Very Sad Kitten Story - Open With Care

[Pieface]

How curious

Did they not attempt to stop the kitten mauling? What the hell was that kitten doing outside on its own anyway???

hang on - maybe it was 5t3IIa's kitten!!!!!

shit

 

[43mhz]

How sinister!

Maybe it wasn't me at all? Are all Poles felicidal maniacs?

I'm not sure the dog was Polish though

 

[tarannau]

I was actually dressed up as dog in that very playground and chose to rip that cat apart with own bare prosthetic gnashers. It was very slow that moggy.

I also like following people who are sticking up 'cat lost' posters on every available surface in the neighbourhood. I then issue a £10 fixed penalty fee for littering the neighbourhood and a court summons for flyposting.



Cunts eh. If they don't want to lose their cats, then they can always keep them inside or look after them properly, like they would with any other pet. You don't see even see pigeon fanciers sticking up 'lost bird' posters do you? And those fuckers can fly thousands of miles....

 

[Pieface]

I draw little moustaches on those pictures.

#1 double cunty bastard, me.

 

[tarannau]

Aye, did you realise that, after a few scribbles with a pentel, every cat ends up looking disturbingly like Mick Hucknall....