Vampires or Zombies?

[JTG]

Blade is class, but it's not what I think of when I think of vampire films.

That's just it though. You couldn't imagine a film with a good zombie dude doing battle against all the evil zombie dudes with a country music legend as his sidekick. It would be ridiculous.

Vampires have the ability to override the cliches and continue challenging the stereotyped prejudices of the masses. Three cheers for vampires!

 

[Voley]

You couldn't imagine a film with a good zombie dude doing battle against all the evil zombie dudes with a country music legend as his sidekick.

Yes you could.

It would be ridiculous.

No it wouldn't.

 

[Reno]

Oh a pun. Haha !

 

[Strumpet]

Vampires are teh



(I like zombies too bit not quite as much)

 

[Jazzz]

Given the choice of having to become one, which would one choose?

Has to be a vampire!

 

[Reno]

I like ghosts and demons better than zombies of vampires.

 

[Voley]

Jazzz: True. More shelf-life.

 

[Firky]

Given the choice of having to become one, which would one choose?

Has to be a vampire!

Vampires get the chicks but Zombies get to eat them

 

[Reno]

Given the choice of having to become one, which would one choose?

Has to be a vampire!

Well who want's to stagger around while drooling and with bits falling off, no choice really.

 

[JTG]

Well who want's to stagger around while drooling and with bits falling off, no choice really.

exactly, I can take ketamine if I want to do that, vampirism is a little more unattainable and therefore infinitely more desirable

 

[LDR]

vampires are goth

zombies are psychobilly

Which is another reason why vampires are better.

 

[Flashman]

Zombies have their pros; multicultural, tick all the class boxes, gay and straight etc. But they never change their clothes and have no decorum. They probably don't even like cricket.

Vampires dress smartly, don't smell, and have the option of floodlit Twenty20 night games. Even if a "town cheese" is sired, they're going to be wearing a nice shiny tracky suit and high tops, perhaps even a decent hat.

 

[May Kasahara]

Zombies are scarier, but vampires are cooler. If I had to be one or the other, I'd be a vampire (specifically, one of the down-home redneck types in Near Dark, so that I could wreak bloody havoc with Bill Paxton while listening to loud music); if I wanted to watch a scary film, I'd watch a zombie film. A decent one, where they fucking shuffle like they're supposed to.

 

[The Groke]

What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie or vice-versa?

Would we end up with a Vambie or a Zompire?

 

[JTG]

A decent one, where they fucking shuffle like they're supposed to.

Well there's another thing. They shuffle.

Woooh, scary. Vampires can turn into bats and wolves and shit, can move around by coach and ship and things. They have the wherewithal to move across continents and the patience to stick with their evil plans long term. OK so the allergy to daylight's a bit of a bugger but there's ways round that.

Zombies - shuffling around's only ever going to catch the old, infirm or extremely stupid. It scares nobody and frankly if you get caught by one of these things it's your own bloody fault.

 

[Termite Man]

Well there's another thing. They shuffle.

Woooh, scary.

Thats the point . 1 or 2 zombies no fucking problem but with the dead walking the earth due to satan putting aup a no vacancy sign pretty much means the zombies will be hanging around in large groups ( probably with councils trying to give them asbo's ) and the relentless onslaught of the zombie is the real terror .

From my extansive horror film watching I reckon Zombies are far better than vampires , especially if you include the zombie spinoffs like Dario Argento's demons .

It's also a well known fact that the music for zombies films is infinitaly better than the music they use for vampire films !

and the best vampire film is a fecking light hearted almost comedy film so that really shows how fecking shite vampires !

 

[Treebeak]

v

I rest my case

 

[Treebeak]

May I also point out that the way Stephen Dorff can get away with an elongated chav haircut in Blade is nothing short of brilliant. Cool as fuck.

 

[bluestreak]

Zombies are scarier, but vampires are cooler. If I had to be one or the other, I'd be a vampire (specifically, one of the down-home redneck types in Near Dark, so that I could wreak bloody havoc with Bill Paxton while listening to loud music); if I wanted to watch a scary film, I'd watch a zombie film. A decent one, where they fucking shuffle like they're supposed to.

this is my answer word for word.

 

[Pingu]

ninja vampires obviously

only ever beaten by pirate zombies (but there was no pirate option)