V festival

[electrogirl]

I'm stewarding there. If I'm on a wristband gate I might not let you in

You won't recognise me in my space themed uniform. I'm going as Tom Hanks out of Apollo 13. Dead.

 

[electrogirl]

I hope it's not, I'm going this year because all my mates love it, and if it turns out to be some Hoxtonite toss-in disguised as a music festival I'll weep into my 80s space-chicken outfit.

HAHAH YOU are gonna be SO shoreditched out it's untrue! GUTTED LOSER!

 

[Sadken]

I got free backstage passes for V one year and had a fucking great time there, absolutely out of my mind falling over Kate Thornton, shouting at TPT to get out of my fucking way, annoying Kelis as she threw a strop backstage, getting Amy Winehouse in bother with her boyfriend of the time by sending my mate to her dressing room to ask for me, getting Mani to call up my brother and talk to him about the Stone Roses and bonding with Darius Danesh as he stood next to that woman out of Species.

The point is that just because electrogirl turns her nose up at something doesn't mean that it's any less valid objectively.

 

[madzone]

You won't recognise me in my space themed uniform. I'm going as Tom Hanks out of Apollo 13. Dead.

Well, I'm going to recognise you now, aren't I? Duh

Ace costume idea btw

 

[Yelkcub]

Probably not, no.

Keeerrazzzzy!??

 

[Sadken]

I got free backstage passes for V one year and had a fucking great time there, absolutely out of my mind falling over Kate Thornton, shouting at TPT to get out of my fucking way, annoying Kelis as she threw a strop backstage, getting Amy Winehouse in bother with her boyfriend of the time by sending my mate to her dressing room to ask for me, getting Mani to call up my brother and talk to him about the Stone Roses and bonding with Darius Danesh as he stood next to that woman out of Species.

The point is that just because electrogirl turns her nose up at something doesn't mean that it's any less valid objectively.

That's a name nuclear bomb as opposed to simple "drop" by the way.

 

[madzone]

Keeerrazzzzy!??

If you truly are any of the above I probably woudn't call you anything as I'd be running the other way

 

[el-ahrairah]

You won't recognise me in my space themed uniform. I'm going as Tom Hanks out of Apollo 13. Dead.

That was my mate's idea too. But he looks a bit like Tom Hanks.

 

[el-ahrairah]

I got free backstage passes for V one year and had a fucking great time there, absolutely out of my mind falling over Kate Thornton, shouting at TPT to get out of my fucking way, annoying Kelis as she threw a strop backstage, getting Amy Winehouse in bother with her boyfriend of the time by sending my mate to her dressing room to ask for me, getting Mani to call up my brother and talk to him about the Stone Roses and bonding with Darius Danesh as he stood next to that woman out of Species.

The point is that just because electrogirl turns her nose up at something doesn't mean that it's any less valid objectively.

You couldn't have had a better time without meeting Rik Waller.

 

[electrogirl]

I almost met Rik Waller once.

 

[Sadken]

Yeah, "almost" doesn't get you a cracking anecdote you've been using for five years though, does it?

 

[el-ahrairah]

HAHAH YOU are gonna be SO shoreditched out it's untrue! GUTTED LOSER!

People who have Bestival tickets: me.

People who want Bestival tickets: you.

 

[Yelkcub]

If you truly are any of the above I probably woudn't call you anything as I'd be running the other way

What would you call me then Madz, what?

 

[paolo]

Back on topic, there's something wrong with a festival if back stage is more fun than front of house.

Like going to the cinema, and finding it better to watch from the projector room.

 

[madzone]

What would you call me then Madz, what?

Until I found out your real name I'd call you Yelkub, obviously

 

[madzone]

Back on topic, there's something wrong with a festival if back stage is more fun than front of house.

Like going to the cinema, and finding it better to watch from the projector room.

Really? I'd imagine backstage at a lot of places would be more fun. More hospitality, meeting slebs (if that's your thing)....

 

[Sadken]

I call Yelkcub "My Goerring".

 

[electrogirl]

Yeah, "almost" doesn't get you a cracking anecdote you've been using for five years though, does it?

Your anecdote is too busy, in a way, mine is clean and tidy and BAM in your face. 'I almost met Rik Waller once'

People who have Bestival tickets: me.

People who want Bestival tickets: you.

Oh nice one. That's a low blow eggsy but if you wanna go down that dirty road then FINE.

 

[el-ahrairah]

I almost met Rik Waller once.

How can you almost meet Rik Waller? Did he hear you were on your way to the party and decided to make a swif... plodding exit?

 

[madzone]

Isn't bestival sold out?

 

[Sadken]

Your anecdote is too busy, in a way, mine is clean and tidy and BAM in your face. 'I almost met Rik Waller once'



Oh nice one. That's a low blow eggsy but if you wanna go down that dirty road then FINE.

No no, that wasn't the anecdote, Inspector Shitforbrains. That was just a run down of SOME of the MANY anecdotes I have from my time there.

 

[Yelkcub]

Until I found out your real name I'd call you Yelkub, obviously

How do you know it's not my real name?

(Not really sure where I'm going with this now....)

 

[electrogirl]

Isn't bestival sold out?

Yeah I reckon there is ways to get them though, or we're gonna wait until the returns get released. Or something. THEY WILL BE MINE!

 

[el-ahrairah]

Isn't bestival sold out?

Oooh, another low blow madzone. You and me, we're laying the internet smackdown on electrogirl today. POW! ZAP!

What's her haircut like? Does anyone know if she has any embarrassing personal problems?

 

[Yelkcub]

I call Yelkcub "My Goerring".

As in 'The Good Brother', right (not Reich)?

 

[madzone]

Yeah I reckon there is ways to get them though, or we're gonna wait until the returns get released. Or something. THEY WILL BE MINE!

Yeah, there's bound to be people who can't go and need to get rid

 

[madzone]

How do you know it's not my real name?

(Not really sure where I'm going with this now....)

Yes. I think you need a sit down.

 

[electrogirl]

edit: i replied to the same post twice? weirdo

 

[William of Walworth]

V festival is shit.

Its the worst festival in the world, ripping you off by selling you beer tickets that cant be used the next day, giving you *nothing more* than a series of acts and essentially telling you to go to bed at 11pm for the princely sum of 161 quid.

If you are happy to be treated like that then go and enjoy yourself.

Got as far as the bottom of page one in catching up.

The above is FACT, not snobbery. Snob-callers are just shitstirring, and are (deliberately?) missing the central (factual) point of V being an overcommercialised ripoff.

 

[madzone]

Got as far as the bottom of page one in catching up.

The above is FACT, not snobbery. Snob-callers are just shitstirring, an are missing the central (factual) point of V being an overcommercialised ripoff.

Snob