chirpy bunch, aren't we 
*Very/Very Short Stories please
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Lollybelle
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But can you spot the quote from the first line?
was it from last week's 'Murder She Wrote!' ?
Lollybelle
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Nope...... Tom McRae.
chegrimandi
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lolly you're as prolific as tom clancy..........
hehe
hehe
Lollybelle
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Honey, I'm flattered....
D'ya reckon he knocks one out every five minutes as well then?
D'ya reckon he knocks one out every five minutes as well then?
is he that quite good sort of country-folky fella?
is he worth checking out?
Originally posted by Lollybelle
Honey, I'm flattered....
D'ya reckon he knocks one out every five minutes as well then?
the innuendo just keeps on a coming
Lollybelle
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Errrrm.... yep, definitely! I'm getting quite well-known at work for my fascination for "tortured boys"
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
sleeping yer way to the top are you lolly..........Lollybelle
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following on from pissing threads on general
Home
She desperately needed to piss. That burning feeling, nearing the back door, almost there, slightly letting go, dampening cotton panties, glad that she’s wearing tights… chucking handbag contents on the patio, lipstick, purse, pens, where the fuck are they… Jesus fucking Christ … keys! Inside, safe, release, warmth, wetness.
Home
She desperately needed to piss. That burning feeling, nearing the back door, almost there, slightly letting go, dampening cotton panties, glad that she’s wearing tights… chucking handbag contents on the patio, lipstick, purse, pens, where the fuck are they… Jesus fucking Christ … keys! Inside, safe, release, warmth, wetness.
Lollybelle
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I'm hoping that anyone who's ever been a schoolgirl will get that one - you think you can make it home, you do a four-mile bus journey, you're holding it in and doing just fine, then as soon as you get anywhere near the back door it starts to burn, you think you can't hold it, you get in the door, breathe a sigh of relief, and then piss your pants on the way up the stairs.
ohhhh, shit, that's going to be just me, isn't it
ohhhh, shit, that's going to be just me, isn't it
yes.
but there are grants available for plastic sheets and stuff.
i feel your pain, lolly.
but there are grants available for plastic sheets and stuff.
i feel your pain, lolly.
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
what about plastic trainer pants?
OMG Lollybelle you are too funny with the peeing (and VERY good with the writing)!
I'd love to have a go at this but I have to go pack for my trip to London at silly o'clock in the morning (before I go out socialising tonight).
Reading this thread reminds me of a little book I bought called 'Writers Block'. It's actually a block shape... couple of hundred pages with things to get you writing. Single words, photos, story ideas, facts about famous writers. Pretty entertaining, although I haven't ever got round to doing any of the writing exercises. Maybe I'll write something on the plane at 5.00am tomorrow.
MoKa
I'd love to have a go at this but I have to go pack for my trip to London at silly o'clock in the morning (before I go out socialising tonight).
Reading this thread reminds me of a little book I bought called 'Writers Block'. It's actually a block shape... couple of hundred pages with things to get you writing. Single words, photos, story ideas, facts about famous writers. Pretty entertaining, although I haven't ever got round to doing any of the writing exercises. Maybe I'll write something on the plane at 5.00am tomorrow.
MoKa
Lollybelle
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Glad to have made you smile with such beautiful Friday imagery! Have a lovely trip, hope London stays sunny for you! 
Lollybelle
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Long-distance
... edited out because it was irredeemably shit.
... edited out because it was irredeemably shit.
Lollybelle
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quiet day at work, Lollybelle?
Wider than a mile
Crossing in style, someday… she pictured herself as Audrey Hepburn, sat elegantly in her chair, and smiled coquettishly as she leaned over to ask the stranger for a cigarette… later, Chelsea Bridge, black cab, the moonlight catching her hair, he adored her silently – no names, this night, the rainbow’s end.
Wider than a mile
Crossing in style, someday… she pictured herself as Audrey Hepburn, sat elegantly in her chair, and smiled coquettishly as she leaned over to ask the stranger for a cigarette… later, Chelsea Bridge, black cab, the moonlight catching her hair, he adored her silently – no names, this night, the rainbow’s end.
long distance
is that a cut-up piece using a 1979 issue of the TV Times?
is that a cut-up piece using a 1979 issue of the TV Times?
Lollybelle
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Nope - seeing if I can challenge myself by taking lines from songs out of context... that one's from Tori Amos, the one above's obvious. Clearly, I'm getting paid too much for doing way too little in the office.
game of mornington crescent then, lolly?
you start
you start
Lollybelle
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erm, suddenly I hear the filing calling me... 
drat.. you're no fun..
scrabble?
scrabble?
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
ooiii stop subverting the thread dub.......write a story or bugger off.....
in the morning, she held him close and kissed him hard and he could taste himself on her.
in the evening, he found a note, the usual series of cliches and half-truths. the 'it's not you, it's me's.
he just wished he'd remember to put it in her pocket before she left.
in the evening, he found a note, the usual series of cliches and half-truths. the 'it's not you, it's me's.
he just wished he'd remember to put it in her pocket before she left.
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
pez are those crap french square sweets aren't they that come out of the long tube....I remeber them now.......
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