Tulse Hill news, chitter chatter and gossip

Discussion in 'Brixton' started by Nanker Phelge, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    Got it for free
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  2. nick

    nick Pleomorphic Adenomas R us


    You don't ask, you don't get.

    If I pop in there this weekend and have to stand, I will be slightly vexed
  3. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    So it's not closing? Oh my!
  4. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

  5. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    Not confirmed.
  6. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    Wouldn't put your face too near that stool Nanker Phelge, dunno where it's been.
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  7. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    What's with the Dominos sign post guy that's been lurking about outside the white hart? Poor bugger. Not a nice job.
  8. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    Up my arse...

    Maybe yours...

    Certainly others....

    I've sniffed it for familiars...
  9. gaijingirl

    gaijingirl Well-Known Member

    IKR! I saw him changing into his costume on the street yesterday. He's been there all week. He spent a long time waving at my fascinated 5 year old the other day. Imagine having to stand there all day long in that suit. Shit job.
  10. Smick

    Smick Strictly Second Class

    He was outside West Norwood station when I went to work at 8 and again when I was coming home at 6. Dressed as Spiderman.
  11. Lizzy Mac

    Lizzy Mac Well-Known Member

    There were a gang of them outside East Dulwich Dominos the other day. They all looked very unhappy.
  12. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    I got to use the brand new self-service checkouts at the Co-op this morning. Nothing to report other than they work, but at present they only seem to accept cards- no cash.

    For those interested in such things, the machines are the same type as those found at Lidl, which make that highly enjoyable beeping noise whenever one puts something in the bagging area after scanning it.
  13. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    People. Cashiers. People.

    Fucking machine shit.
  14. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    I agree with the sentiment and prefer to used manned tills, but my principles start to crumble at the ">3 people in front of me + just one cashier on duty" threshold.
  15. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    You are letting them win.



    The queue busters will come
  16. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    The machines are crap. I refuse to use them now. More bad queuing in there too...
  17. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    Fitting final night for White Hart.

    Bar brawl and cops.

    I wasn't there....nothing to do with me...
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  18. Cartoon Man

    Cartoon Man Well-Known Member

    Me and Mrs Cartoon are finally moving, to a small place of our own not far from where we live now. As there's stuff here we won't be able to keep, I'll be offering things here that folks can have for free. So, if anyone would like a large hamster-cage - 2.5 ft x 1.5ft x 1ft, perfectly clean, one careful owner, let me know. You can collect it from our place, it'll fit on the back seat of a car, or it's a light but awkward carry. Suitable for rats, gerbils or goblins too. cage.jpg
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  19. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    Gremlins too?
  20. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Just how long does it take for a utility company in this country to replace a short section of pipe?
  21. Fingers

    Fingers From Tuscany SE22

    Was this a photo taken after Freddie Starr called round?
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  22. Does our friend with the piercings still work in coop? I hope he hasn't replaced by a machine? :mad:
  23. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    Clarke? Yeah.
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  24. Give him my hello next time you go in
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  25. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    We've just lost our water supply. Anyone else?
  26. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    Nope. There was a burst main in HH earlier. Wonder if that's got something to do with it. Or maybe it was caused by the power of the eclipse.
  27. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Thames Water's website is reporting a burst main in the area so I'm sure it's that. Water has just come back a bit in bursts so might not need to go out and buy a big bottle for the night with any luck.
  28. Maharani

    Maharani Just like Heaven

    News just in (put it here cos I can't see a WD thread):
    Tsken from WN FB.

    Hi everyone, not a great post to have to share but just so everyone is aware and can stay vigilant:

    At about 08:20am this morning an attempted mugging and assault took place at the beginning of the alley that runs alongside West Dulwich station (next to Acacia Grove)

    The assailant was a man (18-25) dressed in a red hooded jacket and wearing a gas mask and they escaped (empty handed) down Acacia Grove.

    Obviously please contact the police if you witnessed anything or know of any residents with CCTV on Acacia Grove.

    Most importantly, please keep your wits about you and stay safe! Hopefully this is just a very isolated incident in our otherwise fantastic community.



    Gas mask...odd.
  29. gaijingirl

    gaijingirl Well-Known Member

    Burst water main on junction of Norwood Road and Deronda Road. No water supply to some places as a result.
  30. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Monkey Boy

    It was NOT me.

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