Top Wank Films Of Your Youth

[Orang Utan]

I saw my first fanny in a horror film called The Hand

 

[Firky]

Muff or fanny? I think the first fanny I saw would have been on some OU documentry on human reproduction filmed in the 196Ts when women didn't have fannies they had gates to hell.

 

[Orang Utan]

Minge
The first actual fanny was in a porno I saw round Darren Kemp's house when I was 12

 

[Firky]

A friend of mine had a well-watched VHS copy of Dune, from which the scene where Sting steps out of the steam thingy wearing only his rubber pants was almost entirely worn away

pml

 

[DotCommunist]

do softcore delights count?

you know like Emmanuel, The Red Shoe Diaries (starring david duchovny) and anything with shannon tweed in it?


serious films with a flash of skin: 'splash' and 'species'

 

[DJ Squelch]

I used to watch the "The Holiday Programme" if you were lucky they would be filming in a hot country on a beach and you would see a woman topless sun bathing in the background.

Thats the best you could get as a young teen in those days. I agree about the ease of access to porn youngsters have these days. You had to work for that in my days.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I remember getting embarassed watching Rocky with my parents, when rocky and aidrian start kissing...........i was only 5, but how lame is that eh

 

[Firky]

do softcore delights count?

No. That is akin to wanking of your mum's littlewoods catalog

 

[Orang Utan]

Those girdles in the Damart catalogue still make me quiver

 

[Firky]

I'm trying to find Sam Fox on TOTP because that gave me a muckle hard on

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Those girdles in the Damart catalogue still make me quiver

My mate used to get all hot and bothered as a nipper, over ladies on the tights packet..

 

[Orang Utan]

My mate used to get all hot and bothered as a nipper, over ladies on the tights packet..

Or the Shackleton high seat chair lady
<rubs knees>

 

[Firky]

Here we go:

 

[May Kasahara]

mwahahahah

May and Sting
Sitting In A Tree
T-a-n-t-r-i-c-a-l-l-y

Please note: in this scenario, the phrase 'my friend' is not a euphemism. She actually does exist, and did the wearing away all by herself.

I did have a bit of a crush on Sting, as it happens, but only up til I was about 12, when I switched allegiance to Stewart Copeland (for the skillz).

 

[Biffo]

A lot of the above, plus a few scenes from:

Animal House
Crimes of Passion
Breathless
Something Wild
Bitter Moon

 

[TV_Helen]

It's always been women in bondage that got me going. Plenty of such scenes on TV inshows like Wonder Woman and Charlie's Angels but relative few in movies. I remember a young Candice Bergen tied up and struggling in Soldier Blue wearing nothing but a top made from a sack with no leggings! PLUS there was a photo of her in that scene printed in theTV times. That got neatly filed away for future use....

 

[damnhippie]

I did have a bit of a crush on Sting, as it happens, but only up til I was about 12, when I switched allegiance to Stewart Copeland (for the skillz).

good choice i reckon.

i think mine was Manon Des Sources. i don't remember much it except it was french and some girl took her clothes off a lot. which was nice.

 

[CharlieAddict]

the scene in trick or treat, when the rock chick was frigging herself off in the car.

the dominatrix scene in 'from beyond.'
damn she was sexy.
lol just found it on youtube!


come to think...she's pretty slutty wasn't she? never trust a 21 year old memory.

there were loads of other 80s b-movies but i can't remember their names.

edited: lol!

 

[skunkboy69]

I remember getting embarassed watching Rocky with my parents, when rocky and aidrian start kissing...........i was only 5, but how lame is that eh

LOL what a sheltered life you led poor misguided child

 

[Dubversion]

i remember staying up late when I was a kid and watching Don't Look Now. My parents did the usual chattering over the top, trying to pretend it wasn't happening, but that scene goes on for bloody ages

 

[Gavin Bl]

Greta Scacchi and Joanne Whalley in 'White Mischief'. Cor, dear me.

 

[DrRingDing]

Any of Hammer's lesbian vampire films. Greatest genre ever devised!

I heartily 2nd that

 

[DrRingDing]

This thread deserves a poll.

 

[brixtonvilla]

Greta Scacchi and Joanne Whalley in 'White Mischief'. Cor, dear me.

Never seen it, but I'm tumescent at the very thought. Together? Tell me they're together...

 

[8ball]

i remember staying up late when I was a kid and watching Don't Look Now. My parents did the usual chattering over the top, trying to pretend it wasn't happening, but that scene goes on for bloody ages

My folks do that too

 

[bluestreak]

I saw my first fanny in a horror film called The Hand

yeah, me too, in a horror film called return of the living dead 2, i think it was.,

 

[Flashman]

Alison Steadman in The Singing Detective
Vanessa Redgrave having a wank in The Devils
Sarah Patterson in Company of Wolves. Ohhh yes.
Oh and any scene with Christine Noonan in it from If.., the "Tigress" one in particular.

It was mostly Razzle and Blue Climax in them days tbh but.

Edit: Just found out that Noonan is now dead

 

[Gavin Bl]

Never seen it, but I'm tumescent at the very thought. Together? Tell me they're together...

I'd like to remember it that way, but I'n not sure, there is lots of lying around barely dressed, looking sultry and sexually unfulfilled in the hot Kenyan night though

* goes to bathroom *

 

[Fuzzy]

the two i remember were a film called working girls (not the one with melanie griffiths in). overview here http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/movie.html?v_id=55286

portrayed prostitutes in a brothel.

the other one was last tango in paris with the scene with the butter.

 

[rekil]

That Obscure Object Of Desire by Luis Bunuel.

Kelly Le Brock in The Woman In Red - Not by Luis Bunuel.

Anything with Jane Russell in it.

Any animal skin clad ladies in rubbish prehistoric films.

Sabrina's Boys video - One of my brothers recorded it, in the middle of the tape, but I never discovered which one.