We need to liven this up a bit

[easy g]

Cant believe that its been nearly 24hrs with no other posts on this forum.

So where the feck is everyone then ?

Have they gone into hibernation

unfortunately we've no internet at home and I've no job so I'm a bit sporadic at the moment...luckily our local has free net access

cheers

 

[fucthest8]

Here ya go, bombscare:

LMFAO

 

[emptyhead]

emptyhead

Here ya go, bombscare:

thanx

 

[two sheds]

randomness is inherently lumpy

and i've been using the cream to treat them all this time

 

[two sheds]

Maybe we should wait for winter to find out

well with a bit of an Indian summer hopefully to come and beginning of Celtic spring ("Imbolc", well i didn't know that) in February, winter's nearly finished on my calendar.

.... Puts on swimming trunks and sunshades and heads off into the garden to freeze to death. ....

5 posts in a day and i found out how to quote messages too

 

[emptyhead]

emptyhead

So, not loving it down here then?

Look, I'm just wasting time til the naked Cakes photos arrive, but tell us a bit about yerself mate, not everyone down here is small minded.

Music taste? Drugs and/or booze? Other interests?

thanx for your interest studying 2 be a nurse, mental health that is can relate to mad people easier. Usually in the pub

 

[munkeeunit]

and i've been using the cream to treat them all this time

No matter what you whisk it with, add to it, take from it, or treat it with, you will never ever gets the lumps out of randomness.

You might as well try getting your cat to multiply infinity for you and then instruct it to meoow the answer to a nearby cow in chinese, and then expect that cow to teach your kids how to knit with lettuce leaves to infinity.

It just can't be done!

 

[madzone]

No matter what you whisk it with, add to it, take from it, or treat it with, you will never ever gets the lumps out of randomness.

You might as well try getting your cat to multiply infinity for you and then instruct it to meoow the answer to a nearby cow in chinese, and then expect that cow to teach your kids how to knit with lettuce leaves to infinity.

It just can't be done!

Says who?

 

[munkeeunit]

Says who?

You're very, very welcome to try. Unfortunately, because you have to keep doing it to infinity you will never reach a point where it has been conclusively achieved, which makes it inherently impossible to prove, if not achieve.

You will however, have a lot of lettuce leaf knit wear to flog, and will be able to make a few quid. That still leaves us with the question of the ethics of child labour, but as they will be speaking chinese to cows while they're at it, the sheer freak show effect of it may make people forget the ethical dilemma.

 

[madzone]

You're very, very welcome to try. Unfortunately, because you have to keep doing it to infinity you will never reach a point where it has been conclusively achieved, which makes it inherently impossible to prove, if not achieve.

You will however, have a lot of lettuce leaf knit wear to flog, and will be able to make a few quid. That still leaves us with the question of the ethics of child labour, but as they will be speaking chinese to cows while they're at it, the sheer freak show effect of it may make people forget the ethical dilemma.

You're not from round 'ere are you?

 

[munkeeunit]

You're not from round 'ere are you?

I can almost hear everyone popping out to buy a lettuce and find a nearby cow as we speak. I fear I may have started an unstoppable cottage industry of infinite complexity.

 

[rubbershoes]

I had to go to Burnham this morning.

The sun was shining but the place still looked like shit

 

[munkeeunit]

I had to go to Burnham this morning.

The sun was shining but the place still looked like shit

Probably all those chinese speaking cows shitting everywhere, and infinity being what it is, sounds like the above mentioned cottage industry has already leeched it's way backwards through time, at least till this morning anyway.

We are all doomed.

I'm off to buy myself a lettuce. If you can't beat them...

 

[madzone]

I can almost hear everyone popping out to buy a lettuce and find a nearby cow as we speak. I fear I may have started an unstoppable cottage industry of infinite complexity.

Not until the objective one funding comes through, but after that it's every lettuce kniter for themselves

 

[djbombscare]

Here ya go, bombscare:

Cheers hammy Dont think I'll need it just yet.


mind you Im getting the impression I know em

 

[on_the_fly]

anyways, Mr DJBS, as we dont seem to be meeting up for ages like, I hope ya job and livign sarf of river is going well.

and for Fizzer, we have that bloody copper chopper over Kingswood everynight now, cant you coem and get it back, im bored of it now

 

[djbombscare]

You've gotta be joking mate.

Copper chopper. . . south of the river. . . Oct, Nov, Dec, and the run up to Christmas. . . in the dark.


= moving target

 

[two sheds]

And hey up sheddy good to see you.

<<waves across the border to dj and the fizzer>>

 

[madzone]

Easy Tiger This is getting to be a bit of a habit.

 

[djbombscare]

<<waves across the border to dj and the fizzer>>

*waves back and knows fizz is blowing kisses*

Though you probably wont see it til you next post in March . . . 2010

 

[fizzerbird]

.

and for Fizzer, we have that bloody copper chopper over Kingswood everynight now, cant you coem and get it back, im bored of it now

You know what to do to get rid of it...

 

[on_the_fly]

There is no way il doing witchy dances nakee in Kingswood.

Can borrow ya broom though to go up and bytch slap them till they go away?