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Look... spill the beens now or...... or...... just tell us ffs.

Edit to add: or maybe use it as a half time rowsing team talk one day
 
Yes, the Sunday standard isn't very good, mainly because amongst the one or two decent players, there are a lot of people playing to have a run around - or because they are not good enough for competitive football.

My best man (who plays) used to be the worst player I'd ever played with, for example, though last time I played with him he'd got much better. His girlfriend also plays sometimes.

There are, though, one or two good players who I've asked to join my football team (it never really works unless you know them well).

:)
 
1798 said:
Look... spill the beens now or...... or...... just tell us ffs.

Edit to add: or maybe use it as a half time rowsing team talk one day

calm down calm down - this is not the drugs forum! ;)

Works football tourno - pre tourno was usual state - like Gazza before the 1991 cup final....too tense.

Started in defence - was marking some tricky Italian forward - he was ok - I thought get a decent tackle in there - see if he fancies it - won the ball - he started grabbing my shirt etc - so I put my arm out - accidently hit him with arm in his neck - the geezer carries on like he's at deaths door....
The ref buys it and gives a free kick - they score...I pushed up further up field had a chance - goal bound shot - some bloke puts his arm up - penalty and red card - ref does fuck all - I kick off at the ref. He gives a corner - I go up to the keeper and stand on his toes etc - the ref gives fuck all - the keeper goes balistic - relahni exits the scene.

Relahni then decides a pint might be a good idea - then realises that it wasn't so volunteers to be manager for a game - gives the lads tactics - comes on for the last five mins - we beat the team 1-0! Hoorah!

Then they decide to put me up front for the final game - I'm pissed by then but still fancy it. I make a great run :o A threaded pass and it's only the keeper to beat - I look up and the keeper is sprinting to fuck towards me - I see the gap and want to wallop the ball into it - lots of back lift - bang - hit the ball - whoops - it's all wrong - a skewed tee shot - keeper clatters into me at speed - studs first.....

fortunately, my embarrasement of kicking the ball into the next field narrowly missing a cow is replaced with genuine concern for my leg.

later in the game - I beat this defender - cross the ball and we score -

I then beat the same defender - get fouled - I kick off - we score.

I again beat the defender easily - he gets fucked off and kicks my thigh - I fall on the floor - get off and kick off moodily......

My work mates are seeing a new side to me etc.....

I decide getting heavily pissed is the only way to erase this day and did pretty well at that!

But the moral of the day is chill man - you can't play football too tense!
 
:D :D

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gaijingirl said:
Was that Kublai? My boyfriend... he's still playing footy a lot. He had to give up for a little while cos he got a calceneal spur... but he'd deffo be up for more I reckon...

Yeah, think so. What's a calceneal spur? Sounds nasty.
 
Relahni said:
Yeah, think so. What's a calceneal spur? Sounds nasty.

I'm not really sure.. but apparently some famous footballer had one once... so he feels like quite a hero... basically it means he can't walk properly on it after playing!!!

He's getting it treated at the moment and gave up footy for a while but was getting utterly miserable not being able to play.. he still plays on Weds nights in Ferndale and I know he'd be up for more at the weekend or an U75 team if there's one happening...
 
Yeah, I'd be well up for it, I'm playing most sundays bar the odd Adrian Mutu sesh. We have good games most sundays, some really good players there.
Weekday evenings would be good for me, weekends are busy enough as it is.

Yes, the Sunday standard isn't very good, mainly because amongst the one or two decent players, there are a lot of people playing to have a run around - or because they are not good enough for competitive football.
*somone loses the point*
 
ChrisFilter said:
right, well, I'm a midfielder.. NOT a striker.. can play right or left, inside or out..

agreed. Kublai up front.

I think LD should be left mid - not defence also.

Flims central midfield....

No-one plays out of position.
 
I'm going to take this more seriously this time and be more responsible. No spliffs and lines of K between matchs. :o
 
I promise to turn up on time.

I would like to continue as tonio el goalio - of course I'll prove myself at the highest level. As opposed to getting high and playing at the lowest level.
 
that's the spirit!

I reck formation 1-2 -2-1

Out of the players on here.

I reck - Tony - Me - Sleat - Flims - LD - CF - Kublai

Remember we still have players to come - BH Ringo etc...
 
chegrimandi said:
count me in. I'm keen - not overly fit or skilful but I can run around a bit. :)


Wierd. I always assumed you were a lady. In fact I thought you were Relahni's g/f...seriously... :o
 
Relahni said:
that's the spirit!

I reck formation 1-2 -2-1

Out of the players on here.

I reck - Tony - Me - Sleat - Flims - LD - CF - Kublai

Remember we still have players to come - BH Ringo etc...

Who is Kublai?

It worked much better with me in midfield. Ringo can play up front.
 
I'll take corners and free-kicks..

jesus, how big will this thread be by july if it's started already :D

can we make it a sticky?
 
Relahni said:
I reck formation 1-2 -2-1

Out of the players on here.

I reck - Tony - Me - Sleat - Flims - LD - CF - Kublai

Remember we still have players to come - BH Ringo etc...
I reckon the reverse christmas tree. ;)

1798
Relahni - Me - Oic?
CF/Kublai - Flims - LD/BH

with breaks from midfield.
 
There is no doubt that you have to play one up front if the pitches are the size of last year. There's no particular width to speak of, and so it's gotta be a narrow formation. Playing 3 across the pitch in any position is too many.

I'd suggest a sweeper. Two centre backs. Two in midfield and someone up front who can hold the ball up. If there is someone quick and nippy, I think they should play in midfield.

Who is going to pick the team though? When that's decided, organising training and so on can happen easier. It'll be ad hoc otherwise.
 
flimsier said:
Free-kicks? We won't get one, but I swear we had this argument before...! :mad:

;)

indeed we did, but you're too good with your head to take free kicks.

flattery will get you everywhere ;)
 
flimsier said:
There is no doubt that you have to play one up front if the pitches are the size of last year. There's no particular width to speak of, and so it's gotta be a narrow formation. Playing 3 across the pitch in any position is too many.

I'd suggest a sweeper. Two centre backs. Two in midfield and someone up front who can hold the ball up. If there is someone quick and nippy, I think they should play in midfield.

Naw, we had one up front to hold up the ball last time and it just didn't work, we got thrashed in midfield.
 
sleaterkinney said:
Naw, we had one up front to hold up the ball last time and it just didn't work, we got thrashed in midfield.

There was nothing wrong with our system. We just weren't as good as the other teams.

Your formation suggests no midfield, and two banks of three, but that makes no sense because the pitch is long and narrow.
 
ChrisFilter said:
indeed we did, but you're too good with your head to take free kicks.

flattery will get you everywhere ;)

I score the majority of my goals from free kicks - but I don't take them if they're not in scoring distance (which with those goals they are possibly not).
 
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