War with Bristol

[Col_Buendia]

This is it lads & lasses, it's war now and no mistake. The other lot have confessed to taking prisoners, I give you the evidence of your own eyes:

Hello! I can afford to engage in idle banter Rubber is ours now he said so and everything in a secret 'I Hate Wales' forum the Editor did. He wants to live in Torquay and eat parsnips and listen to the Wurzels.tis true

Here

This is serious... we need to think how we can inflict maximum posting casualties, maximum collateral damage, maximum degradation of infrastructure, and steal all their cider on the way home.

And if anyone can find RubberBuccaneer, bring him home with you.

On my command...

UNLEASH HELL​

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Its ok, Haylz and I will seduce him back

 

[Sunspots]

"-Cry havoc, and let slip the sheep of war!"

 

[cyberfairy]

If it makes you feel any better the victory will be short and bitter as I was hideous to all my work colleagues before breaking up for easter and said it was unlikely I would return as would look to find a better paid, better managed, infinately more rewarding and succesful job over easter..and what have I done instead? If it weren't for you i would be swanning around in a Ferrari like right now instead of having to walk in casually next week and explain I was too busy fighting wales to get a better job. Maybe that means they will put me on sick leave Anyway Rubber is forcibly being fed cider and listening to Tricky. And he LOVES it

 

[cyberfairy]

Its ok, Haylz and I will seduce him back

Err, hello? You are reckoning with miss cyberfairy here..*unleashes the bosom*

 

[Col_Buendia]

Err, hello? You are reckoning with miss cyberfairy here..*unleashes the bosom*

PICCIES!!

PICCIES!!

 

[marty21]

Err, hello? You are reckoning with miss cyberfairy here..*unleashes the bosom*

you're not understanding this war thing, if you post on here, it's an own goal

which i've just scored as well

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

wiggles two against one... most mens dream

 

[Sunspots]

you're not understanding this war thing, if you post on here, it's an own goal

which i've just scored as well

Idjutz.



-Doh!

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Its ok, Haylz and I will seduce him back

You bet........ he was only just recently in my neighbourhood, next time i see him i will grab him back and tie him up in my attic where i will force him to view the naked urb thread, whilst posting furiously on the welsh forum....

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

haahhaaa not very clever dem brizzles is dey??

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

You bet........ he was only just recently in my neighbourhood, next time i see him i will grab him back and tie him up in my attic where i will force him to view the naked urb thread, whilst posting furiously on the welsh forum....

Ill be round with the whip shortly

 

[cyberfairy]

wiggles two against one... most mens dream

I've got two too Oh right and DOH

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Err, hello? You are reckoning with miss cyberfairy here..*unleashes the bosom*

There are tits and there are bosoms.........

You Pick

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Ill be round with the whip shortly

Dont forget the vaseline

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

You ran out?
OK will go to asda on my way through shall I grab a cucumber while Im there?

 

[marty21]

latest score

bristol 9167
wales 9144
marty21 13989


come on i'll take you all on

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

no problems * grabs cucumber* Comeeerrrrrrrrr

 

[munkeeunit]

no problems * grabs cucumber* Comeeerrrrrrrrr

 

[Col_Buendia]

Yer scaring them off, LMHF & Haylz... be more seductive or summat, stick a piece of straw in yer cleavage

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

and you... munkee.... be afraid

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Yer scaring them off, LMHF & Haylz... be more seductive or summat, stick a piece of straw in yer cleavage

Ill stick a piece of straw somewhere when Im done with the cucumber

 

[marty21]

i'm bigger than the both of yous

and my head is bigger than a castle

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

well it would be wouldnt it? Youre all freaks

 

[Gavin Bl]

If we win, can I move my family out of Merthyr and get a nice place in Clifton?

 

[garethd]

maybe we should get the soul crew to give us a hand....

 

[Col_Buendia]

Maybe we should admit defeat...?

I mean, they've even wheeled KRS out. We've no chance now everyone here has buggered off...

 

[King Biscuit Time]

THE REINFORCEMENTS ARE HERE!

I've got a PhD put off writing, a pot of tea on and some Internet Poker to play.

Bring it on!

 

[Strumpet]

What KBT said!!

Well...cept for the ermmm poker and PhD.

 

[Col_Buendia]

They're fucking about 250 posts ahead, and I've just counted my posts for today, and they are already over 100

We have no chance, surrender now and they may take pity on us...