Top Gun sequel: Maverick

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  1. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Not sure if anything good will come out of this... but both Cruise and Val Kilmer are confirmed

    Val Kilmer is returning as Iceman for Top Gun 2

    I hope the script writers start working on quotable lines right away, because it’s not the dogfight scenes i’ll be going to see.
     
  2. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

    I can already predict this I reckon.

    A cyber attack renders all but the older F-15s (or whatever they were) useless and Maverick and Iceman return to fuck up some russkies.

    There's no Kelly McGillis because she's too old for Hollywood to cast as a leading lady, so Tom Cruise has a hot young love interest 20 years his junior.

    Goose returns as a force ghost.

    Its awful, but Danger Zone plays and I'll forgive them the rest.
     
  3. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

    Forgot the homoerotic Fortnite match, that too.
     
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  4. 8ball

    8ball Considerably more oppressed than yow

    :D
     
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  5. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

    But that's so unrealistic!
     
  6. mauvais

    mauvais change has become unavoidable

    I reckon Goose washes up on a beach somewhere a la Harold Bishop.

    *waves break on a beach of raw emotion*
    Goose: I lived the way of the Air Force..
    *crash*
    *pan to scuttling crab*
    Goose: ...but I'm an army man now
    Maverick: Goose! The Army write checks that the Government Accountability Office won't cash
    Goose: It's where I found... salvation.
    Maverick: *blank look*
    Goose: I mean I'm in the Salvation Army.
    Maverick: You ejected out of a plane in 1986, but the real ejection was out of my heart, forever
    Goose: *erotic tuba solo*
     
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  7. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

    Doesn't Tom Cruise have enough money yet?
     
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  8. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    Mere money can't fill his hyper-inflationary ego.
     
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  9. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    Apparently Danger Zone is getting the re-recording treatment too.
     
  10. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    God has expensive tastes.
     
  11. steveo87

    steveo87 Procrastinating for....a while

    God yes!
     
  12. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw acknowledging ur soup leg

    Looking forward to two hours of Admiral Maverick getting deep into a whole heap of epic Powerpoint presentations at Pentagon budget meetings!
     
  13. Cid

    Cid 慢慢走

    Well, the church of scientology certainly does.
     
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  14. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

    "I feel the need, the need for greater oversight on defence spending"
     
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  15. treefrog

    treefrog Tauiwi

    "Your ego's writing cheques our current administration can't cash!"
     
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  16. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    I am totally up for seeing this movie, as long as it incorporates the fact that Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer are about 15 years older than the oldest possible age you could expect to see anybody piloting a fighter jet - and that the junior pilots they are dealing will probably be demoralised by decades of endless wars with very few clear targets and a high risk of civilian casualties.

    Any chance of getting Ken Loach to direct?
     
  17. gosub

    gosub ~#

    Could happily be in the Confederate Air Force
     
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  18. DownwardDog

    DownwardDog Riding a Brompton with a power meter.

    Not in the US forces. USAF and USN 3 Stars still fly fast jets in their mid 50s. The film is going to be absolutely fucking awful, that's a given, but not because Maverick is too old.

    The RAAF have a serving commissioned officer who is a Hawk QFI and 65 years old!
     
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  19. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    might be good if tongue is in cheek, but I don't think I've ever seen cruise take the piss out of himself/that era/etc before.
     
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  20. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    Top Guns and Roses
     
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  21. xenon

    xenon Radical efficiencies

    What's the point. It was alright, at the time but has dated badly.
     
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  22. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

    Tropic Thunder, to be fair to him.
     
  23. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw acknowledging ur soup leg

    Edge of Tomorrow too, to an extent
     
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  24. moomoo

    moomoo Not so yummy mummy

    Hell, yes!
     
  25. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    So epically shit it's bound to be a cult classic.
     
  26. 8ball

    8ball Considerably more oppressed than yow

    I think there's an element of taking the piss out of himself in 'Edge Of Tomorrow'.
     
  27. Sue

    Sue Well-Known Member

    It is. I'd reckon more like 25 to 30 years younger...
     
  28. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    I'd like it to be really subversive. Maverick feels hard done by and disillusioned over the years and has gravitated towards alt right militia types and decides to fly a suicide mission smack bang into his old base. Val Kilmer reluctantly has to take him out with some snappy dialogue. RATM reform to cover Dangerzone, of course.
     

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