Transformers. Review. w00t?

[The Groke]

Swarf's wife is a toaster that transforms into a vibrating vagina.

I learnt the hard way that it is a bad idea to initiate sex whilst she is still in toaster mode...

 

[Kid_Eternity]

I wanna see it, I know it will be crap but I don't care I wanna see big fuck off sized robots transforming and kicking seven shades of shit outta each other!

 

[unusual_solid]

Transformers

The Autobots do battle with the Decepticons in this special effects extravaganza about transforming robots.

Released: 27/07/2007

almost two bloody weeks.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

The film was ok for action and explosions but I knew what I was going to get.

The last 45 mins bored me to death to be honest.

But if you remember the cartoon the ending to the film suggest a transformers 2 will be made quite soon.....

It felt like lord of the rings in places, just fast fights going on not being able to tell who was doing what.

yup it's pencilled in for 2009...

 

[DarthSydodyas]

Seen it.

 

[Melinda]

RARRRRRRRRR!!
*Fires cannon from her chest and shoots missiles from her fists while kicking fuck out of buses and building behind her*

Saw this last night and came out making explosion noises and wanting to bust stuff up.

Less objectification of the hot bird please, much, MUCH less of the annoying 'fast talking kid' bollocks -- MOAR FIGHTIN'!!

The Decepticons were way cooler- Blackout and Bonecrusher were mighty!
*Goes out to punch a massive hole through a motherfucking dam, YEAH!*

 

[G. Fieendish]

Re:Transformers on YouTube...
On a related topic, how long before someone puts a certain group of Citroen ads on YouTube, under the heading of "French Transformers"...?
(Or has it already been done...)