Was Jesus a suicide?

[RhymnRzn]

and you, holier than us aswell.

 

[DaveCinzano]

...nope, sorry, still gibberish

is your aerial plugged in properly?

 

[RhymnRzn]

don't mind me, i'm just that little gnat of a man not worth straining at.......a flea

 

[DaveCinzano]

...i think it's your vertical hold...

 

[Yossarian]

How do we usually get rid of Christians?

Nema reve dna reveroF yrolg eht dna rewop eht dna modgnik eht si yht roF live morf su reviled tuB noitatpmet otni ton su dael dna ...

 

[pilchardman]

suicide, it's so sadducee

Groan.

 

[jonH]

How do we usually get rid of Christians?

Nema reve dna reveroF yrolg eht dna rewop eht dna modgnik eht si yht roF live morf su reviled tuB noitatpmet otni ton su dael dna ...

nema

 

[kyser_soze]

Well it couldn't have been suicide...you can never get the last nail in...

BOOM-TISH!

 

[pilchardman]

Well it couldn't have been suicide...you can never get the last nail in...

It was assisted suicide.

 

[Jo/Joe]

Was that legal then then?

 

[Kameron]

Was that legal then then?

I think that he was killed legally under the laws of the time for preaching religious hatred (saying there was only one true God), preventing free trade (throwing money lenders out of their place of business), Not handing over to the Authorities any keys he may have had (Regulation of investigatory power act; keys to gates of heaven), the guy was an out and out criminal who tried to destroy the way of life thousands of people. Proper little anarkid he was, respect to the little fellow and his stupid hair do, definitely with who ever said there was some really poor parenting going on. Who the fuck tells their son they have to die to save humanity FFS?

 

[Jo/Joe]

Well the parents must have had some issues musn't they? - 'What do you mean you're pregnant???'

 

[RhymnRzn]

Jesus will bounce the Devil like a ball.

 

[Lava]

Jesus will bounce the Devil like a ball.

That sounds a little juvenile, he should just bust a cap or something.

 

[In Bloom]

Wouldn't it have been far easier if God had just not bothered to create the devil in the first instance?

Just a thought

 

[articul8]

yes, i never get that either. Did God

a) screw up - which implies he's a bit of a cowboy builder, or
b) deliberately create evil, pain, suffering, disease etc., in which case he's a sadistic fuck.

 

[Yossarian]

Jesus will bounce the Devil like a ball.

What kind of odds are they offering?

 

[phildwyer]

Does anyone here seriously believe that Yeshua of Nazareth was literally the incarnation of Yahweh? This has always struck me as an extremely silly thing to believe.

 

[jonH]

we are God

 

[kyser_soze]

we are God

Speak for yourself...I'm the Great Spaghetti monster!!

 

[phildwyer]

Speak for yourself...I'm the Great Spaghetti monster!!

Can I just note that this Spaghetti Monster joke is stupid, pathetic, and positive proof of a total lack of understanding of theology? Thank you.

 

[jonH]

Speak for yourself...I'm the Great Spaghetti monster!!

the great spaghetti monster is god

 

[Jo/Joe]

And it's an external force, until we eat it that is.

 

[kyser_soze]

Can I just note that this Spaghetti Monster joke is stupid, pathetic, and positive proof of a total lack of understanding of theology? Thank you.

If you can build a religion out of it (and I'd put money on it that in 6 months, with a well constructed website and background storyand maybe a promo tour you could)then it's just as valid as believing in God. Who knows, perhaps God manifests as bowls of spaghetti from time to time...

 

[articul8]

this Spaghetti Monster joke is stupid.

its a joke

 

[phildwyer]

its a joke

Last time I looked, the categories 'joke' and 'stupid' were far from mutually exclusive.

 

[kyser_soze]

phil finds it all deeply unfunny because he's a God botherer who takes desert-based fairy stories about a vindictive, capricious deity seriously.

And of course because it shows up the uber-thread on 'prooving' God's existance is so much warbling and wailing by the deluded and fearful.

 

[Yossarian]

He's probably just got the hump 'coz he realises he picked the wrong religion.

Don't despair, Phil, it's never too late to become a Pastafarian...

 

[pilchardman]

Can I just note that this Spaghetti Monster joke is stupid, pathetic, and positive proof of a total lack of understanding of theology? Thank you.

You can say it, but you'd be wrong. And your huff shows you know you're wrong.

 

[RhymnRzn]

desert-based fairy stories about a vindictive, capricious deity

yes, i never get that either. Did God

a) screw up - which implies he's a bit of a cowboy builder, or
b) deliberately create evil, pain, suffering, disease etc., in which case he's a sadistic fuck.

Wouldn't it have been far easier if God had just not bothered to create the devil in the first instance?

Jesus Christ said "Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God." and "Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God".