under 35's useless

[milesy]

no

 

[sojourner]

That's rather unfair, given that you know almost nothing about her.

She married you

That's all I need to know!

 

[Dubversion]

No no, they're great at name calling and swearing

well i'm well over 35 and i can call you a cunt very easily

 

[Dubversion]

She married you

That's all I need to know!

sad but true.

 

[ramjamclub]

well i'm well over 35 and i can call you a cunt very easily

bet you can't tie your shoelaces without swearing

 

[untethered]

She married you

That's all I need to know!

Well I'm pleased to be able to report that we're both very happy together.

The lights are fixed now, too.

 

[Dubversion]

bet you can't tie your shoelaces without swearing

i'm sure I'd manage perfectly well.

Unless I was confronted by you blathering on while I was doing it, that would be a different matter

 

[milesy]

bet you can't tie your shoelaces without swearing

he has velcro

 

[Dubversion]

he has velcro

velcro?

what a rip-off

 

[Chairman Meow]

Has anyone said, 'I'm over 35 and know where to put an apostrophe' yet?

 

[ramjamclub]

velcro?

what a rip-off

For crying out aloud, don't spoil your image by being jocular

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Damn it i'm only 34. No wonder I can only switch a telly on (and I need supervision for that)

 

[yardbird]

Has anyone said, 'I'm over 35 and know where to put an apostrophe' yet?

I have carefully avoided mentioning this - and I can fit and light a gas mantle

 

[ramjamclub]

I have carefully avoided mentioning this - and I can fit and light a gas mantle

New fangled stuff, what ever happened to oil laterns

 

[Throbbing Angel]

how many milseys

i've actually got a box full of light bulbs that i'm taking home with me this evening, and i shall spend the evening (well, a tiny part of it) changing lightbulbs.

i shall let you all know how it goes.

can't wait any update as yet? step ladder or dining chair?

 

[ramjamclub]

old thread but it's applicable http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=6462907&postcount=14

 

[sojourner]

I can fit and light a gas mantle

Show off


















What the friggety fuck is a gas mantle?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Is this the thread where the socially inadequate blame the younger generation for their sorrowful mess?

I eagerly await the day I'm old enough to do so

 

[sojourner]

I eagerly await the day I'm old enough to do so

Yeh, you say that NOW

Wait til you've got bushy nostrils and ears, and you clean your teeth by putting them in a glass at the side of the bed

 

[Dirty Martini]

Excellent thread. I reckon an under-35 would know the proper forum to put it in though.

 

[sojourner]

I reckon an under-35 would know the proper forum to put it in though.

nearly spat wine out then

 

[Dubversion]

old thread but it's applicable http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=6462907&postcount=14

how is it applicable?

 

[chymaera]

a very large amount of under 35 year olds can't even wipe their own arses or speak coherently.

Especially on a Friday and Saturday night.

 

[sojourner]

Especially on a Friday and Saturday night.

Now where's that 'tobyjug fact' stamp when you need it?

 

[JTG]

Now where's that 'tobyjug fact' stamp when you need it?

dunno but you don't need it. he was clearly doing something I believe the old folk refer to as 'having a laugh'

 

[chymaera]

dunno but you don't need it. he was clearly doing something I believe the old folk refer to as 'having a laugh'

Quite, I can't help it if some people like being fucking nasty just for the sake of it.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

If you are under 35 have no fear. On your 35th birthday you will receive from the government a booklet telling you how to do all the things you can't do at the moment. I am over 35 and couldn't do a thing until I got my government booklet.

I still haven't got the hang of darning wool yet though because the diagram goes across the middle of the centre page and is partly hidden under the staples. I must persevere with this because I have a hole in my bathing costume, in the elbow.

 

[sojourner]

Quite, I can't help it if some people like being fucking nasty just for the sake of it.

Ooo you SWORE

 

[chymaera]

Ooo you SWORE

After the shit I am having to put up with and the moderators all fast asleep what do you fucking expect. The number of threads being derailed because of wankers talking a pop at me must be starting to piss a lot of people off.

 

[Dubversion]

yeh, poor tobes