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[A380]

Why do people think this site is a hotbed of CBRNe / NBC experts?

Is there something we should be told?

 

[LDC]

Randomly spotted this. I know a couple of people that work for the OPCW. Give me a PM if you want to chat.

 

[kebabking]

hi,i am taking a written test for the position of inspector p3, but with absolutely no idea, any help??

Yes.

Shoot yourself for applying for a job you have no fucking idea how to carry out, and then spamming anarchist (ha!) forums with fucking moronic questions.

Cunt.

 

[abdalla]

Yes.

Shoot yourself for applying for a job you have no fucking idea how to carry out, and then spamming anarchist (ha!) forums with fucking moronic questions.

Cunt.

Thanks for ur polite reply.
What i meant by my question is to identify any polite members who prevuiosly came accross such a case and had an idea about the scope of the coming written test.
Just Fyi that OPCW has a very well qualified recruitment panel that carefully screens applicants and then selects the smarter to take je the test.

Curb the arrogance!!!

 

[A380]

Why have we got the reputation of being CBRNe experts on here? I’ve asked this before.

( Is it because the ‘secret’ forums are still visible to search engines...)

 

[8ball]

Why have we got the reputation of being CBRNe experts on here? I’ve asked this before.

( Is it because the ‘secret’ forums are still visible to search engines...)

There are no secret forums! Shut up shut up shut up!

 

[Shechemite]

Have we stolen the bomb stuff yet or what?

 

[kebabking]

Have we stolen the bomb stuff yet or what?

Yet?

We've been using it for years - look up, Chemtrails!

 

[A380]

Yet?

We've been using it for years - look up, Chemtrails!

Hang on, I though we were the ones who put ‘fluoride’ in the water?

 

[kebabking]

Hang on, I though we were the ones who put ‘fluoride’ in the water?

We are - only a fool puts all their stinky eggs in one basket. We did that 'vitamins are good for you' thing as well...

 

[samjones81]

Has anyone taken the written test for OPCW inspector position any tips will be appreciated

 

[samjones81]

I am taking it next week

 

[kebabking]

I am taking it next week

Cool. Take a day between now and then to read a book on punctuation.

 

[A380]

Has anyone taken the written test for OPCW inspector position any tips will be appreciated

Yes:

A is for anthrax
B is for binary chemical weapon
C is for cyanide
D is for don’t take your resi off for fucks sake.


If you pass the written then a hint for the practical is cut the red wire,



or was it the green one?

 

[Fokka]

I cut the yellow one.

Hello then, any news from the outborders?

 

[kebabking]

I cut the yellow one.

Hello then, any news from the outborders?

Yes, it was much sunnier yesterday than was forecast. It clouded over more in the afternoon and there was a decent breeze and resultant wind-chill at 500m, but it was a far better day than we'd been lead to be believe it was going to be. I could see some short, localised snow showers over near Radnor, but that was broadly it.

 

[Fokka]

Then forget the visual flight. Don’t take off!

 

[scifisam]

I am far too amused by the idea that half of urban apparently works for an obscure chemical weapons quango We had a good laugh about it at Hudson's last night, I can tell you!

 

[kebabking]

I am far too amused by the idea that half of urban apparently works for an obscure chemical weapons quango We had a good laugh about it at Hudson's last night, I can tell you!

What's more amusing/horrifying is that the OPCW apparently recruits from a pool of people with no understanding of what it does, the importance of forensic detail, and the ability to read and write.

 

[spitfire]

What's more amusing/horrifying is that the OPCW apparently recruits from a pool of people with no understanding of what it does, the importance of forensic detail, and the ability to read and write.

Ware do I aply?

 

[Fokka]

The last recruit finished?

 

[Marius_mule]

Hey y'all. First I'd like to apologize if I'm disturbing a long dead thread. It's just that there's so little info on the recruitment process out there and i stumbled upon this thread.
My question is how long does it take for job tests to be reviewed? Do they inform you if you haven't made it to the interview phase or they wait until the whole recruitment process is over?
I'm asking because i took a test in the beginning of July. I Contacted OPCW after a month and a half and was told that the test is still under review and is taking long due to a temporary lack of manpower. I hate to contact them again for fear that it might give a bad impression. But i also hate waiting in vain if you know what i mean.
Ah the position i applied for is translator.

 

[Edie]

Recruitment standards at OPCW have really dropped.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes:

A is for anthrax
B is for binary chemical weapon
C is for cyanide
D is for don’t take your resi off for fucks sake.


If you pass the written then a hint for the practical is cut the red wire,



or was it the green one?

A is for anthrax, a nasty disease
B is for binary chemical weapons, that make you weak in the knees
C is for cyanide, a poison of choice
And D is for dynamite, which makes a big noise

 

[A380]

Hey y'all. First I'd like to apologize if I'm disturbing a long dead thread. It's just that there's so little info on the recruitment process out there and i stumbled upon this thread.
My question is how long does it take for job tests to be reviewed? Do they inform you if you haven't made it to the interview phase or they wait until the whole recruitment process is over?
I'm asking because i took a test in the beginning of July. I Contacted OPCW after a month and a half and was told that the test is still under review and is taking long due to a temporary lack of manpower. I hate to contact them again for fear that it might give a bad impression. But i also hate waiting in vain if you know what i mean.
Ah the position i applied for is translator.

Don’t worry the vetting process is very thorough these days. If it’s like when most of us on here went through it you are probably in the ‘lifestyle surveillance’ section. You have probably noticed that for random six hour periods each day you have had an eight person team behind you. Show you are keen; wear a gas tight suit with BA when you go to the shops and a resi at home. Your old S10 will be fine, you don’t need the newer one as it’s the thought that counts. Once through that the final selection process normally starts with cooking up a binary agent with household items so you might want to hit the Internet refreshing yourself on those. Ignore those posters who tell you you need to take your own polonium, they will supply that.

Good luck, hopefully you’ll be a regular on this forum, probably the largest forum for Chemical Weapons Inspectors in the world, now Club Penguin has closed.

 

[Marius_mule]

I'm actually taking

Don’t worry the vetting process is very thorough theses days. If it’s like when most of us on here went through it you are probably in the ‘lifestyle surveillance’ section. You have probably noticed that for random six hour periods each day you have had an eight person team behind you. Show you are keen wear a gas tight suit with BA when you go to the shops and a resi at home. An S10 will be fine, you don’t need the newer one as it’s the thought that counts. Once through that the final selection process normally starts with cooking up a binary agent with household items so you might want to hit the Internet refreshing your self on those. Ignore those posters who tell you you need to take your own polonium, they will supply that.

Good luck, hopefully you’ll be a regular on this forum, probably the largest forum for Chemical Weapons Inspectors now Club Penguin has closed.

 

[Marius_mule]

I'm actually taking a liking to this forum and the debates that take place "within its walls". So yeah i intend to be a regular
Joking aside, are you serious about this lifestyle thing? Because i heard they even check your soc media accounts!
Oh, and I'm a mere humble translator so won't need them fancy HAZMAT suits

 

[A380]

I'm actually taking a liking to this forum and the debates that take place "within its walls". So yeah i intend to be a regular
Joking aside, are you serious about this lifestyle thing? Because i heard they even check your soc media accounts!
Oh, and I'm a mere humble translator so won't need them fancy HAZMAT suits

No. I’m not serious about that.

This is a great forum but it’s the absolute last place on Earth you should look for advice on becoming a UN weapons inspector.

Have a look at the open source stuff from your country’s CBRN centres.

 

[Marius_mule]

No. I’m not serious about that.

This is a great forum but it’s the absolute last place on Earth you should look for advice on becoming a UN weapons inspector.

Have a look at the open source stuff from your country’s CBRN centres.

There are hardly any resources out there. I checked. I could email them again but i really hate doing that.
Anyway, thanks for the advice!

 

[A380]

There are hardly any resources out there. I checked. I could email them again but i really hate doing that.
Anyway, thanks for the advice!

Look at open source material for nuclear weapons. Chemical and bio agents and more ‘normal’ hazmat stuff. Both the materials and mitigation’s. Make sure you have the vocabulary in both English and your work language (s).

Know about the history or both the weapons and non-proliferation. Know where the current threats are.

Wikipedia will get you 80-90% there for all the English language stuff.

Don’t forget it’s a job interview, a lot will be about your general skills as as a translator based on wherever you have done that.

I am not a UN Weapons inspector.