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does this translate as 'don't let the door bang you on the arse on the way out'?![]()
Let's be hospitable and not keep them out of England any longer than they need maybe?

does this translate as 'don't let the door bang you on the arse on the way out'?![]()

It has quite a history and a surprising amount of kings and queens buried there.. I shall be there in the summer, I shall be looking for the A1 south bound as my preferred place to be. Scotland is bloody cold and can be very unfriendly. I shall be visiting relatives out of a sense of duty, and will be glad to leave.

Is it maybe your relatives that give you this impression of Scotland rather than the actual country or people...
If thats the way you feel though.. then It'll probably rain for your whole visit and really put a damper on it.........
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It usually does.
I have to go through the whole anti-English thing while I am there. Last time I was told that it was really great that the floods in England where doing so much damage to England and how it served the English right for being such fuckwits. This from a total stranger in a chip shop who had heard my accent. What was even worse was that the other five people in the chip shop were nodding in agreement.
I listen to the talk about how the chocolate's have taken over whole parts of the country, and how the Paki at the end of the road was allright 'even though he's a Paki'.
I fucking hate my visits there. Luckily something has come up in the last couple of days that mean that I might not be able to get there at all this year.
Jesus. Where is this? I've lived here my whole life and that certainly does not reflect my experience.
'I've lived here my whole life' sums it up though doesn't it? You are presumably Scottish so are not likely to be the victim of anti-Englishness.
My wife is Scottish and she would agree with me about my experience, she has seen it, and since she has lived in England long enough to lose her Scottish accent she too finds people being rude to her in shops and sometimes in the street.
Where is it? E Lothian just outside Edinburgh.
IF I have to go this year I will try to get to Glasgow, there the people are genuinely much friendlier, and the people more interested in you as a person.
Does anyone have any more ideas? I'm mostly off the booze these days so I'm really looking for good food, nice scenery and that sort of thing. Growing up in Glasgow and Grangemouth I really don't know all that much about that side of Scotland.
I'll be probably be over from July 9th to the 16th or 17th in case there's anything going on during that time.


Greenock was never high on my list. If I wanted to see Ken-Loach's Scotland I could just stay in Grangemouth..

at english people getting a hard time
if i meet you i'll be extra nice to compensate.![]()
It's exactly that attitude I encounter whenever I go back to Scotland, just because I don't have the right accent. Bus drivers, taxi drivers, random people in shops: dreadful attitudes. I've even had people suddenly change their attitude to me when my brother's wandered up and they've realised I must be Scottish and therefore all right after all: suddenly they become all friendly. I loathe every time I have to visit. If my family (who are lovely) weren't there, I'd never return.

The anti-English thing is pretty stupid. But then, there are stupid people everywhere.
I've heard plenty of people complaining about the cold and unfriendly English and singing the praises of the warm and welcoming Scots. Everyone's experience is going to be different and I think it's probably a little bit silly to be making judgments about entire countries.