Urban 75's Most Hated Band - Heat Two

[milesy]

Nickelback....I depise indie rockers with an overinflated sense of gravitas.

i wouldn't say nickleback were indie rockers just...dull wankers.

but the more people mention them the moe i realise that i do really hate them.

 

[Dubversion]

I have tried to ignore the constant anti-beatles sentiment from mr Dub...but I am intrigued, just what do you and other posters have against them....yes they may be over-rated over indulged, yes john lennon was a tedious junkie ,yes paul can be over twee but surely everyone likes at least one beatles song or can at least appreciate the fact that they produced a range of varied and interesting material.....

'prepares to be flamed by anti-beatles brainwashed fundamentalists'

yes, yes. You're quite right. We established ages ago that I only dislike the Beatles cos it's the cool, contrary thing to do. It's just an affectation, a perverse attempt to appear different.

 

[JTG]

fucking unoriginal dull arse guitar wankery peddled by stupid people for even stupider people with zero imagination.

fuck off you cuntrags

 

[Orang Utan]

Just one Dub, I dare ya

 

[Mation]

That was hard.

I hate the Lighthouse Family most but they're too piffling to bother voting for. Sting is a cunt but an avoidable one - The Police might have got my vote...

They're all shit.

Simply Red, I suppose.

That was hard.

 

[Skim]

Vote Gallagher!

 

[andy2002]

Nickleback, Lighthouse Family, 50 Cent and Jamiroquai are all the spawn of Satan, but Nickleback just nick it as I can't remember a single one of their hideously bland 'songs'.

Oh, and here's my favourite line of music journalism from the past week. It's The Guardian's Alex Petridis on The Good, The Bad & The Queen album. He says: "[Damon] Albarn was once compared unfavourably to Liam Gallagher. These days, that seems a bit like comparing David Bowie to Les Gray of Mud."

It made me laugh, mostly because it's true...

 

[tarannau]

I have tried to ignore the constant anti-beatles sentiment from mr Dub...but I am intrigued, just what do you and other posters have against them....yes they may be over-rated over indulged, yes john lennon was a tedious junkie ,yes paul can be over twee but surely everyone likes at least one beatles song or can at least appreciate the fact that they produced a range of varied and interesting material.....

'prepares to be flamed by anti-beatles brainwashed fundamentalists'

That they're twee, cheesy-sounding monkeys who's influence on modern music has been massively overstated. That Paul McCartney brings disaster to anyone he touches - see Apple records and their roster of less than successful artists, or Stevie Wonder's career after working with Macca on 'Ebony and Ivory'

The Beatles' legacy is cheesy melodies, hype out of control and smug, self-aggrandising and hypocritical (see Bono) pop stars believing that they can save the world through vacuous words. I blame them directly for Keane, G4, Boyzone and the common cold.

 

[The_Reverend_M]

It was a close call between 50 Cent, The Lighthouse Family and Nickelback ... 50 Cent won out though, as his brand of macho posturing bullshit hip-hop makes me MAD!!!!

 

[The_Reverend_M]

Plus 'in da club' is a feckin' awful song!

 

[JTG]

Vote Gallagaher!

there aren't enough posts like this

 

[andy2002]

The Beatles' legacy is cheesy melodies, hype out of control and smug, self-aggrandising and hypocritical (see Bono) pop stars believing that they can save the world through vacuous words. I blame them directly for Keane, G4, Boyzone and the common cold.

I hate the way they've become shorthand for 'British music' in the minds of marketing cunts, tourist bosses, politicians and other utter tossers, like nothing has happened of note since they split up. Apart from punk which is increasingly perceived in exactly the same way...

It isn't The Beatles or their rather overrated music I hate, it's their poisonous legacy...

 

[kyser_soze]

Again, it's a toughie - 'Fiddy' with his retarded, over produced, product placing mumblings; Simply Red for Hucknall and his lame attempts at white soul; Lighthouse Family for making music so ridiculously bland it resembles magnolia paint; Sting for his pretentiousness and ultimate selling-out ness for being Mr Rainforest yet allowing his music to be used in Rover and Jag commericals, and banging on about his 5 day shagging sessions; The Cranberries because, like a smell on my 'fingerrrrrr', they just 'lingerrrrrrrrrrr'; Oasis for being twats from Machester (which is enough)...

Dammit...gonna have to be the mop-tops from Liverpool since without them most of the others wouldn't have happened...well, they would cos I subscribe to the 'If X wasn't there, Y would have done something similar' view of music (popular and classical)...

 

[sojourner]

I blame them directly for Keane, G4, Boyzone and the common cold.

 

[Yossarian]

Tough choice but I voted Hucknall. If Sting was ginger that might have swung it his way.

 

[kyser_soze]

Sting ginger you say?

From 'Dune'

 

[May Kasahara]

I feel ill and must consider where to place my venomous tick.

I'd like to place a venomous tick on most of that roster. But for me, tempting though the prospect of laying my curse upon Fucknall is, there can only be one true contender from the list. For his vile, empty machismo; for his purveyance of the lowest, most abused form of the once-proud art of rhyming, a shambling zombie treading the graves of great artists past; for his recorded output (I can't dignify it with the word 'music'), so utterly devoid of any intelligence, fun or funk; and for the fact that, inexplicably, he has amassed a mountain of cash off the back of this crapulous sludge - ladies and gents, I dot in the direction of 50 Cunt.

 

[High Voltage]

------- but HATED

I can understand people really not liking stuff, but hated

It's only a bit of music FFS

 

[saucisson]

yes, yes. You're quite right. We established ages ago that I only dislike the Beatles cos it's the cool, contrary thing to do. It's just an affectation, a perverse attempt to appear different.

I dont think I said that. I was just intrigued, as a newbie I am not so familar with the history or your justification of beatles dislike., its just something I am aware of..its not something I have ever come across before from anyone I know personally that likes music. I will not question it in future, just accept it as fact.

 

[Belushi]

The creepiest thing about Hucknall are his claims about bedding thousand of women...

 

[Belushi]

I dont think I said that. I was just intrigued, as a newbie I am not so familar with the history or your justification of beatles dislike., its just something I am aware of..its not something I have ever come across before from anyone I know personally that likes music. I will not question it in future, just accept it as fact.

Loads of people dont like the beatles, as Tarranau said above its cheesy crap.

 

[Cloo]

Lighthouse family just clinch it for me by virtue of not actually producing anything recognisable as music.

 

[saucisson]

Loads of people dont like the beatles, as Tarranau said above its cheesy crap.

I must have lead a very sheltered life....

 

[milesy]

------- but HATED

I can understand people really not liking stuff, but hated

It's only a bit of music FFS

if you really feel that way then i guess that this isn't the thread for you

 

[kyser_soze]

The creepiest thing about Hucknall are his claims about bedding thousand of women...

Hmmm, if you're interested I could PM you something of iffy confidentiality about that...

 

[The_Reverend_M]

I'd like to place a venomous tick on most of that roster. But for me, tempting though the prospect of laying my curse upon Fucknall is, there can only be one true contender from the list. For his vile, empty machismo; for his purveyance of the lowest, most abused form of the once-proud art of rhyming, a shambling zombie treading the graves of great artists past; for his recorded output (I can't dignify it with the word 'music'), so utterly devoid of any intelligence, fun or funk; and for the fact that, inexplicably, he has amassed a mountain of cash off the back of this crapulous sludge - ladies and gents, I dot in the direction of 50 Cunt.

*claps vigoursly*

 

[The_Reverend_M]

The creepiest thing about Hucknall are his claims about bedding thousand of women...

Best not think about the kind of woman that would sleep with him

 

[trashpony]

I hate Mock Fucknall more than possibly anyone else in music so I had to, in all conscience, vote for him.

I was unfortunately in my early 20s when Picture Book was released and it was played over and over and over.

Fucking fuck off

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

gentlegreen, sleaterkinney, The Boy

You should feel ashamed of yourselves

Bon Jovi is cheesy as heck, but there's nothing better than singing along full pelt to "Living on a Prayer" at the student disco.

OK, there is, but it's still a good laugh. Bon Jovi pales into insiginficance compared to Simply Wank or Jamirocunt.

 

[Juice Terry]

Tough call but ultimately my hatred for the monobrowed pair of fucktards from Burnage wins out. Tossers.