TV Coverage: BBC vs ITV

[pastieburt]

ITV because they don't employ that fucking cunt Mark Lawrenson. I honestly can't watch football when he is commentating.

Leave Lawro alone, nothing wrong with Lawro he is a legend.

 

[Onket]

Leave Lawro alone, nothing wrong with Lawro he is a legend.

The bloke is a fucking bellend.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Leave Lawro alone, nothing wrong with Lawro he is a legend.

The bloke is a fucking bellend.

I think Onket has found the flaw in your argument perfectly, tbh.

 

[pastieburt]

The bloke is a fucking bellend.

Well you don't know a lot about football commentary and punditry if you think that.

 

[Onket]

What a bizarre comment.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Well you don't know a lot about football commentary and punditry if you think that.

Explain why he's wrong then.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Oops weird double post thing.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Explain why he's wrong then.

Please, i'm all ears.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

What a bizarre comment.

Pastieburt has a pHd in football punditry you know. You're going to feel dead silly when he tells you why you're wrong.

 

[pastieburt]

Lawro his the god of pundits, anyone with half a brain can see that.

 

[Onket]

Lawro his the god of pundits, anyone with half a brain can see that.

Absolutely flawless reasoning. I'm convinced.

 

[Phenotypic Dai]

I think Pleat out tools him.

"I've seen some players with very big feet... and some with very small feet."

"I was inbred into the game by my father."

"Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose."

Linky

 

[pastieburt]

I agree Pleat doesn't know nothing about the game.

 

[Phenotypic Dai]

I agree Pleat doesn't know nothing about the game.

So does he know something or doesn't he?

 

[Onket]

At least Pleat once ran onto the playing surface in an amusing manner.

The best thing Lawrenson ever did was shave off his 'tach.

 

[pastieburt]

At least Pleat once ran onto the playing surface in an amusing manner.

The best thing Lawrenson ever did was shave off his 'tach.

Lawro hater.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Lawro hater.

Everyone is except you and the BBC.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Everyone is except you and the BBC.

That is true.

But BBC wins cause they have Shearer, ITV loses cause they have Allardyce. Simple really.

 

[pastieburt]

You disgust me you Lawro haters. You should give the man the respect he deserves for all his hard work.

 

[Onket]

Please give us your reason ffs.

 

[pastieburt]

Lawro is witty funny and always has his eye on the game. he is the best pundit around. I bet none of you could name a better one.

 

[Phenotypic Dai]

Lawro is witty funny and always has his eye on the game. he is the best pundit around. I bet none of you could name a better one.

Marcotti.

 

[Onket]

Lawro is witty funny and always has his eye on the game. he is the best pundit around. I bet none of you could name a better one.

See post #23, you cretin.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Lawro is witty funny and always has his eye on the game. he is the best pundit around. I bet none of you could name a better one.

Alan Shearer.

 

[kained&able]

andy grey, martin tyler, robbie early, allan smith umm anyone else other that prick who used to do channel 5 commentory.(ready steady teedy sheringham and such bollocks)

easy



dave

 

[pastieburt]

Lawro taught adrian chiles all he knows so i don't know how you can call me a cretin.

 

[Onket]

Lawro taught adrian chiles all he knows so i don't know how you can call me a cretin.

Deary me.

 

[mwgdrwg]

ITV:

"This is like a boxing match...Ronaldo...fighters slugging it out...Manchester United...exchanging punches...Manchester United....sucker punches....Ronaldo...weary exchanges...Manchester United....sparring....Ronaldo...would've won on a points decision...Ronaldo...reeling from a body blow, like two tired boxers in the boxing ring...Manchester United...below the belt...world heavyweight title...."




listen out for the boxing thing....

 

[Balbi]

Lawro is witty funny and always has his eye on the game. he is the best pundit around. I bet none of you could name a better one.

James Richardson
Leonardo
Marcel Desailly (and his pronunciation of doubts as 'doooots')
Jimmy Hill and his angle of intent

 

[pastieburt]

Maybe Jimmy is better than Lawro, apart from that no one comes close.