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[brixtongirl78]

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[DotCommunist]

Oi brixtonvilla, bite me.

I actually used to work for Sainsburys in Brixton, in fact I helped open the store. But after spending twelve years in a company where your closest freinds bite you in the back, that company deserves gets everything it gets. There is more politics in that company than in parliment. You can only progress in that company if you are a freemason or a jew. I'm not racist but thats fact.

thread goes epic in t-minus...

 

[Maggot]

Oi brixtonvilla, bite me.

I actually used to work for Sainsburys in Brixton, in fact I helped open the store. But after spending twelve years in a company where your closest freinds bite you in the back, that company deserves everything it gets. There is more politics in that company than in parliment. You can only progress in that company if you are a freemason or a jew. I'm not racist but thats fact.

If this is true, then surely reporting it to the Equal Opportunities Commission would make more sense than shoplifting.

 

[brixtongirl78]

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[Maggot]

Based on what evidence? Freemasons are a secret society

How do you know they're Freemasons?

 

[tufty79]

Based on what evidence? Freemasons are a secret society

are jewishes too?

 

[Pip]

Good thread

 

[brixtonvilla]

Oi brixtonvilla, bite me.

I actually used to work for Sainsburys in Brixton, in fact I helped open the store. But after spending twelve years in a company where your closest freinds bite you in the back, that company deserves everything it gets. There is more politics in that company than in parliment. You can only progress in that company if you are a freemason or a jew. I'm not racist but thats fact.

Shit troll. Sorry, I'm not biting.

 

[brixtongirl78]

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[gentlegreen]

thread goes epic in t-minus...

you said it !



Is this the Old Urban I missed by joining late. ?

 

[twistedAM]

What's with the stealing shaving gear? That's why some stores have cameras in that section specifically, and they RDIF tag the products.

Why is stealing shaving gear so attractive? I just don't get it.

Oh, and when I had a part time job at a petrol station years ago, the coffee ended up kept behind the counter, because the shoplifters used to nick it.

4 Gillette Fusion blades for £10; you save a whole fiver by buying eight though.
Cheap razors just cut most people up, including jews and freemasons

 

[DotCommunist]

4 Gillette Fusion blades for £10; you save a whole fiver by buying eight though.
Cheap razors just cut most people up, including jews and freemasons

bullshit, soap and a double bladed no-name disposable are perfectly good

 

[twistedAM]

bullshit, soap and a double bladed no-name disposable are perfectly good

i've got skin not hide

 

[DotCommunist]

i've got skin not hide

you've bought the lie in all it's quintuple bladed vibrating and lotion dispensing glory.

 

[snadge]

bullshit, soap and a double bladed no-name disposable are perfectly good

suppose they are if you wear toilet roll soaked in blood on your face as a fashion accessory.

Or a 15 yr old with bumfluff.

 

[gentlegreen]

you've bought the lie in all it's quintuple bladed vibrating and lotion dispensing glory.

The vibrating bit is bollocks, but 4 blade razors are super smooth.

Amazing to think back to being 16 and using a single blade safety razor.

 

[twistedAM]

you've bought the lie in all it's quintuple bladed vibrating and lotion dispensing glory.

No, I just never seem to be able to find any of the old school blades. The Gilllette doubles were fine but now all I can find is mach 3 and you have to be careful there as they have something like a Mach 3 and a Mach 3 plus or something like that and the blades don't fit the respective razors. Believe me, I'd be happy with a Bic disposable if it didn't slash me.

Anyway, I;m down to my last Fusion blade, off to sainsburys

 

[DotCommunist]

suppose they are if you wear toilet roll soaked in blood on your face as a fashion accessory.

Or a 15 yr old with bumfluff.

some of us grow hair and not facial briars that would better seek the attentions of Mr. Titchmarsh than Mr. Wilkinson *sinffs*

 

[trashpony]

CEO Justin King is jewish and from what we heard from head office he hires his own people. He is also a freemason, where I worked he hired a team of freemasons to head up convenience. My ex area manager, two of his store managers, area managers boss where all known to be freemasons. A couple did admit it but you can't build a case on that. You do hear many of the same stories through word of mouth from many managers. But no one will openly talk about it, but yet everyone is aware of it.
One freemason store manager who was not performing was made to resign as store manager of herne hill, then came back within three months to a pay rise and a motor cycle as a gift.

His own people?!

Jesus wept. But he was Jewish too so is probably part of your conspiracy theory. Have you ever considered that you didn't get on in the company because you're a bit thick?

 

[brixtongirl78]

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[tarannau]

Er, you're the one who mentioned the Jewish thing you fruitloop bigot.


With lovely views and logic like yours I wonder why they didn't keep you on.

 

[trashpony]

Actually I made that store record sales, more than any manager thats worked there in the last eight years so maybe its you thats thick.

Forget the Jewish part, thats what most people on the net talk about. But the freemason thing is a fact

Forget it? But it was a central tenet of your argument. So that isn't true then but the freemasons thing is?

This entire thread is made of fail

 

[brixtongirl78]

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[Agent Sparrow]

Um...

 

[gentlegreen]

Have you ever considered that you didn't get on in the company because you're a bit thick?

And into shoplifting.

 

[brixtonvilla]

Actually I made that store record sales, more than any manager thats worked there in the last eight years so maybe its you thats thick.

Yes, thick. Thick for not knowing the employment records of complete strangers on the internet, including sales figures and reasons for leaving. You're not very good at this, are you?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Yeah, there are people who can afford not to, but steal and cheat anyway.

Like I said, most people are about as honest as they can afford to be.

There are also a lot of poor people who don't steal and cheat.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Huh.

Er, did she ever fess up to owning an SUV, in any of those deleted posts?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

They got to her!

 

[quimcunx]

I've only read pages 1 and a bit of page 4, so excuse me if I've missed something vital, but I am officially bored of brixtongirl78.

Oh, and hope you're all having lovely wintervals.