dads/Americans/Norwegian students.
Fucking diabolical and as usual for the west end, the interval drinks were a complete rip off. I hated every moment of it.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
I had to go see Blood Brothers once so I feel your pain.
That was a load of cunt too.
That was a load of cunt too.
I love Musicals!
I like Queen!!
I hated this!!!
Watch the audience instead. Make up your own storyline around their lives. And get very very drunk first, but not in the Theatre bar.
If you're still looking for tix, http://www.theatremonkey.com shows discounts for shows and seating plans.
I like Queen!!
I hated this!!!
Watch the audience instead. Make up your own storyline around their lives. And get very very drunk first, but not in the Theatre bar.
If you're still looking for tix, http://www.theatremonkey.com shows discounts for shows and seating plans.
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