Vipper Mahal

[vipper]

Mr Wookey does not know his bhaji, I am afraid to say, although his knowledge of breads is impressive.

Do you have any deep fried chillis stuffed with yummy stuff?

I'm afraid not. We do have some chilli pakodas however.

want want want

 

[equationgirl]

Unfortunately we are all out of 92 peshwari. The warlord in the cupboard sold them to buy opium seeds to poison the infidel.

We do have a fine line in late 80s old skool chapati though.

Old skool you say?

You do realise it's been illegal to trade in old skool chapati since the infamous Bradford Chapati War of '91?

 

[vipper]

*nibbles paper tablecloth*

Much longer for my Vegetabable Murglhi Spurghli, young man? My stomach thinks my throat's cut.

Good cookin is like good lovin. Not to be rushed.

Ready in 2 minutes, good sir,

 

[equationgirl]

I'm afraid not. We do have some chilli pakodas however.

want want want

I'll take one thanks, and so will Mr Wookey. Should keep him occupied for a few minutes.

 

[Wookey]

*pops to the loo to wash paws*

 

[vipper]

Old skool you say?

You do realise it's been illegal to trade in old skool chapati since the infamous Bradford Chapati War of '91?

*runs into kitchen*

"quick, the curry police are here. hide the chapati"

No sir, we do not sell old skool chapati. We are a respectable establishment.

 

[equationgirl]

I'll take one of the nu-wave chapati from 98 instead then, if I may.

It'll go down a treat with the mixed vegetable panananaananananananda.

 

[vipper]

*arrives at table with candles and dish warmers*

 

[equationgirl]

*rubs hands with glee*

 

[Wookey]

Oooh, ooooh.

*shuffles bum*

*puts out fag*

*flaps serviette into lap*

 

[vipper]

*wheels up trolley*

Here we are, Sirs and Madams. All the food you ordered. Fresh and piping hot.

Can I get you any drinks with that?

 

[Wookey]

A fentimans and two Tigers please, and a jug of iced corporation pop!

*tucks right in*

 

[Wookey]

Bloody lovely this, Vipper!!

Never have I had a Murghli so well Spurghli'd in me life!!

Cheers to the chef!