Virgin Media's evil Star Trek throttling..

[Melinda]

*sings Faith Of The Heart to Melinda*

Shanks Neelix while dancing to the lovely singing.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Neelix.

Well last night he was on the bridge handing out handy hints on local aliens.. I thought "ha that wont last long... banish him to the kitchen now where he can be a crap version of Whoopie Goldburg"... then I thought "what am I doing with my life"... then I watched Top Gear on Dave while playing COD4.. TNG would have maintained my attention span throughout.

 

[MikeMcc]

I like Voyager, bit more war-y than TNG and not stuck with the same problems that DS9 was. Enterprise should have been good but got distracted with all that temporal cold war crap that disappears in all of the other series. It should have dealt with the events leading to the creation of the Federation more. I liked the episode where it kick-started the alternate reality thats seen in the original series and DS9.

ETA: I agree Neelix is a twat and should have been booted out the airlock, Kes is quite cute though.

 

[Melinda]

Enterprise would have been banging series but the cast were shitehawks. Dispensation for Archer cos of Quantum Leap.

 

[CyberRose]

If I were ever to become Captain of the Voyager my first action would be to puch him out of an airlock.

Yea and then I'd Roger his girlfriend until she was sore!

 

[The_Reverend_M]

Neelix wanted skinning and turning into a wall hanging.
Kes had to develop superpowers to get away from the clingy cunt.

I was always disappointed they never brought her back

 

[Gromit]

Yea and then I'd Roger his girlfriend until she was sore!

Wouldn't take much i think. She's tiny.

I definately see the attraction though. Very cute and a nice change from the usual very obvious and overtly sexual eye candy.

 

[The Groke]

Hawk the slayer, Babylon 5 and Phantom Menance in that order of greatness.






(wonders how many people will get the joke)

 

[Awesome Wells]

It's a big pile of shit

Let's give Krull a try.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

TBH I find Kes a bit insipid and annoying. A Klingon lady would be more fun (if bity).

 

[Gromit]

As if a klingon would have anything to do with a worm like you pathetic 'uman!

Stick to Kes. If she'll shag Nelix then surely she'd shag anyone, even you

Even me for that matter.

TBH thinking about it she probably gets around a bit. Best not to touch her as you both don't know where she's been and where she has been.

 

[likesfish]

neelix you been promoted now put this red shirt on take a phaser and go behind the rock

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

How bloody stupid is Haryy Kim FFS doesnt he know anything about the prime directive!

 

[Santino]

Babylon 5 is to Star Trek as The Wire is to NYPD Blue.

 

[Santino]

Also, Kes is only about 5 years old.

 

[DotCommunist]

Also, Kes is only about 5 years old.

needed pointing out to urbans intergalactic nonces.

 

[DotCommunist]

Neelix -

I always hated mum-rah the most, but thats cause I watched Thundercats when I was too young to be cheering evil and booing lion-0

 

[becki1701]

I have a mate who has called her cat Mr Neelix

 

[MikeMcc]

Also, Kes is only about 5 years old.

But she only lives to be 9 so is middle aged!

 

[Gromit]

Also, Kes is only about 5 years old.

Nellix is a paedo and Janeway lets all this go on, on her ship.

Another reason to hate Voyager. They're stacking up.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Poor man's DS9
((bouncer_the_dog))

GS(v)

No fucking way, DS9 only exists because Paramount ripped of JMS when he was pitching B5 to various studios.

 

[Santino]

The complete Babylon 5 is £77 on Amazon.

 

[Belushi]

The complete Babylon 5 is £77 on Amazon.

Oooh, tempting.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

The complete Babylon 5 is £77 on Amazon.

The universe box set with all the films?

 

[gsv]

The complete Babylon 5 is £77 on Amazon.

Whereas DS9 will cost you over £70 for the first season alone.
Guess ya gets what ya pays for!

GS(v)

 

[mrsfran]

The complete Babylon 5 is £77 on Amazon.

I've never seen it

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Whereas DS9 will cost you over £70 for the first season alone.
Guess ya gets what ya pays for!

GS(v)

Haha what mugs!

 

[Kid_Eternity]

I've never seen it

If you love sci fi and can forgive a tragic lack of budget and crappy dialogue you'll love it.

 

[steveo87]

Get out!!

It's the 1st season of Voyager... its so trying to be different from TNG and DS9. It's so lame. But I'll watch it anyway. How long until 7 of 9 turns up?

season for....she becomes a fully fledged member of the crew the same episode that Kes leaves....No conflict of interest, good thinking there....

 

[maldwyn]

If I were ever to become Captain of the Voyager my first action would be to ...

Smack the Katharine Hepburn out of Janeway.