Urban Bible Study Group
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onemonkey
winmonkey
"Vanity of vanities"Vixen said:i'll do it!
the only truly 'good and pure' one after all..
Ecclesiastes 1:2by the way as dub pointed out you can read it all here
Ecclesiastes
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/ec/1.html
Revelation
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/rev/1.html
sleaterkinney
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With a southern US accent?MarkMark said:
Vixen said:i'll do it!
really??
is this for real?!
I've just had a look at your links onemonkey - why are we doing this? It still seems really fucking dull - and I haven't read the bible for 13 years. What kind of discussion will we have after reading it? I think it may amount to - "that was wank" and then we'll get pissed which is business as usual I guess.
Is brainy playing a joke on us for trying to get him to read Cloud Atlas?
Is brainy playing a joke on us for trying to get him to read Cloud Atlas?
Kameron
Kamoceratops
Michel U:75
There was the word and the word and the word was Urban75 and the was with urban75 and was shinning forth from Urban75. Long after this had come to pass in the year of our Lord 2004 the word begat Offline and Offline rained among men as the supreme gathering of the many souls of Urban. The following year Offline begat the son of Offline. At the start it was looked upon by the mighty Vic Lambrusco and was deemed poor. He said unto the on lookers "These students don't know how to party" and there was much confusion.
When time came to pass that Son of Offline passed that way again Urban let it be know that the celebrations in regard of the Birth of Acid Priest and ngeru shall be enacted in the spirit of Offline at the place and time of Offline too. And the thought was mighty; the disciples of Michel looked upon this plan and blessed it in great numbers.
And it was then said in that time that the disciples of Urban would descend from this place to that and strike down upon students of that temple with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my son of Offline with a prurient inability to have a good time. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon the E.
There was the word and the word and the word was Urban75 and the was with urban75 and was shinning forth from Urban75. Long after this had come to pass in the year of our Lord 2004 the word begat Offline and Offline rained among men as the supreme gathering of the many souls of Urban. The following year Offline begat the son of Offline. At the start it was looked upon by the mighty Vic Lambrusco and was deemed poor. He said unto the on lookers "These students don't know how to party" and there was much confusion.
When time came to pass that Son of Offline passed that way again Urban let it be know that the celebrations in regard of the Birth of Acid Priest and ngeru shall be enacted in the spirit of Offline at the place and time of Offline too. And the thought was mighty; the disciples of Michel looked upon this plan and blessed it in great numbers.
And it was then said in that time that the disciples of Urban would descend from this place to that and strike down upon students of that temple with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my son of Offline with a prurient inability to have a good time. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon the E.
onemonkey
winmonkey
we are not doing the whole bible just some edited highlights..
according to my sources Ecclesiastes is out of synch with much else in the OT
plus how can you not like finding out that it is the source of all these familiar sayings
"there is nothing new under the sun."
"Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness."
(+ see citydreams post)
and notice how many thumbs up it gets in the skeptics edition
and i've always wondered about the madness of saint John and was hoping that someone could provide me with appropriate explanations of his revelations.
according to my sources Ecclesiastes is out of synch with much else in the OT
plus how can you not like finding out that it is the source of all these familiar sayings
"there is nothing new under the sun."
"Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness."
(+ see citydreams post)
and notice how many thumbs up it gets in the skeptics edition
and i've always wondered about the madness of saint John and was hoping that someone could provide me with appropriate explanations of his revelations.
innit
c'mon, little life giver
Don't read it! Then say it was wank anyway, that's pretty much what Brainaddict did last nightPieEye said:I've just had a look at your links onemonkey - why are we doing this? It still seems really fucking dull - and I haven't read the bible for 13 years. What kind of discussion will we have after reading it? I think it may amount to - "that was wank" and then we'll get pissed which is business as usual I guess.
Is brainy playing a joke on us for trying to get him to read Cloud Atlas?
You would have enjoyed the discussion though I think... it got quite heated, and it went on loooong
EastEnder said:
have a little talk with jesus!!
MysteryGuest
beyond boring and interesting
I think it should be a naked bible study group.
MysteryGuest
beyond boring and interesting
A naked acid kinky sex bible study group, to be precise.
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