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keep an eye on the Guardian's up-to-the-minute transfer news - it's quite amusing!

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2002629,00.html

"3.15pm: There's nothing going on whatsoever, so let's just make things up to while away the time. Tom McKay can start; he'd like to move quickly to quash the Pedersen/Kewell swap rumour: "My mate Deano works as an asphalt distribution operative in Liverpool and is currently doing up Rafa Benitez's driveway. Over a morning latte just yesterday, Rafa let it slip that Harry Kewell was on the verge of signing a lucrative contract with Speke Utd, who are currently flying high at the top of the Frank Armitt Liverpool County Combination League. Gamst is going nowhere, this is mere wishful thinking dreamt up by some scouser who's been hit round the head too many times by his girlfriend's Louis Vuitton hand luggage."
 
sleaterkinney said:
At least we're not owned by an alien.

I think you've misunderstood me, when we signed mascherano and tevez the papers went mad with about 5 zillion different explanations of how it happened. one of those was dodgy arabs.

your dodgy arabs have just pulled out of the takeover.
 
Upson to Upton for 7.5m apparently. What happens when Gabbidon and Collins are fit. Can City have them back?

Everton and West Ham in a tug-of-love over Andy Cole.
 
haha. apparently the mascherano deal is being held up cos they can't work out who owns him.

you can almost touch the irony.
 
tommers said:
... anyway success is overrated ...
Said by fans whose teams are in the Chamionship (or lower) or haven't qualified for Europe or have been knocked out of both cups !
 
bigbry said:
Said by fans whose teams are in the Chamionship (or lower) or haven't qualified for Europe or have been knocked out of both cups !

or that are joking.
 
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