Urban 75 - The Movie

[Pete the Greek]

can I have a part where I'm playing a fruit machine and some lad is standing to my left trying to get a 'sample' for a top crime overlord. And I'm like, "I need a sample", and he's like, "no can do," and I retort with, "what's that, a place near Katmandu, meet me half way mate."

yeah.

 

[Dhimmi]

English version directed by Mike Leigh little happens but it becomes cult success leading to three interesting new members to the boards.

US version directed by Tarrantino, has nothing to do with U75 featuring gun toting drug snorting terrorists bent on planting radio active kittens across the free world. Massive box office hit, leads to thousands of septics flooding the boards with rewritten slogans; "Don't lend Dabs a Dollar", "Oreo?", and "bing, bang, bomb."

Editor played by Gary Oldman in Leigh's and Johnny Depp in Tarrantino's.

Dubversion gets oscar for best soundtrack and starts his twenty four minute acceptance speech thus "Well when they commissioned a ska soundtrack I knew what they really meant was Lovers Rock and Reggae because the bands they mentioned weren't actually ska except for Desmond Dekker and Laurel Aitken, a common misconception amongst amateur listeners which I was only too happy to point out...."

 

[machine cat]

It should revolve around a few characters and all the exciting/frustrating things that happen in their lives and the only way they can release their tensions are through the boards.

However, any film about Urban obviously needs an elephant/bear mutant hybrid but I wouldn't know how to write one into the plot.

 

[jodal]

English version directed by Mike Leigh little happens but it becomes cult success leading to three interesting new members to the boards.

US version directed by Tarrantino, has nothing to do with U75 featuring gun toting drug snorting terrorists bent on planting radio active kittens across the free world. Massive box office hit, leads to thousands of septics flooding the boards with rewritten slogans; "Don't lend Dabs a Dollar", "Oreo?", and "bing, bang, bomb."

Editor played by Gary Oldman in Leigh's and Johnny Depp in Tarrantino's.

Dubversion gets oscar for best soundtrack and starts his twenty four minute acceptance speech thus "Well when they commissioned a ska soundtrack I knew what they really meant was Lovers Rock and Reggae because the bands they mentioned weren't actually ska except for Desmond Dekker and Laurel Aitken, a common misconception amongst amateur listeners which I was only too happy to point out...."

PMSL