Ive recently listened to a Top 40 on aforementioned mixcloud channel with TWO Dexy's tunes in it. 1982 maybe?"Come on Eileen" - the most awful thing to come out of the 80's, scourge of 80's revivals, cancer of 80's disco nights, the turd in the punch bowl that every fucking DJ sticks on at some point - I loathe that fucking song.



01 The Spice Girls Wannabe this was awful
02 Fugees Killing Me Softly deserved a number 1
03 Mark Morrison Return Of The Mack LOL
04 Gina G Ooh Aah... Just A Little Bit fuck off
05 Robert Miles Children choooooon
06 Peter Andre featuring Bubbler Ranx Mysterious Girl vomit
07 Baddiel & Skinner and The Lightning Seeds Three Lions waves stella tin in the air
08 Babylon Zoo Spaceman legends
09 Toni Braxton Un-Break My Heart good, but not my ting
10 The Spice Girls Say You'll Be There
11 George Michael Fastlove I believe this has a pissstake video mocking the police who nicked him for cottaging in yankeeland

Hah! I was only 7! I'm ever so marginally less fogey than you....Ive recently listened to a Top 40 on aforementioned mixcloud channel with TWO Dexy's tunes in it. 1982 maybe?
Edit: I was 8 that year![]()

this anodyne cunt with his stupid hat and coffee table psuedo funk42 Jamiroquai Virtual Insanity
mate used to sing a rude version of this. Still shit19 Take That How Deep Is Your Love
earworm of the oldschool13 Deep Blue Something Breakfast At Tiffany's
It's just bad, bad songwriting. Starts with a fair bass line, the lyric builds up expectation, but within four bars everything has fizzled out to nothing. There is no follow through in any part of the song. No strong melody, no hook, no lyrical integrity. Nothing.Woah there cowboy...... Wannabe was a pinnacle of pop music culture![]()
It's just bad, bad songwriting. Starts with a fair bass line, the lyric builds up expectation, but within four bars everything has fizzled out to nothing. There is no follow through in any part of the song. No strong melody, no hook, no lyrical integrity. Nothing.
A great song has just enough surprise to take you out of your expectations, but not so far that the listener has no frame of reference. There is one element of surprise in Wannabe, I'll give it that: the amazement I feel that the song writer had the brass neck to present it as a finished piece of work.

You're judging it by the parameters of art though. That wasn't its job. What was? To sell a shitload of records and make Spice Girls very famous and sell loads more records. Which it did.It's just bad, bad songwriting. Starts with a fair bass line, the lyric builds up expectation, but within four bars everything has fizzled out to nothing. There is no follow through in any part of the song. No strong melody, no hook, no lyrical integrity. Nothing.
A great song has just enough surprise to take you out of your expectations, but not so far that the listener has no frame of reference. There is one element of surprise in Wannabe, I'll give it that: the amazement I feel that the song writer had the brass neck to present it as a finished piece of work.
I'll tell you, really really really, I'll tell you, it's coming, here's what I want, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...But it really makes you want to zig a zig - ah![]()
Pop can be art. A well crafted pop song can be a thing of beauty.You're judging it by the parameters of art though. That wasn't its job. What was? To sell a shitload of records and make Spice Girls very famous and sell loads more records. Which it did.
Ive recently listened to a Top 40 on aforementioned mixcloud channel with TWO Dexy's tunes in it. 1982 maybe?
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Edit: I was 8 that year![]()
Young bloody whippersnappers.Hah! I was only 7! I'm ever so marginally less fogey than you....![]()

I think that having to 'get' with Ginger Spice would've soured the whole deal for me.it does contain the line 'if you wannabe my lover you gotta get wiith my friends' which I was up for
It probably just meant 'get to know' (or 'get on with'), and not 'know' in the biblical sense. Perhaps you've just got a dirty mind?I think that having to 'get' with Ginger Spice would've soured the whole deal for me.

I assumed it was young person speak for something tawdry?It probably just meant 'get to know' (or 'get on with'), and not 'know' in the biblical sense. Perhaps you've just got a dirty mind?![]()
It's just bad, bad songwriting. Starts with a fair bass line, the lyric builds up expectation, but within four bars everything has fizzled out to nothing. There is no follow through in any part of the song. No strong melody, no hook, no lyrical integrity. Nothing.
You're probably right - youngsters might as well be another species given how impenetrable their lingo is.I assumed it was young person speak for something tawdry?
TBF, even if it just means 'get to know', it'd still be a deal breaker.
I was 17 in 1988. I dread to think, but here goes...
1988-001 Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky.mp3 3.1MB [3:25]
1988-002 Yazz & The Plastic Population - The Only Way Is Up.mp3 3.7MB [4:02]
1988-003 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You.mp3 3.5MB [3:49]
1988-004 Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3 3.5MB [3:49]
1988-005 Wet Wet Wet - With A Little Help From My Friends.mp3 2.4MB [2:39]
1988-005 Billy Bragg With Cara Tivey - She's Leaving Home.mp3 4.1MB [3:00]
1988-006 Phil Collins - Groovy Kind Of Love.mp3 4.8MB [3:28]
1988-007 Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth.mp3 3.7MB [4:03]
1988-008 Salt-N-Pepa - Push It.mp3 8.1MB [3:32]
1988-008 Salt-N-Pepa - Tramp.mp3 3.3MB [3:34]
1988-009 The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother.mp3 5.8MB [4:14]
1988-010 Robin Beck - First Time.mp3 4.4MB [3:16]
1988-011 Kylie & Jason - Especially For You.mp3 3.6MB [3:58]
1988-012 Cliff Richard - Mistletoe And Wine.mp3 3.6MB [3:55]
1988-013 Womack & Womack - Teardrops.mp3 5.8MB [5:01]
1988-014 Pet Shop Boys - Heart.mp3 3.9MB [4:18]
1988-015 Fairground Attraction - Perfect.mp3 3.3MB [3:37]
1988-016 S-Express - Theme From S-Express.mp3 3.6MB [3:56]
1988-017 Whitney Houston - One Moment In Time.mp3 4.4MB [4:46]
1988-018 Bros - I Owe You Nothing.mp3 3.4MB [3:43]
1988-019 Enya - Orinoco Flow.mp3 3.5MB [3:47]
1988-020 Kylie Minogue - The Loco-Motion.mp3 3.7MB [3:14]
1988-021 Kylie Minogue - Got To Be Certain.mp3 4.6MB [3:18]
1988-022 Kylie Minogue - Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi.mp3 5.5MB [4:00]
1988-023 Aswad - Don't Turn Around.mp3 3.4MB [3:42]
1988-024 Bros - Drop The Boy.mp3 5.3MB [3:50]
1988-025 Brother Beyond - The Harder I Try.mp3 4.6MB [3:28]
1988-026 The Fat Boys With Chubby Checker - The Twist (Yo, Twist).mp3 6.2MB [4:05]
1988-027 Angry Anderson - Suddenly.mp3 5.7MB [4:08]
1988-028 Erasure - Crackers International (EP).mp3 2.7MB [2:53]
1988-029 Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind.mp3 3.6MB [3:56]
1988-030 Yazz - Stand Up For Your Love Rights.mp3 5.4MB [3:55]
1988-031 Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car.mp3 4.4MB [4:46]
1988-032 The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis.mp3 3.3MB [3:37]
1988-033 Bomb The Bass - Beat Dis.mp3 6.8MB [3:42]
1988-034 Sabrina - Boys (Summertime Love).mp3 3.6MB [3:53]
1988-035 Bros - When Will I Be Famous.mp3 3.7MB [4:01]
1988-036 Kim Wilde - You Came.mp3 6.3MB [4:34]
1988-037 Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart.mp3 3.4MB [3:41]
1988-038 Climie Fisher - Love Changes (Everything).mp3 6.4MB [4:34]
1988-039 Krush - House Arrest.mp3 3.6MB [3:55]
1988-040 BVSMP - I Need You.mp3 4.1MB [4:26]
1988-041 Terence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name.mp3 4.1MB [4:28]
1988-042 Rick Astley - Together Forever.mp3 3.1MB [3:21]
1988-043 Bros - Cat Among The Pigeons.mp3 5.5MB [4:04]
1988-043 Bros - Silent Night.mp3 5.2MB [3:47]
1988-044 U2 - Desire.mp3 4.1MB [2:59]
1988-045 Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy.mp3 4.5MB [4:53]
1988-046 Aztec Camera - Somewhere In My Heart.mp3 6.5MB [7:03]
1988-047 Hazell Dean - Who's Leaving Who.mp3 8.0MB [6:59]
1988-048 INXS - Need You Tonight.mp3 4.8MB [3:02]
1988-049 Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True.mp3 3.9MB [4:12]
1988-050 Jason Donovan - Nothing Can Divide Us.mp3 4.5MB [3:16]
1988-051 Chris De Burgh - Missing You.mp3 3.8MB [4:07]
1988-052 Erasure - A Little Respect.mp3 4.9MB [3:32]
1988-053 Tiffany - Could've Been.mp3 3.2MB [3:32]
1988-054 Natalie Cole - Pink Cadillac.mp3 4.1MB [4:28]
1988-055 Bananarama - I Want You Back.mp3 8.5MB [3:43]
1988-056 Everything But The Girl - I Don't Want To Talk About It.mp3 3.9MB [4:18]
1988-057 Vanessa Paradis - Joe Le Taxi.mp3 3.6MB [3:56]
1988-058 The Pasadenas - Tribute (Right On).mp3 4.8MB [5:11]
1988-059 Breathe - Hands To Heaven.mp3 3.9MB [4:47]
1988-060 Danny Wilson - Mary's Prayer.mp3 4.9MB [3:49]
1988-061 New Order - Blue Monday 1988.mp3 6.4MB [4:07]
1988-062 Transvision Vamp - I Want Your Love.mp3 10.6MB [6:18]
1988-063 Desireless - Voyage Voyage.mp3 6.2MB [6:47]
1988-064 Phil Collins - Two Hearts.mp3 4.7MB [3:24]
1988-065 D Mob feat. Gary Haisman - We Call It Acieed.mp3 3.2MB [3:31]
1988-066 Tracy Chapman - Fast Car.mp3 7.1MB [4:56]
1988-067 Inner City - Good Life.mp3 7.5MB [4:04]
1988-068 Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap (No Sleep 'Til Bedtime).mp3 3.5MB [3:48]
1988-069 Bill Withers - Lovely Day.mp3 3.9MB [4:17]
1988-070 Julio Iglesias - My Love.mp3 5.2MB [5:40]
1988-071 Belinda Carlisle - Circle In The Sand.mp3 4.1MB [4:26]
1988-072 UB40 With Chrissie Hynde - Breakfast In Bed.mp3 3.0MB [3:15]
1988-073 Mac Band feat. The McCampbell Brothers - Roses Are Red.mp3 8.0MB [5:49]
1988-074 Inner City feat. Kevin Saunderson - Big Fun.mp3 4.4MB [3:26]
1988-075 Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid.mp3 3.8MB [4:07]
1988-076 S-Express - Superfly Guy.mp3 6.4MB [7:00]
1988-077 Rick Astley - She Wants To Dance With Me.mp3 3.0MB [3:18]
1988-078 Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine - Anything For You.mp3 3.7MB [4:05]
1988-079 Yello - The Race.mp3 9.6MB [8:09]
1988-080 Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere.mp3 3.4MB [3:42]
1988-081 Eighth Wonder - I'm Not Scared.mp3 5.1MB [3:46]
1988-082 Fairground Attraction - Find My Love.mp3 4.3MB [3:45]
1988-083 Matt Bianco - Don't Blame It On That Girl.mp3 3.5MB [3:47]
1988-083 Matt Bianco - Wap-Bam-Boogie.mp3 6.9MB [7:32]
1988-084 Maxi Priest - Wild World.mp3 4.1MB [3:34]
1988-085 Eddy Grant - Gimme Hope Jo'anna.mp3 3.5MB [3:46]
1988-086 The Beatmasters feat. The Cookie Crew - Rok Da House.mp3 7.3MB [3:51]
1988-087 Jermaine Stewart - Say It Again.mp3 7.4MB [3:54]
1988-088 Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal.mp3 3.9MB [4:17]
1988-089 Wee Papa Girl Rappers - Wee Rule.mp3 6.4MB [3:30]
1988-090 Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight.mp3 7.6MB [5:30]
1988-091 Elton John - Candle In The Wind (Live).mp3 5.4MB [3:54]
1988-092 Bomb The Bass - Don't Make Me Wait.mp3 7.9MB [4:17]
1988-092 Bomb The Bass - Megablast.mp3 12.5MB [6:50]
1988-093 Status Quo - Burning Bridges (On And Off And On Again).mp3 5.1MB [5:34]
1988-094 Sinitta - Cross My Broken Heart.mp3 12.3MB [6:44]
1988-095 The Primitives - Crash.mp3 2.4MB [2:34]
1988-096 Rick Astley - Take Me To Your Heart.mp3 2.4MB [3:28]
1988-097 Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana.mp3 2.5MB [2:42]
1988-098 Wet Wet Wet - Angel Eyes.mp3 4.8MB [5:16]
1988-099 Robert Palmer - She Makes My Day.mp3 4.0MB [4:23]
1988-100 Cher - I Found Someone.mp3 3.4MB [3:41]
Fucking hell!!!
I defend the 80s, but by christ it can be a tough job.
It's everything that was wrong with the 80s plus New Order.Lol that's more than ten times worse than 82 or 96

I was 17 in 1988. I dread to think, but here goes...
1988-001 Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky.mp3 3.1MB [3:25]
1988-002 Yazz & The Plastic Population - The Only Way Is Up.mp3 3.7MB [4:02]
1988-003 Glenn Medeiros - Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You.mp3 3.5MB [3:49]
1988-004 Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3 3.5MB [3:49]
1988-005 Wet Wet Wet - With A Little Help From My Friends.mp3 2.4MB [2:39]
1988-005 Billy Bragg With Cara Tivey - She's Leaving Home.mp3 4.1MB [3:00]
1988-006 Phil Collins - Groovy Kind Of Love.mp3 4.8MB [3:28]
1988-007 Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth.mp3 3.7MB [4:03]
1988-008 Salt-N-Pepa - Push It.mp3 8.1MB [3:32]
1988-008 Salt-N-Pepa - Tramp.mp3 3.3MB [3:34]
1988-009 The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother.mp3 5.8MB [4:14]
1988-010 Robin Beck - First Time.mp3 4.4MB [3:16]
1988-011 Kylie & Jason - Especially For You.mp3 3.6MB [3:58]
1988-012 Cliff Richard - Mistletoe And Wine.mp3 3.6MB [3:55]
1988-013 Womack & Womack - Teardrops.mp3 5.8MB [5:01]
1988-014 Pet Shop Boys - Heart.mp3 3.9MB [4:18]
1988-015 Fairground Attraction - Perfect.mp3 3.3MB [3:37]
1988-016 S-Express - Theme From S-Express.mp3 3.6MB [3:56]
1988-017 Whitney Houston - One Moment In Time.mp3 4.4MB [4:46]
1988-018 Bros - I Owe You Nothing.mp3 3.4MB [3:43]
1988-019 Enya - Orinoco Flow.mp3 3.5MB [3:47]
1988-020 Kylie Minogue - The Loco-Motion.mp3 3.7MB [3:14]
1988-021 Kylie Minogue - Got To Be Certain.mp3 4.6MB [3:18]
1988-022 Kylie Minogue - Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi.mp3 5.5MB [4:00]
1988-023 Aswad - Don't Turn Around.mp3 3.4MB [3:42]
1988-024 Bros - Drop The Boy.mp3 5.3MB [3:50]
1988-025 Brother Beyond - The Harder I Try.mp3 4.6MB [3:28]
1988-026 The Fat Boys With Chubby Checker - The Twist (Yo, Twist).mp3 6.2MB [4:05]
1988-027 Angry Anderson - Suddenly.mp3 5.7MB [4:08]
1988-028 Erasure - Crackers International (EP).mp3 2.7MB [2:53]
1988-029 Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind.mp3 3.6MB [3:56]
1988-030 Yazz - Stand Up For Your Love Rights.mp3 5.4MB [3:55]
1988-031 Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car.mp3 4.4MB [4:46]
1988-032 The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis.mp3 3.3MB [3:37]
1988-033 Bomb The Bass - Beat Dis.mp3 6.8MB [3:42]
1988-034 Sabrina - Boys (Summertime Love).mp3 3.6MB [3:53]
1988-035 Bros - When Will I Be Famous.mp3 3.7MB [4:01]
1988-036 Kim Wilde - You Came.mp3 6.3MB [4:34]
1988-037 Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart.mp3 3.4MB [3:41]
1988-038 Climie Fisher - Love Changes (Everything).mp3 6.4MB [4:34]
1988-039 Krush - House Arrest.mp3 3.6MB [3:55]
1988-040 BVSMP - I Need You.mp3 4.1MB [4:26]
1988-041 Terence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name.mp3 4.1MB [4:28]
1988-042 Rick Astley - Together Forever.mp3 3.1MB [3:21]
1988-043 Bros - Cat Among The Pigeons.mp3 5.5MB [4:04]
1988-043 Bros - Silent Night.mp3 5.2MB [3:47]
1988-044 U2 - Desire.mp3 4.1MB [2:59]
1988-045 Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy.mp3 4.5MB [4:53]
1988-046 Aztec Camera - Somewhere In My Heart.mp3 6.5MB [7:03]
1988-047 Hazell Dean - Who's Leaving Who.mp3 8.0MB [6:59]
1988-048 INXS - Need You Tonight.mp3 4.8MB [3:02]
1988-049 Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True.mp3 3.9MB [4:12]
1988-050 Jason Donovan - Nothing Can Divide Us.mp3 4.5MB [3:16]
1988-051 Chris De Burgh - Missing You.mp3 3.8MB [4:07]
1988-052 Erasure - A Little Respect.mp3 4.9MB [3:32]
1988-053 Tiffany - Could've Been.mp3 3.2MB [3:32]
1988-054 Natalie Cole - Pink Cadillac.mp3 4.1MB [4:28]
1988-055 Bananarama - I Want You Back.mp3 8.5MB [3:43]
1988-056 Everything But The Girl - I Don't Want To Talk About It.mp3 3.9MB [4:18]
1988-057 Vanessa Paradis - Joe Le Taxi.mp3 3.6MB [3:56]
1988-058 The Pasadenas - Tribute (Right On).mp3 4.8MB [5:11]
1988-059 Breathe - Hands To Heaven.mp3 3.9MB [4:47]
1988-060 Danny Wilson - Mary's Prayer.mp3 4.9MB [3:49]
1988-061 New Order - Blue Monday 1988.mp3 6.4MB [4:07]
1988-062 Transvision Vamp - I Want Your Love.mp3 10.6MB [6:18]
1988-063 Desireless - Voyage Voyage.mp3 6.2MB [6:47]
1988-064 Phil Collins - Two Hearts.mp3 4.7MB [3:24]
1988-065 D Mob feat. Gary Haisman - We Call It Acieed.mp3 3.2MB [3:31]
1988-066 Tracy Chapman - Fast Car.mp3 7.1MB [4:56]
1988-067 Inner City - Good Life.mp3 7.5MB [4:04]
1988-068 Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap (No Sleep 'Til Bedtime).mp3 3.5MB [3:48]
1988-069 Bill Withers - Lovely Day.mp3 3.9MB [4:17]
1988-070 Julio Iglesias - My Love.mp3 5.2MB [5:40]
1988-071 Belinda Carlisle - Circle In The Sand.mp3 4.1MB [4:26]
1988-072 UB40 With Chrissie Hynde - Breakfast In Bed.mp3 3.0MB [3:15]
1988-073 Mac Band feat. The McCampbell Brothers - Roses Are Red.mp3 8.0MB [5:49]
1988-074 Inner City feat. Kevin Saunderson - Big Fun.mp3 4.4MB [3:26]
1988-075 Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid.mp3 3.8MB [4:07]
1988-076 S-Express - Superfly Guy.mp3 6.4MB [7:00]
1988-077 Rick Astley - She Wants To Dance With Me.mp3 3.0MB [3:18]
1988-078 Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine - Anything For You.mp3 3.7MB [4:05]
1988-079 Yello - The Race.mp3 9.6MB [8:09]
1988-080 Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere.mp3 3.4MB [3:42]
1988-081 Eighth Wonder - I'm Not Scared.mp3 5.1MB [3:46]
1988-082 Fairground Attraction - Find My Love.mp3 4.3MB [3:45]
1988-083 Matt Bianco - Don't Blame It On That Girl.mp3 3.5MB [3:47]
1988-083 Matt Bianco - Wap-Bam-Boogie.mp3 6.9MB [7:32]
1988-084 Maxi Priest - Wild World.mp3 4.1MB [3:34]
1988-085 Eddy Grant - Gimme Hope Jo'anna.mp3 3.5MB [3:46]
1988-086 The Beatmasters feat. The Cookie Crew - Rok Da House.mp3 7.3MB [3:51]
1988-087 Jermaine Stewart - Say It Again.mp3 7.4MB [3:54]
1988-088 Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal.mp3 3.9MB [4:17]
1988-089 Wee Papa Girl Rappers - Wee Rule.mp3 6.4MB [3:30]
1988-090 Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight.mp3 7.6MB [5:30]
1988-091 Elton John - Candle In The Wind (Live).mp3 5.4MB [3:54]
1988-092 Bomb The Bass - Don't Make Me Wait.mp3 7.9MB [4:17]
1988-092 Bomb The Bass - Megablast.mp3 12.5MB [6:50]
1988-093 Status Quo - Burning Bridges (On And Off And On Again).mp3 5.1MB [5:34]
1988-094 Sinitta - Cross My Broken Heart.mp3 12.3MB [6:44]
1988-095 The Primitives - Crash.mp3 2.4MB [2:34]
1988-096 Rick Astley - Take Me To Your Heart.mp3 2.4MB [3:28]
1988-097 Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana.mp3 2.5MB [2:42]
1988-098 Wet Wet Wet - Angel Eyes.mp3 4.8MB [5:16]
1988-099 Robert Palmer - She Makes My Day.mp3 4.0MB [4:23]
1988-100 Cher - I Found Someone.mp3 3.4MB [3:41]
Fucking hell!!!
I defend the 80s, but by christ it can be a tough job.
Blue Monday though
this anodyne cunt with his stupid hat and coffee table psuedo funk