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The Heat Two Nominations Are...


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RenegadeDog said:
gentlegreen, sleaterkinney, The Boy

You should feel ashamed of yourselves :mad:

Bon Jovi is cheesy as heck, but there's nothing better than singing along full pelt to "Living on a Prayer" at the student disco.

OK, there is, but it's still a good laugh. Bon Jovi pales into insiginficance compared to Simply Wank or Jamirocunt. :mad:
Shit music aside, Jovi strikes me as a Good Bloke - an angel compared to a smirking petrolhead piece of shit like Jamiriqy or whatever he calls himself.
 
Yeah, but...

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:eek: :D
 
i once sat behind a girl on a bus (true story) and she had a vest top on that revealed a tattoo on her back - some small stars, scattered around the legend "simply red - stars".

yes.
 
Belushi said:
Of course Im interested mate :D

PM me too - you can't have enough dirt about Hucknall.
:D ;)

As unpleasant in the flesh as he appears in photos by all accounts. But in a music context I don't hate Simply Red as much as the other bands. They were an inexplicable success with their interpretation of wet white boy soul, but they're hardly alone in that - blame the daft fuckers who bought the records.

Unlike the Beatles Hucknall and Co haven't left much of a mark on modern music, not left an indelibly cheesy stain. In fact, his own tunes aside, I'll have to salute his releases on Blood and Fire. I'd doff my hat to him for that alone (and then punch that silly emerald out of his teeth for his own mucic)
 
tarannau said:
I'd doff my hat to him for that alone (and then punch that silly emerald out of his teeth for his own mucic)

It's a ruby afaik

And doff your hat? Please! Surely not - a grudging acknowledgement is more than enough :p
 
copliker said:
compared to a smirking petrolhead piece of shit like Jamiriqy or whatever he calls himself.

Why do people hate Jay Kay? I couldn't name a piece of his music if my life depended on it, but I find him, as a person, amusing :o

Kyser, please can I get the dirt on the ginger minger too?? :) Did you send it to trashy??
 
Orang Utan said:
He's instantly annoying with his stupid hat and his fast cars and his arrogance

And his sub Stevie-Wonder 'stuck in one range' vocal impersonations. I mean, he's 20 years too late with his ultra-derivative funk rubbish, and with a shitter voice to boot.

And yet he still sold (millions of records). Cuntbubbles; him and his fans.

:(
 
milesy said:
i once sat behind a girl on a bus (true story) and she had a vest top on that revealed a tattoo on her back - some small stars, scattered around the legend "simply red - stars".

yes.


I've looked into laser surgery, but it's just cheaper to cover it up with a cardi :(
 
It's the rubbishest rumour I've heard about him.
My fave is the one about Martine McCutcheon being sick in his dreads so he had to get a hair cut
 
saucisson said:
I dont think I said that. I was just intrigued, as a newbie I am not so familar with the history or your justification of beatles dislike., its just something I am aware of..its not something I have ever come across before from anyone I know personally that likes music. I will not question it in future, just accept it as fact.

sorry, you took me more seriously than I'd intended :)

i wasn't being horrible, just dumb :)


i guess i have been over it too often to face doing it again, but in short:

the beatles were great innovators, sure, who expanded what it was possible for a pop record to be. But that's it. It's technique, craft. There's no soul. There's not a single song, for example, in the entire Beatles canon that is 1/10th as sexy, exciting or menacing as Paint It Black - to pick just one example. They had no soul, i never hear any feeling in their songs (well, the VERY odd exception).

But by introducing craft and technique they made it possible for any number of vilenesses to follow in their wake - from prog rock to ELO, from Oasis to Cast. Etc etc etfuckingc

I also consider John and Paul to be fuckwitted hypocrites and arseholes, and there hasn't been a decent solo record between the four of them.

And yet, every fucking day they're rammed down our throats as the last word, the dog's bollocks, the very essence of what pop music is supposed to be, while far superior bands don't get the credit.

So for their music, for their influence, for their personalities, for every fucking thing, I just wish Mark Chapman had been more thorough
 
Orang Utan said:
He's instantly annoying with his stupid hat and his fast cars and his arrogance

Hhmm, I'm afraid I'm a bit of a hat and fast car fan, however I don't like arrogance but he does have twinkly eyes.
 
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