Traditional English foods that don't require much preparation.

[bi0boy]

Grilled pork chop with boiled potatos and boiled cabbage.

Boiled white fish in a bag with boiled potatos and boiled cabbage.

 

[Dillinger4]

Sandwiches.

Sandwiches and cocaine.

 

[kyser_soze]

Cocaine on chips

 

[Dillinger4]

A nice cup of tea and some biccies.

 

[frogwoman]

And Kyser, M and S ready meals might taste better than most people's cooking, but i doubt the same could be said for Somerfield's

My mum is a qualified chef so I have a lot to live up to

 

[Hoss]

Urgh. Double posting iPhone fail.

 

[frogwoman]

Every time I've cut up potatoes from scratch and tried to make chips I've burnt them

 

[Dillinger4]

Cocaine off the boobs of a woman called Denise and a 18 pints of fosters.

 

[kyser_soze]

Cocaine off the boobs of a woman called Denise and a 18 pints of fosters.

Chazbaps FTW!

 

[frogwoman]

Fuck's sake lol I wanted serious replies

 

[Dillinger4]

Fuck's sake lol I wanted serious replies

I know yeh, what is wrong with everyone?

 

[frogwoman]

It's important

 

[frogwoman]

I am going to buy some ingredients now. When I come back I want a full rundown

 

[Dillinger4]

Do ploughmans. If you do it right there is pretty much no preparation and is full on delicious. And BRITISH.

Some good cheese, some kind of pickle/chutney, some proper bread, maybe an apple, and a bit of proper ale.

 

[electrogirl]

Oh a good ploughmans is AMAZING.

 

[Dillinger4]

Oh a good ploughmans is AMAZING.

See? electrogirl agrees. What more do you need?

 

[Dillinger4]

You can replace the ale with a nice cider as well if you like.

 

[electrogirl]

Electrogirl approved.

 

[newme]

scones, cream & jam / strawberries (if you buy the scones)

hot cross buns (if you just buy the buns)

marmite on toast

eton mess (strawbs / meringues / cream)

I have sussed how to represent England on primary school International Evening, with minimum effort.

Mmm that reminds me theres strawberries to be picked in the garden

 

[ringo]

Cocaine off the boobs of a woman called Denise and a 18 pints of fosters.

I've never tried this dish. Where might one order this?

 

[frogwoman]

I've just been making a Stilton and Celery gratin that I found the recipe for off of Delia Online. Going to check out how it is doing in the oven in a wee bit, it should be ready to come out soon

That's for myself mind you. The yorkshire puddings are going to be made in a bit

 

[frogwoman]

Although seeing as Delia is sayin that a yorkshire pudding needs to be served 20 minutes after it's done and I'm thinking of going there tomorrow with it I have a feeling this is going to be an epic fail

 

[Herbsman.]

Pork pies

 

[frogwoman]

I made this really nice thing (stilton and celery gratin) that COULD have been really nice and parts of it are lovely but it's all burnt round the edges

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Cocaine off the boobs of a woman called Denise and a 18 pints of fosters.

 

[Herbsman.]

I made this really nice thing (stilton and celery gratin) that COULD have been really nice and parts of it are lovely but it's all burnt round the edges

then make it again tomorrow and learn from yer mistake, turn down the oven or summat, and enjoy the new, improved, PERFECT cheese gratin.

may the culinary force be with you

 

[frogwoman]

Looks like I suck at making Yorkshire puddings as well

 

[Herbsman.]

then stay up all night until you get the grisp of it.

 

[frogwoman]

I seem to have created a beast halfway between a yorkshire pudding and a cupcake

 

[Belushi]

I seem to have created a beast halfway between a yorkshire pudding and a cupcake

Just turn up claiming its an ancient English regional dish. a 'Lincolnshire pudding' or something, and no one will be any the wiser