Wankiest musical genre?

[Kolonel K]

"Dark Wave" without a doubt, shitty music for shitty Goths...

 

[art of fact]

acid jazz or "psy chill" have to be high up for me

 

[Gromit]

Acid jazz and acid funk jazz are great.
If you have to hate jazz then free jazz and dixieland jazz are teh suck.

Now country and western music, that really is wank of the highest order.
All those americans can be wrong.

 

[lights.out.london]

Anything whereby the 'musicians' don't play, but program or sample.

Keep music live by playing it, live.

Ta



Death to dance music!

 

[sir.clip]

Beard house.
Minimal.

 

[lights.out.london]

What the f*ck is 'Beard House'? For real?

**God. I. Am. Old.**

 

[YouSir]

Anything whereby the 'musicians' don't play, but program or sample.

Keep music live by playing it, live.

Ta



Death to dance music!

Seconded! Although on U75 that may set me up for a lynching.

 

[lights.out.london]

Seconded! Although on U75 that may set me up for a lynching.

Lynching? I'll blast them with Black Flag and The Meteors. Then we'll run for cover.

btw: what is 'Beard House' [see above]?

 

[Louloubelle]

Hmmm

I can't decide between psytrance and acid jazz

I quite like, love even, some jazz, but acid jazz is just wrong

Death metal is at least really funny

 

[fudgefactorfive]

all pop music

plus, any music that has DJs

 

[lights.out.london]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp me!

What is Beard House (see above)! It's driving me mad.

 

[Blagsta]

Probably the same as dad house. Soulful and jazzy deep house. I love it personally.

 

[lights.out.london]

Probably the same as dad house. Soulful and jazzy deep house. I love it personally.

Jesus. What's 'dad house'?

**brains now bleeding**

 

[Blagsta]

House music for people over 30.

 

[lights.out.london]

House music for people over 30.

I'm safe then. I'm 40 today.

 

[Kaka Tim]

House music for people over 30.

Sounds absolutely terrifying.

 

[Flavour]

jazz-punk

 

[scruff]

Any genre with "hard" or "core" in the title. Music for 15 year olds and career drug-takers.

Nothing wrong with a bit of "beard" or "dad" House (as long as it's not on Defected/MOS or anything else of that ilk.) At least it's proper songs built around proper musical values.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Anything whereby the 'musicians' don't play, but program or sample.

Keep music live by playing it, live.
Death to dance music!

The simple answer to this statement is> Well do you want to live without electricity?

 

[fudgefactorfive]

The simple answer to this statement is> Well do you want to live without electricity?

yes

 

[DrRingDing]

Anything whereby the 'musicians' don't play, but program or sample.

Keep music live by playing it, live.

Ta



Death to dance music!

Having music lessons is often for the middle classes whereas sequencers are availible to anyone with a computer.

It's much easier for people to make music that they want without traditional music skills. Techno is music for the people by the people.

A modern day folk music if you please.

 

[Iam]

Having music lessons is often for the middle classes whereas sequencers are availible to anyone with a computer.

Not everyone who plays an instrument has lessons, y'know...

 

[MysteryGuest]

hard house = happy divbounce music

 

[DrRingDing]

Not everyone who plays an instrument has lessons, y'know...

Where did I say they did?

 

[Iam]

Where did I say they did?

Where did I say you did?

Being able to play an instrument has fuck all to do with social class, no matter how clumsily you grasp at trying to make it.

 

[lights.out.london]

Having music lessons is often for the middle classes whereas sequencers are availible to anyone with a computer.

It's much easier for people to make music that they want without traditional music skills. Techno is music for the people by the people.

A modern day folk music if you please.

Who said anything about music lessons?

Those pesky punks and garage rockers with their music lessons and musicology degrees...damned class traitors!

 

[Blagsta]

Sounds absolutely terrifying.

Naaah, its great. Proper dance music that doesn't require 15 pills and a bucket of ket.

 

[xenon]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp me!

What is Beard House (see above)! It's driving me mad.

You do not want to know. Once heard, only crude sergery can remove the memories of the auditory horror.

 

[xenon]

Country can't be described as wanky. Cmon. Johny Cash, wanky?

 

[fudgefactorfive]

Having music lessons is often for the middle classes whereas sequencers are availible to anyone with a computer.

Ahhhh, computers - badge of the working classes.

It's much easier for people to make music that they want without traditional music skills. Techno is music for the people by the people.

that explains why it's shit