Course he would. After all, who'd want to be covered in some cheap curry sauce, filled with chemicals and mixed from a yellow paste by some 17 year old working in a chippie in Barnstable, when they could experience the real thing elsewhere. And then gravy; oh the indignity. Covered with a brown sludge and made into sloppy fodder for taste-challenged Northerners.
It's no wonder he's buggered off. Here's what he thinks of you and the bastards who keep smearing his golden appearance.