bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
Treebeak said:
how YOU doin'?
Top Ten Festie essentials
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how YOU doin'?
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
Kanda said:I didn't feel a need to add Twister cos I told you I was gonna take it
Human buckaroo: http://kanda.zenfolio.com/p267078394/
now that's win!
hiccup
King of the Vagabonds
A rubber mallet makes hammering in tent pegs *much* easier, and then you can make friends with all your neighbours when they inevitably ask to borrow it.
Waterproof trousers, so if it rains, you can still sit down.
Chewing gum, so you don't end up walking for 8 miles to try and find some at 4am to stop you chewing your own face off. So I'm told.
mtbskalover
drive,ski,drive,ski
Treebeak said:
but once theres any sign of wind or rain there all laughing at you
Hairdryer.
Laptop.
Comedy Hat.
Bible.
Oh, the foil wine bags make excellent pillows when empty: just blow them up like a balloon
Portable water carrier: saves you waking up with the driest mouth in the world & facing a long trek to a tap/stall that sells drinks.
Money: nobody takes enough cash & the queue for the cashpoints is often several hours long on sunday morning.
Fancy dress.
See you there
Laptop.
Comedy Hat.
Bible.
Oh, the foil wine bags make excellent pillows when empty: just blow them up like a balloon
Portable water carrier: saves you waking up with the driest mouth in the world & facing a long trek to a tap/stall that sells drinks.
Money: nobody takes enough cash & the queue for the cashpoints is often several hours long on sunday morning.
Fancy dress.
See you there
free spirit
more tea vicar?
you lot take way too much,
after years of losing everything i own at festivals I've now got my packing down to...
mdma,
pills,
cash,
toothbrush
toothpaste
bog roll
possibly a spare t-shirt
all of which can fit into the pockets of a pair of combats
cash and drugs can then be exchanged for anything else I need, and the drugs used to ward off sleep until the sun comes out / the festival finishes / I find a nice girl wanting to share her tent (i live in hope)
eta - clean socks
after years of losing everything i own at festivals I've now got my packing down to...
mdma,
pills,
cash,
toothbrush
toothpaste
bog roll
possibly a spare t-shirt
all of which can fit into the pockets of a pair of combats
cash and drugs can then be exchanged for anything else I need, and the drugs used to ward off sleep until the sun comes out / the festival finishes / I find a nice girl wanting to share her tent (i live in hope)
eta - clean socks
free spirit
more tea vicar?
I am actually thinking about risking buying a tent again this year as I'm going to be spending nearly 3 weeks at the antiworld site, and apparently this being in charge malarky means I can't rely on my mdma blanket this year.
I've tried taking tents to festivals before, but it always seems to fuck up - woke up looking at the stars through my tent one year at glasto, another year my tent developed a lake inside it, had my tent nicked at glade first year before i even got it set up, last year at glade my tent had magically developed 2 outer sheets and no inner tent when i went to put it up etc etc
I've tried taking tents to festivals before, but it always seems to fuck up - woke up looking at the stars through my tent one year at glasto, another year my tent developed a lake inside it, had my tent nicked at glade first year before i even got it set up, last year at glade my tent had magically developed 2 outer sheets and no inner tent when i went to put it up etc etc
Essentials are ticket, money, tent, mattress (when you're over 30), waterproofs, good boots, some spare dry/warm clothes, sunbloc/shorts if your fest happens after July 1 
some drugs, wetwipes, toothbrush/paste, earplugs, paracetamol, torch and conversation!
Plus a shed load of other stuff that I don't need at all to take at all but will end up bringing anyway
some drugs, wetwipes, toothbrush/paste, earplugs, paracetamol, torch and conversation!Plus a shed load of other stuff that I don't need at all to take at all but will end up bringing anyway
Skim said:What's an MDMA blanket? Do they sell them at John Lewis?
Not far from the Hippy Crack department ...
catinthehat
Failed VK = Replicant
Pirate or che flag
Pixie/fairy/aligator costume
assorted wings/feather boas
wedding outfit for the inflatable church
stilts
generator
decking or fencing for communal area
selection of comedy hats
day glo paint
You know they will be there...................
Pixie/fairy/aligator costume
assorted wings/feather boas
wedding outfit for the inflatable church
stilts
generator
decking or fencing for communal area
selection of comedy hats
day glo paint
You know they will be there...................
I brought a medical thermometer to a festival once, just in case like.
SZC iz teh sad
(yes, I'm the one with first aid kit who insists on disinfecting the big gash you made on your hand climbing over the fence and patching it up with plaster and checking on it the next day because I think I'm your mother)
SZC iz teh sad
(yes, I'm the one with first aid kit who insists on disinfecting the big gash you made on your hand climbing over the fence and patching it up with plaster and checking on it the next day because I think I'm your mother)
