Urban Election Called!!

[mauvais]

You've given yourself a war-stiffie again, haven't you?

More of a war lob-on, to be fair. I'd need a fortnight's worth of non stop daring tales of derring do and T80 specifications if I were to actually make anything of it. Hence the political career.

 

[Haller]

I'm inclined to nominate Cockney Rebel.

I won a few quid on the 2000 Guineas and I just bought a Steve Harley 3CD box-set.

Seem pretty good reasons to me.

 

[tbaldwin]

durrutti02 to rule by decree. his immigration policies would keep out all p+p johnnycomelatelys. tbaldwin to be vice-chancellor to continue the fight against liberal supremacism (c)

Thanks.

I am not sure about durruti though...Bit wobbly on immigration....But maybe with me as vice chancellor i could keep him in check....

I really think though that i have all the attributes needed for a good strong leader.Imagination.Imagination.Imagination.

Imagine that eh.....

 

[durruti02]

Is this serious?

What will these people do?

I nominate BarkingMad

i'm taking it seriously!

 

[Knotted]

Agreed.

And knotted might give a fuck.

Thanks Becky and VP, but I'm confused. Somebody is going to have to explain to me what's going on. Slowly.

 

[nwnm]

ah bollocks - just get pissed and take lots of anti depresants like me. The worlds a wonderful place. Don't explain anything, there's no time. I'll just agitate with a lop sided grin on my face me. Manifesto - "Get shit faced and spread the revolution. I stand for free drugs rock'n'roll and fucking in the streets"

 

[lights.out.london]

I'd like to bid for the concession rights for this thread. Perhaps under a PFI deal?

Deckchairs, sweet and savoury snacks and pebbles as well as stones and jaggy rocks and bricks for the inevitable stoning of failed candidates.

My concession services are well known in the Knobbing & Sobbing forum; especially on Cpoof threads.

My corporate structure is off-shore, and is senior mezzanine distressed debt, owned by a shady hedge fund.

I thangyew.

[/end freemarket libertarian mode]

 

[fractionMan]

I vote for tobyjug

 

[audiotech]

I'd like to bid for the concession rights for this thread. Perhaps under a PFI deal?

Deckchairs, sweet and savoury snacks and pebbles as well as stones and jaggy rocks and bricks for the inevitable stoning of failed candidates.

My concession services are well known in the Knobbing & Sobbing forum; especially on Cpoof threads.

My corporate structure is off-shore, and is senior mezzanine distressed debt, owned by a shady hedge fund.

I thangyew.

[/end freemarket libertarian mode]

The concession rights are yours for the taking, as long as I get a nice backhander.

ta.

[/end corrupt bureaucrat mode]

 

[nino_savatte]

Someone who can't spell most usernames, by the look of it.

Innit? Once again, my name is spelled "savatte" not "savette".

Besides, I want no part of this exercise in vanity.

 

[lewislewis]

How very London-centric!

 

[ViolentPanda]

Thanks Becky and VP, but I'm confused. Somebody is going to have to explain to me what's going on. Slowly.

To be frank, I'm fucked if I know!

 

[Knotted]

To be frank, I'm fucked if I know!

Phew, that's one of those nice occassions where I'm not the only one confused then.

I've got three nominations and no points to make. HELP!

 

[mauvais]

Vote WAR you hopeless bastards. A vote for me is a vote for senseless slaughter and mindless, pointless, infinitely prolonged violence from which no good can possibly come. And also, just to distract you, complimentary biscuits!

 

[tbaldwin]

Innit? Once again, my name is spelled "savette" not "savatte".

Besides, I want no part of this exercise in vanity.

You manage to keep your distance from any hint of vanity so well, day after day on here.

 

[nino_savatte]

You manage to keep your distance from any hint of vanity so well, day after day on here.

Oh, the shite this man speaks. It's enough to cover a 15 acre field 20 times over.

 

[JoePolitix]

Off with his head!

you first, torres second vote for me. i'll be campaign manager if you like. geri is not about, no. good observational skills there

i actually think swarthy thug, butchersapron, pickmans model and geri should return from exile to take power.

I was right to keep my eye on you Matt - you perfidious little viper you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_dictatorship

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=4142119&postcount=762

http://www.marxists.org/history/int...ents/1872/hague-conference/bakunin-report.htm

 

[brasicritique]

I think Knotted would be a good candidate. A lot better than some you have mentioned.

And there i was counting on your vote becky! oh well off to the electoral college with nino by the looks of things...

 

[brasicritique]

Innit? Once again, my name is spelled "savatte" not "savette".

Besides, I want no part of this exercise in vanity.

Yet again the right dishonourable nino demonstrates the total lack of humour that has been the hallmark his political postings.

I hereby put forward a motion to my fellow right honourable urbanites that the right dishonourable nino be sent to the russ abott school of comedy for a fact finding mission

It has also been drawn to my attention that there are currently rumours circulating these boards that if successful in election the right honourable Violent Panda would impose a strict uniform wearing criteria (cc 1930) for all members who currently post on these boards.

Can this rumour be confirmed or denied?

 

[ViolentPanda]

It has also been drawn to my attention that there are currently rumours circulating these boards that if successful in election the right honourable Violent Panda would impose a strict uniform wearing criteria (cc 1930) for all members who currently post on these boards.

Can this rumour be confirmed or denied?

How many times have I told you not to listen to rumours when you're down the docks selling your ringpiece?

No uniforms, don't like them.

 

[nino_savatte]

Yet again the right dishonourable nino demonstrates the total lack of humour that has been the hallmark his political postings.

I hereby put forward a motion to my fellow right honourable urbanites that the right dishonourable nino be sent to the russ abott school of comedy for a fact finding mission

It has also been drawn to my attention that there are currently rumours circulating these boards that if successful in election the right honourable Violent Panda would impose a strict uniform wearing criteria (cc 1930) for all members who currently post on these boards.

Can this rumour be confirmed or denied?

Another pointless post from Urban's political clown. Shame that you lack the talent to post something truly insightful. Typical shitehawk style.

 

[nino_savatte]

And there i was counting on your vote becky! oh well off to the electoral college with nino by the looks of things...

You go to your own college, fucktard.

 

[nino_savatte]

How many times have I told you not to listen to rumours when you're down the docks selling your ringpiece?

No uniforms, don't like them.

The way brasicattack always adds a pint icon to his post would suggest that he spends a great deal of time pickled. No wonder his posts are so devoid of substance.

 

[The E.A.]

Note please that a poll has been posted for suggested candidates. Alternative suggestions can still be made. The Urban Think Tank inc and the Urban Brains Trust tm have still not made a final decision on how the election will be carried out.

 

[The E.A.]

I'd like to bid for the concession rights for this thread. Perhaps under a PFI deal?

Deckchairs, sweet and savoury snacks and pebbles as well as stones and jaggy rocks and bricks for the inevitable stoning of failed candidates.

My concession services are well known in the Knobbing & Sobbing forum; especially on Cpoof threads.

My corporate structure is off-shore, and is senior mezzanine distressed debt, owned by a shady hedge fund.

I thangyew.

[/end freemarket libertarian mode]

Interesting proposition. Fax us your proposal.

 

[brasicritique]

Three more pointless posts by nino

 

[brasicritique]

How many times have I told you not to listen to rumours when you're down the docks selling your ringpiece? .

You seem to be confusing me with nino who is an ethically immoral socialist whore

No uniforms, don't like them.

Yeah right......

 

[nino_savatte]

Three more pointless posts by nino

Hey, you're the master of the pointless post. Quelle ironie!

 

[brasicritique]

Hey, you're a totally pointless person. Quelle ironie!

 

[nino_savatte]

Hey, you're a totally pointless person. Quelle ironie!

And so devoid is he of originality, he deigns to copy me.

You know something? I don;t think I've ever seen one single post of yours where you actually make a proper contribution. You seem to spend all of your time sniping at me or VP. Pathetic.