Discussion in 'music, bands, clubs & festies' started by billy_bob, Dec 6, 2013.
Ghastly deranged honking.
Imitated to perfection.
Shed Leaven. Playing such great hits as 'chasing rainbows made of yeast'
Petallica. A thrash metal band made up of adorable guinea pigs and bunny rabbits, all of whom are more scary than James Hetfield.
They're basically the Corrs, just without The Man Corr.
Hetfield could write an albumful of songs about how emotionally fucked up he's been by them.
monumental twats from what I've seen. Their manager goes out with Louise Mensch, so nuff said.
.....Leo Slayer....perky permed pint-sized popster does decibel-defying death metal the Radio 2 way...
I think that was more or less the tenor of SpookyFrank and my posts. They come across as eminently dislikeable arseholes.
The Trolling Stones
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Emerson, Fake and Palmoff
Jethro Tuille (much less heavy than the original)
Take VAT (actually don't, our accountant says we don't have to pay it, or income tax, or capital gains)
Covers Iron Maiden songs, but always with a slow , gradual increase in volume in the intros.
Believe me, they go well beyond the ultraworld.
The premier goth maiden tribute act. Barnstormers like Die With Your Boots On reworked as ethereal ruminations on the tragedy of life.
Steve Hardly & Mockney Rebel
Bellend Sebastian. A public schoolboy, with an arab strap.
Hetfield and the North
..James Hetfield, along with musical collaborators Roy North and Basil Brush combine in an idiosyncratic late 60's progressive rock style to explore their dark emotional terrain and inner turmoil....
There used to be a band called the Kaisers who were a bit like that. They wrote their own songs but they were all hamburg... flavoured I guess you would say.
The Naked Lady Bears
New Restraining Order - part of the MRAdchester cover band scene.
Didn't some of them used to be Parking Division?
Mumdance & sons- Shit wannabe-decent folk music given the 135 BPM prototype Jungle treatment.
Bon Jovi "Prince" Billy
Insular, sensitive types with neck beards who only leave their remote cabin in the Appalacians a couple of times a year and head for the city to perform hair rock to out-of-work dockers in strip clubs while wearing spray-on trousers.
Eponymous on Mars
Mirage Against The Machine
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