translation trauma

[maomao]

The life which it selects. One which it selects. The enterprise which it selects. The family which it selects. Must die, the washing machine which selects the big television, the automobile, khom the pack thu the disk phul it is Rae and it selects the electronic jar opener. It is good the body low-end call ley su the reel roll, in order to be it selects in dentistry insurance. In order to repay a regulation matter of concern and interest mortage it selects. Firing which it selects put the initial point. The extensive friend it selects. It selects the leisurewear and the match burden. Inside the textile goods scope must die it selects the three-piece attache inside employment purchasing. It selects the DIY and the sexual intercourse you peels Sunday in morning and who egg Sip it increases. The sofa that it is paralyzed, in order to demonstrate inside, in order to enter into your mouth which fills the game which it pulverizes, spirit the selection which sees eating between meals must die sits the brain. The pitiful family, in order to have a convenience what to be inside inside pishing all end to be compared your continuation in order to rot in sugar Hwang selection in you it transfers, sexual intercourse it did not create the infant whom it criticizes.

That's been through three languages but it's an easy one.

 

[feyr]

trainspotting

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life

 

[maomao]

yep

 

[feyr]

Couldn't remember what it was called, discovered that "Baltimore churchyard" has a googlicity of only 8!

Desiderata is the one mis-attributed to have been found in a churchyard, and Deteriorata is the tony Hedra version for the national lampoon

*adjusts nerd glasses*

 

[feyr]

" The love is too much young to know that it is the conscience; However that it knows that it conscience is not supported of the love? Soft Seguidamente, tricheur, push not my traverse, of fear that guilty of my soft auto-portrait art thy of defects they proved. For it thou it that trai me, me traídos my nobler part traitorously of my rude body; Mine doth of soul indicates to my body that can win in the love; the meat does not remain no more remote reason, but, mounting to the name thy, doth needs thee as its price that wins. To trust of this pride, is the satisfied poor persons thy afflicts to be, to become fullfilled in the businesses thy, fall for the side thy. none wants taken it of conscience it that I call, its "love" for the the one that expensive love I arise myself and tomb "

 

[laptop]

Desiderata is the one mis-attributed to have been found in a churchyard,

Now I remember the name, I know that...

and Deteriorata is the tony Hedra version for the national lampoon

*adjusts nerd glasses*

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

A veritable find!

 

[laptop]

" The love is too much young to know that it is the conscience; However that it knows that it conscience is not supported of the love? Soft Seguidamente, tricheur, push not my traverse, of fear that guilty of my soft auto-portrait art thy of defects they proved. For it thou it that trai me, me traídos my nobler part traitorously of my rude body; Mine doth of soul indicates to my body that can win in the love; the meat does not remain no more remote reason, but, mounting to the name thy, doth needs thee as its price that wins. To trust of this pride, is the satisfied poor persons thy afflicts to be, to become fullfilled in the businesses thy, fall for the side thy. none wants taken it of conscience it that I call, its "love" for the the one that expensive love I arise myself and tomb "

Sonnet 151: Love is too young to know what conscience is

Love is too young to know what conscience is;
Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove:
For, thou betraying me, I do betray
My nobler part to my gross body's treason;
My soul doth tell my body that he may
Triumph in love; flesh stays no father reason;
But, rising at thy name, doth point out thee
As his triumphant prize. Proud of this pride,
He is contented thy poor drudge to be,
To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side.
No want of conscience hold it that I call
Her love for whose dear love I rise and fall.
​

 

[feyr]

yep

 

[laptop]

In the kitchen, Eibische a bewegingslooze pushes the black market in the molasses on dubbele the generator of the pirates and starts soon strong to leap. The coffee brews. On verwegenem, it is taken the publication in the wood of sign VER*JAGEN an attack of daylight, by BG sôule was in manner flexible, in Intaglio the legend still and the wave survives, a teddy is in Mincingbananen with a large knife isosceles inflates, under this bladen nervous van Pirat with a fair hand it the corn salad in Waffelgeschlagenen the hollow paste of egg, of fresh eggs of them, against Osbie a feeling the same number of balls of vague exchanged, this Schnepfen which this winter in the same way more is seldom that the eggs, the other hand which it this fruit, overvigorously a direction Haelfte-Pint a bottle of milk with the tank 69 P&J complete stick socking the rises of Mons praised with the red bags rubber hot water of the cubes of the ice, the idea loan a concrete model on the scale young woman who a back to support passed during annéeees twenty years one year of that careful and to deform was conceives, before it finds it, large, with each possible door in order to leave that the ice for the attacks must pulverize banana of the pirates. With the growth their nights of the beard, haren, eyes implied bloodshot, miasmata the breath, D&J in the fight with the rule are the wasted gods who indicate on a late glacier.

Lots of languages ... but very, very easy for those who will get it at all.