Callum91
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I can't bring myself to even contemplate that.
Top Gear tonight
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I can't bring myself to even contemplate that.
Callum91
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If they did that , Jeremy and James would shine , Hammond would fail.
Callum91
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100% agreed
starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
Callum91
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Cheers.
Was sure id heard it before but couldnt place it.
Only knew myself 'cos I've recently bought the 28 Days later sound track and it was on there
Yeah I'd agree. May isn't Mr Dynamic, but there's a sense he really is that plodding and traditional. It seems authentic.
Hammond... I dunno, seems more like an act. The one time it seemed like we were nearer the real guy was when he was doing the cycling part of the cross London race. Him endlessly swearing at buses etc... Well, it seemed like the real guy, not the cheekie chappie persona that's a bit sickly at times.
Back on the main topic, I saw the one with the dinosaur CGI the other week and thought it was really lame. Shame, I've loved Top Gear over the years, and did think "oh dear... they've finally 'jumped the shark'"
I'd even do her as seconds.
Callum91
Let them eat cock
Yeah I'd agree. May isn't Mr Dynamic, but there's a sense he really is that plodding and traditional. It seems authentic.
Hammond... I dunno, seems more like an act. The one time it seemed like we were nearer the real guy was when he was doing the cycling part of the cross London race. Him endlessly swearing at buses etc... Well, it seemed like the real guy, not the cheekie chappie persona that's a bit sickly at times.
Back on the main topic, I saw the one with the dinosaur CGI the other week and thought it was really lame. Shame, I've loved Top Gear over the years, and did think "oh dear... they've finally 'jumped the shark'"
Not really enough though is it? Although I'd feel weird to watch Top Gear without the trio.
I've heard from several sources that Clarkson and May are both nice blokes off camera, but Hammond is an 'arrogant little shit.'
On a semi-related note, one thing that's amused me recently is Clarkson being hauled over the coals for describing Gordon Brown as a cunt during filming the other week. Why now? I was at the filming three weeks previously and he called Brown a cunt at least once then, plus a few other people. Half of what's said in the studio is completely unbroadcastable. And anyway, a journo and TV presented with a foul mouth doesn't like the government very much - along with most of the rest of the country. So what?
On a semi-related note, one thing that's amused me recently is Clarkson being hauled over the coals for describing Gordon Brown as a cunt during filming the other week. Why now? I was at the filming three weeks previously and he called Brown a cunt at least once then, plus a few other people. Half of what's said in the studio is completely unbroadcastable. And anyway, a journo and TV presented with a foul mouth doesn't like the government very much - along with most of the rest of the country. So what?
Callum91
Let them eat cock
I've heard from several sources that Clarkson and May are both nice blokes off camera, but Hammond is an 'arrogant little shit.'
On a semi-related note, one thing that's amused me recently is Clarkson being hauled over the coals for describing Gordon Brown as a cunt during filming the other week. Why now? I was at the filming three weeks previously and he called Brown a cunt at least once then, plus a few other people. Half of what's said in the studio is completely unbroadcastable. And anyway, a journo and TV presented with a foul mouth doesn't like the government very much - along with most of the rest of the country. So what?
I've heard that too. I'd actually want to go have a pint with James/Jeremy , reckon it'd be a right laugh.
starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
He does come across as that on the show as well. All those bumps/crashes into Mays cars, its all a bit mummy look at me, look at me & didnt he pretty much threaten to kill that woman he was on the dog sled with during the race to the North Pole.
Callum91
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I feel genuinely sorry when they vandalise May's car ( and yes I know it's for comic effect , but really , every single time? )
Hammond is easily the weakest link. He's an annoying little twonk when he's looking all doe eyed at the camera after he's said something that's supposed to be funny. And he's even more annoying when he's doing that staged phoney hes..i...tant..talk..ing.....thing..he.........does, while looking winsomely up through his fringe.
Hammond, you're a bloody forty year old man, not some bit of teenage totty in Hollyoaks. Wise up.
Hammond, you're a bloody forty year old man, not some bit of teenage totty in Hollyoaks. Wise up.
Callum91
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I doubt May would stick around if he was pushed into the side lines
Talking of which, I remember when May was introduced to Top Gear, but I don't remember anything before it without him. It wasn't just Hammond and Clarkson was it??
Callum91
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There was a fat bloke wasn't there?
Callum91
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Was sure Top Gear used to be Clarkson, Tiff, Quentin Wilson & VBH
Then they brought it back with Clarkson, May & Hammond in this new format. Might be wrong though.
May didn't really do much for the first few weeks he was there , came into his own soon after though.
Was sure Top Gear used to be Clarkson, Tiff, Quentin Wilson & VBH
Then they brought it back with Clarkson, May & Hammond in this new format. Might be wrong though.
That's what I remember.
Why the
at VBH? Is that frustration? 
Was sure Top Gear used to be Clarkson, Tiff, Quentin Wilson & VBH
Then they brought it back with Clarkson, May & Hammond in this new format. Might be wrong though.
May joined during the second series of the new-format TG. In the first one there was a bloke called Jason Dawe.
The northern biker bloke was Steve Berry. He, Clarkson, Tiff, Quentin Willson and VBH all did it in the 90s. However, I have fond memories of even older TG presenters - the ever-bouncy ex-rally co-driver Tony Mason, beardy Chris Goffey and dear old William Woollard.
I watched a bit of 'old Top Gear' I found on streetfire recently: it looks incredibly old-fashioned and pedestrian now, even a sort of motoring version of Watchdog in places...
starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
That's what I remember.
Why the
Sorry but i just cant stand her. Its thats irritating squeaky, yelpy laugh that she constantly does. Gets right on my tits so it does.
Callum91
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Sorry but i just cant stand her. Its thats irritating squeaky, yelpy laugh that she constantly does. Gets right on my tits so it does.
She's a blend of Clarkson and Hammond
starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
May joined during the second series of the new-format TG. In the first one there was a bloke called Jason Dawe.
The northern biker bloke was Steve Berry. He, Clarkson, Tiff, Quentin Willson and VBH all did it in the 90s. However, I have fond memories of even older TG presenters - the ever-bouncy ex-rally co-driver Tony Mason, beardy Chris Goffey and dear old William Woollard.
If one person on here knew the correct answer, i was pretty sure it would be you
.I remember Mason & Goffey (father of Supergrass drummer) from years back.
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