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Apocalypse in 9/8 (Featuring the Delicious Talents of Gabble Ratchet) .... a segment of the legendary "Supper's Ready" by Genesis.

The titles of the songs are often the best thing about prog (though not "Foxtrot", which is a brilliant album).
 
Rampaging Fuckers of Anything on the Crazy Shitting Planet Of the Vomit Atmosphere - Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

sadly the track doesn't really back it up, it's just one of those weird little improvised bits that litter their records. The track that follows it (Cuckoo At The World) is the kind of full tilt mentalist weirdness it deserves.

contenders for the PROD Mp3 club maybe?
 
northern death metal band Gore win, in my book:

Replace My Face With a Pizza Base

My Hands Have Fallen Off

Tony's Hernia (It Rules)
 
ouchmonkey said:
Rampaging Fuckers of Anything on the Crazy Shitting Planet Of the Vomit Atmosphere - Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

:D :D :D :D

Genius.

Reminds me of A Flux Of Pink Indians and their classic "The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks" :D
 
the locust - the half eaten sausage will you you in his office now.
Actually it's .

More from The Locust:
  • Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  • Teenage Mustache
  • Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
  • Pulling the Christmas Pig By the Wrong Pair of Ears
  • Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  • Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out of My Bed
  • We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit
  • God Wants Us All to Work in Factories
And, from the equally-unlistenable, perpetually-confused and infantile Happy Flowers:
  • Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were Bringing Home a Baby?
  • Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
  • Stop Eating
  • Get Me off the Broiler Pan
  • Old Relatives
  • Why Don't I Bleed?
  • They Cleaned My Cut Out With a Wire Brush
  • My Frisbee Went Under a Lawnmower
  • I Saw My Picture on a Milk Carton
  • I Dropped My Ice Cream Cone
(Yeah, I know.. old thread. Revived.)
 
Sufjan Stevens has a few from the Illinois album:

"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"

"A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, but for Very Good Reasons"

"Decatur, or, Round of Applause for Your Step Mother!"

"A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze"

"The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us!"

"They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!"
 
And lets not forget Anal Cunt with
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because Your a Cum Guzzling Faggot"
And thier equally catchy,
"I Want To Be A Counsellor So I Can Tell Rape Victims They Deserved It"
 
"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"
:eek: Wonder how Windows would cope with that in your MP3 folder..
 
Fila Brazillia have always come up with weird titles "Half Man - Half Granary Thorax" being one that sticks in my mind
 
post-rock has a lot to answer for.

red sparowes:

1. "Alone and Unaware, the Landscape was Transformed in Front of Our Eyes"
2. "Buildings Began to Stretch Wide Across the Sky, And the Air Filled With A Reddish Glow"
3. "The Soundless Dawn Came Alive as Cities Began to Mark the Horizon"
4. "Mechanical Sounds Cascaded Through the City Walls and Everyone Reveled in Their Ignorance" – 11:19
5. "A Brief Moment of Clarity Broke Through the Deafening Hum, But It Was Too Late"
6. "Our Happiest Days Slowly Began to Turn into Dust"
7. "The Sixth Extinction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, As We Looked Back in Regret"
8. "I Saw The Sky In The North Open To The Ground And Fire Poured Out"
 
the ever delightful Agoraphobic Nosebleed have a some good ones:

The Time Sean Threw His Back Out Sneezing
Chump Slap
Torn Apart By Dingos
Lives Ruined Through Sex (for Anita)
 
Truman's Water had an album called "Spasm Smash Xxx Ox Ox Ox & Ass"

It had such gems as : "Aroma Of Gina Arnold", "La Jolly My Armpit", "Athlete Who Is Suck", "Bladder Stomp Krautrack" and, my favourite, "Mindstab Forklift To Milktruck"

:D
 
'Bring Me The Head Of Paul McCartney On Heather Mills' Wooden Peg (Dropping Bombs On The White House)' - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
 
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