Vicars, do you have a basket on the front of your bicycle?

[madzone]

See you here, next year, same time, still straight then, madz

In all seriousness, if me and 'himself' ever split up permanently I have a feeling it'll be a woman I end up with. While I'm with him he says that infidelity is infidelity whether it's male or female.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Are you a vicar?

No I'm a vicars fucking daughter

Me fucking too.

Dad does not have a fucking bicycle basket.

I however fucking do.

 

[sojourner]

In all seriousness, if me and 'himself' ever split up permanently I have a feeling it'll be a woman I end up with. While I'm with him he says that infidelity is infidelity whether it's male or female.

And he's right



I knew I was right about you

 

[sojourner]

Me fucking too.

Dad does not have a fucking bicycle basket.

I however fucking do.

Fucks sake

Fuckin vicars daughters they crop up EVERYWHERE

 

[Badger Kitten]

Fucking mental, innit?

 

[sojourner]

Fucking mental, innit?

Yes

I have a story about this actually. Are you sitting comfortably?

 

[madzone]

And he's right



I knew I was right about you

Pray tell

And I think he's wrong.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Yes

I have a story about this actually. Are you sitting comfortably?

*wriggles expectantly*



mmm , nice



*wriggles some more*




Yes.

 

[sojourner]

*wriggles expectantly*



mmm , nice



*wriggles some more*




Yes.

*wishing I had a better story*

*didn't count on the wriggling*

 

[Agent Sparrow]

My mum always delights in telling me that the Vicar who christened me permed his hair and then "ran off with another woman"!

She was asking me what his name was the other day. I was being christened for gods sake!

 

[sojourner]

My mum always delights in telling me that the Vicar who christened me permed his hair and then "ran off with another woman"!

She was asking me what his name was the other day. I was being christened for gods sake!

 

[Roadkill]

Me dad's a vicar and he hasn't got a basket on his bike. In fact, he hasn't even got a bike.

I feel like I've missed out on something here.

 

[Firky]

Me fucking too.

Dad does not have a fucking bicycle basket.

I however fucking do.

Fuck me, you're a fucking vicars fucking daughter as well? Fucking hell, you could be fucking sisters (get it?)

 

[Firky]

Me dad's a vicar and he hasn't got a basket on his bike. In fact, he hasn't even got a bike.

I feel like I've missed out on something here.

SIX people on urban are the spawn of vicars, I think JTG and strung_out are too

DR JAZZ DO YOU HAVE A THEORY ON THIS?

 

[Velouria]

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings, and things that make it look good.

I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

From a vicar?

 

[rhys gethin]

From a vicar?

I never met a curate, vicar, rector, rural dean or bishop who had a bicycle, so I suppose they all lend them out.

Like the Guinness joke, sojourner. Could not get at computer to say so - daughter writing essay.